Glass Figurine
Andrew Bird Lyrics


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You've got me sitting on your mantle like a little glass figurine
Why must you be so mean?
Don't you know I've got better things to do
I'm like a mail order product from a housekeeping magazine
How utterly embarrassing,
Well lady I'm not going to dance that dance
Let the giraffes do it, let the sad clown cry
Your porcelain kisses are not going to turn me shy

No, I'm not your little boy,
Your rosy-cheeked joy,
Though the thought of you makes me sanguine
I'll do anything you want
But I won't be your glass figurine

Let the giraffes do it, let the sad clown cry
Your porcelain kisses are not going to turn me shy
No, I'm not your little boy,
Your rosy-cheeked joy,
Though the thought of you makes me sanguine
I'll do anything you want
But I won't be your glass figurine
I'm like a mail-order product from a housekeeping magazine




I'll do anything you want
But I won't be your glass figurine

Overall Meaning

The lyrics of Andrew Bird's Glass Figurine describe a situation in which the singer is being treated as a possession by his lover. He compares himself to a little glass figurine, positioned on a mantle, while his lover treats him with indifference and even cruelty. The singer is frustrated and embarrassed by this treatment, feeling like he has better things to do than be an object of his lover's whims. The song expresses a desire to be his own person, to be able to make his own choices and not be controlled by someone else.


The image of the glass figurine is particularly powerful, as it suggests both fragility and a lack of autonomy. The singer feels trapped in his current situation, unable to break free from his lover's grasp. He resists taking on the role of the obedient child or pet, instead asserting his independence and refusing to be molded into a shape that doesn't suit him. The song deals with themes of power dynamics, control, and the struggle for agency within a relationship.


Overall, Glass Figurine is a poignant and introspective piece of music, which captivates the listener with its hypnotic melody and evocative lyrics. The song captures the emotional complexity of human relationships, and the difficulties that arise when we try to reconcile our own desires with those of our partners.


Line by Line Meaning

You've got me sitting on your mantle like a little glass figurine
I feel trapped and powerless, like an inanimate decoration, in your control


Why must you be so mean?
I don't understand why you need to be so cruel to me


Don't you know I've got better things to do
I have my own life and priorities, and I don't want to waste my time being manipulated by you


I'm like a mail order product from a housekeeping magazine
You're treating me like an object that you can order and control, devoid of personality or feelings


How utterly embarrassing,
This situation is humiliating and degrading for me


Well lady I'm not going to dance that dance
I refuse to participate in this toxic dynamic you're creating


Let the giraffes do it, let the sad clown cry
I won't play the role you've assigned me; leave me alone and let someone or something else fill that void


Your porcelain kisses are not going to turn me shy
Your manipulations and false sweetness won't deceive me or weaken my resolve


No, I'm not your little boy,
I won't let you infantilize me or treat me like a subordinate


Your rosy-cheeked joy,
I won't let you force me into a specific emotional state or mindset


Though the thought of you makes me sanguine
Despite everything, I feel calm and hopeful about the future


I'll do anything you want
I won't let you control me, but I'm willing to make some compromises in order to move on from this situation


But I won't be your glass figurine
Ultimately, I won't let you objectify or control me, and I'll maintain my sense of agency and self-respect




Lyrics © O/B/O APRA AMCOS
Written by: ANDREW WEGMAN BIRD

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Most interesting comments from YouTube:

Cecilia Ancheyta

You've got me sitting on your mantle like a little glass figurine
Why must you be so mean?
Don't you know I've got better things to do
I'm like a mail order product from a housekeeping magazine
How utterly embarrassing
Well lady I'm not going to dance that dance

Let the giraffes do it, let the sad clown cry
Your porcelain kisses are not going to turn me shy

No, I'm not your little boy, your rosy-cheeked joy
Though the thought of you makes me sanguine
I'll do anything you want, but I won't be your glass figurine

Let the giraffes do it, let the sad clown cry
Your porcelain kisses are not going to turn me shy
No, I'm not your little boy, your rosy-cheeked joy
Though the thought of you makes me sanguine
I'll do anything you want, but I won't be your glass figurine
I'm like a mail-order product from a housekeeping magazine
I'll do anything you want, but I won't be your glass figurine

No, I won't be your glass figurine
No, I won't be your glass figurine



Harmful Content

You've got me sitting on your mantle like a little glass figurine
Why must you be so mean?
Don't you know I've got better things to do
I'm like a mail order product from a housekeeping magazine
How utterly embarrassing,
Well lady I'm not going to dance that dance
Let the giraffes do it, let the sad clown cry
Your porcelain kisses are not going to turn me shy
No, I'm not your little boy,
Your rosy-cheeked joy,
Though the thought of you makes me sanguine
I'll do anything you want
But I won't be your glass figurine
Let the giraffes do it, let the sad clown cry
Your porcelain kisses are not going to turn me shy
No, I'm not your little boy,
Your rosy-cheeked joy,
Though the thought of you makes me sanguine
I'll do anything you want
But I won't be your glass figurine
I'm like a mail-order product from a housekeeping magazine
I'll do anything you want
But I won't be your glass figurine

FYI: As the cover of the album says, this song is by Andrew Bird’s Bowl of Fire band, which I believe is different than his solo stuff done under just Andrew Bird



All comments from YouTube:

FireBird-

Such a fun song. This album is a gem.

XPiRiMiNT

My favorite song of the day! Love the diversity over the span of his releases 

Mmanko

I was sooo lucky to hear this album whilst getting tattooed, my artist so cool. I love the whole album.

Jody Melto

Props to you, man! I love the song and when small channels have high quality videos and get lots of subscribers! Good day to you!

mariadaferera

This is my favourite song <3 :))))

chihuahuasarecute123

He made this album when I was born.... Wow.... He deffinately changed over the years. :) I like this though.

Cecilia Ancheyta

You've got me sitting on your mantle like a little glass figurine
Why must you be so mean?
Don't you know I've got better things to do
I'm like a mail order product from a housekeeping magazine
How utterly embarrassing
Well lady I'm not going to dance that dance

Let the giraffes do it, let the sad clown cry
Your porcelain kisses are not going to turn me shy

No, I'm not your little boy, your rosy-cheeked joy
Though the thought of you makes me sanguine
I'll do anything you want, but I won't be your glass figurine

Let the giraffes do it, let the sad clown cry
Your porcelain kisses are not going to turn me shy
No, I'm not your little boy, your rosy-cheeked joy
Though the thought of you makes me sanguine
I'll do anything you want, but I won't be your glass figurine
I'm like a mail-order product from a housekeeping magazine
I'll do anything you want, but I won't be your glass figurine

No, I won't be your glass figurine
No, I won't be your glass figurine

Ek k

same

Fnoalle

Love the adding of K and W to NO!

daymeeeee

when people ask me "what do you mean, violin as a jazz instrument?" i just:

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