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Dick In A Box
Andy Samberg Lyrics
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I got something real important to give you
So just sit down
And listen
Girl, you know we been together
Such a long, long time
(Such a long time)
To lay it on the line
Wow, you know it's Christmas
And my heart is open wide
(Open wide)
Gonna give you something so you know what's on my mind
(What's on my mind)
A gift real special
So take off the top
Take a look inside
It's my dick in a box
(It's in a box)
Not gonna get you a diamond ring
That sort of gift don't mean anything
Not gonna get you a fancy car
Girl, you gotta know you're my shining star
Not gonna get you a house in the hills
A girl like you needs something real
I wanna get you something from the heart
(Something special, girl)
It's my dick in a box!
My dick in a box, babe
It's my dick in a box!
(Ooh)
My dick in a box, girl
See, I'm wise enough to know when a gift needs giving, girl
And I got just the one
Something to show you that you are second to none
To all the fellas out there with ladies to impress
It's easy to do
Just follow these steps:
One:
Cut a hole in a box
Two:
Put your junk in that box
Three:
Make her open the box
And that's the way you do it
It's my dick in a box!
My dick in a box, babe
It's my dick in a box!
(Ooh)
My dick in a box, girl
Christmas
Dick in a box
Hanukkah
Dick in a box!
Kwanzaa
A dick in a box
Every single holiday, a dick in a box
Over at your parents' house, a dick in a box
Midday at the grocery store, a dick in a box
Backstage at the CMAs, a dick in a box
Yeah
A dick in a box
Dick in a box
Dick in a box...
The lyrics to Andy Samberg's song Dick in a Box tell the story of a man who is ready to take his relationship to the next level by giving his girlfriend a special gift. He acknowledges that they have been together for a long time and he wants to show her how much she means to him. Instead of a typical gift like jewelry or a car, he decides to give her something unique that will stand out in her memory - his genitalia in a box.
He goes on to explain that a gift like a diamond ring wouldn't mean anything and that she deserves something from the heart. He then proceeds to give a step-by-step tutorial on how to give this gift, which involves cutting a hole in a box and putting his genitals inside of it.
The song is a satire of the over-the-top romantic gestures that are often portrayed in popular media. It pokes fun at the idea of a man thinking that his genitals are the ultimate gift and that it would be romantic to present them to his girlfriend.
Line by Line Meaning
Hey, girl
Greetings, young lady
I got something real important to give you
I have a crucial, valuable object for you
So just sit down
Please take your seat
And listen
Attentively hear me out
Girl, you know we been together
Girl, you realize we've been in a relationship
Such a long, long time
For a significant, extended period
(Such a long time)
(I can't stress this enough)
And now I'm ready
And at present, I'm prepared
To lay it on the line
To be completely honest with you
Wow, you know it's Christmas
Wow, you're aware that it is Christmas
And my heart is open wide
And I'm immensely open-minded and generous
(Open wide)
(I'm serious)
Gonna give you something so you know what's on my mind
I'll give you a present that will give you an insight into my thoughts
(What's on my mind)
(My true feelings)
A gift real special
An exceptional gift
So take off the top
Kindly remove the cover
Take a look inside
Observe what's in the interior part
It's my dick in a box
It's my genital organ enclosed in a container
(It's in a box)
(It's isolated)
Not gonna get you a diamond ring
I won't purchase a diamond ring for you
That sort of gift don't mean anything
That type of present holds no significance
Not gonna get you a fancy car
I won't obtain a luxurious automobile for you
Girl, you gotta know you're my shining star
Young lady, you have to understand you are my significant asset
Not gonna get you a house in the hills
I won't buy a house for you in the hills
A girl like you needs something real
A girl of your caliber requires something authentic
I wanna get you something from the heart
I want to buy you a heartfelt present
(Something special, girl)
(A unique item, young lady)
See, I'm wise enough to know when a gift needs giving, girl
As a wise person, I understand when a present has to be provided, young lady
And I got just the one
And I have precisely what's necessary
Something to show you that you are second to none
An article to demonstrate that you are above all the rest
To all the fellas out there with ladies to impress
To all the fellows striving to amaze their women
It's easy to do
It's a straightforward process
Just follow these steps:
Just adhere to these instructions
One:
Firstly:
Cut a hole in a box
Create an opening in a container
Two:
Secondly:
Put your junk in that box
Place your private part inside that container
Three:
Thirdly:
Make her open the box
Encourage her to open the container
And that's the way you do it
That's how you achieve it
(Ooh)
(Ooh)
My dick in a box, babe
My genital organ enclosed in a container, honey
Christmas
Christmas
Dick in a box
Genital organ enclosed in a container
Hanukkah
Hanukkah
Dick in a box!
Genital organ enclosed in a container!
Kwanzaa
Kwanzaa
A dick in a box
A genital organ enclosed in a container
Every single holiday, a dick in a box
Every celebration, a genital organ enclosed in a container
Over at your parents' house, a dick in a box
At your parents' place, a genital organ enclosed in a container
Midday at the grocery store, a dick in a box
Around noon at the grocery market, a genital organ enclosed in a container
Backstage at the CMAs, a dick in a box
Behind the scenes at the CMAs, a genital organ enclosed in a container
(Yeah)
(Yeah)
A dick in a box
A genital organ enclosed in a container
Dick in a box
Genital organ enclosed in a container
Dick in a box...
Genital organ enclosed in a container...
Contributed by Adeline B. Suggest a correction in the comments below.
@JaydenRodrigues
Classic!!!! 🎁
@cowsrbeefy
Jayden Rodrigues verified?
@cecedoll88
I know it's finally easy to find. Made my day.
@pervysage4934
All these years, even knowing the punchline this still cracks me up like a mad man. One of the best SNL shorts.
@adamdorgant9454
Agreed!!!
@FatEarthComedy
One of the best!!
@faptainamerica9049
Proof that Justin Timberlake can make a hit from literally anything.
@tanyaotey5685
yup!!
@aacproductions996
Except filthy
@developer-juice-Khailenno
this is American anthem for men everywhere. it might not be a ** in a box. but we have to let them know they are our shining star. its a metaphor laced on top of comedy. simpleton.