The Aperture Science Psychoacoustics Laboratory is the moniker of Mike Mora… Read Full Bio ↴The Aperture Science Psychoacoustics Laboratory is the moniker of Mike Morasky, a composer for Valve. The laboratory is part of the Aperture Science Laboratory, researching psychoacoustics to enhance the immersive and multidimensional experience generated by Valve's most widely lauded game, Portal and its successor Portal 2.

According to Aperture, "Whether you’re a mega-science corporation with decades of test experience, or a young start-up liberating your first test subject from non-testing with a chloroform-soaked rag, Aperture guarantees results. Wake up your test subject, open the chamber door, and press play—let Aperture’s patent-pending rhythmic compliance enhancers do the rest." Thus far, three volumes of material have been made available and are all free to download from here: http://www.thinkwithportals.com/music.php

Bring Your Daughter to Work Day
Aperture Science Psychoacoustics Laboratory Lyrics

We have lyrics for these tracks by Aperture Science Psychoacoustics Laboratory:

Cara Mia Addio Cara bella, cara mia bella! Mia bambina, o Chell! Ché la…
PotatOS Lament Potato lacrimosa Potato po uota Diva me a atra anima evicta …
Still Alive This was a triumph. I'm making a note here: HUGE SUCCESS. It…
Want You Gone Well here we are again It's always such a pleasure Remembe…

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Comments from YouTube:

sketchymoof

6y↑51

GLaDOS: I would like to take the delivery of a large stockpile of neurotoxin.
Scientists: Sure, what's it for?
GLaDOS: Oh, it's not like I'm planning to gas each and every one of you on Bring Your Daughter To Work Day. I was just hoping to do some of those Shrödringer's cat experiments on Bring Your Cat To Work Day. You know, the one with the box and the cat and the poison?
Scientists: Yeah, okay.

That Random Guy In The Comments

7y↑114

40 potato batteries. And a baking soda volcano.

Princess Shokora

And a giant potato

Callie & Marie Splatoon

7y↑50

Remember, The Aperture science Bring Your Daughter To Work Day is the perfect time to have her tested. -GLaDOS

Alex Nightshade

10y↑142

So many potato batteries... but the way Chell's turned out... is it even a battery anymore?

hilaRIocitii

2y↑3

It's probably powering Aperture

Radosław Rudolf

4y↑2

You could probably start a car just by plotting in a few hundreds of wires in a row.

InitiateD

True.

Sgt. Eclair

7y↑2

@UnfortuneLess Hiroshima is like a party popper in comparison to a Tsar Bomba.

InitiateD

Or Hiroshima.

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hilaRIocitii

2y↑7

1. Doesn't Chell's potato look like GLaDOS?
2. Chell's potato is probably powering Aperture itself

DogsRNice

The second part is my new head canon

cursed

7y↑22

this song gives me this odd distant nightmarish vibe, I can't really describe it, but it feels just scary.

Psycho Lamborghini

The neurotoxin...

CrayCray Wolf

2y↑1

It does feel a bit unsettling, but the context is what makes it horrifying.

Joppe

it gives me tinitus

ngradrian

8y↑71

What did Chell use for her battery?
Wheatley: "The place is most likely overrun by potatoes at this point".

The great Nahwhaile

2y↑1

Hey at least she won't starve

TheStegosaurus_

3y↑4

Special Ingredients from Dads work

Parhel1on

3y↑4

Conversion gel turned out to be a decent fertilizer?

Madilynn

7y↑19

Bring your daughter to work day.. that did not end well..
(At end)
Look at that, its growing right into the ceiling!
(Flaaaaaaaashbaaaack...)
Chell:heres my potato battery,it looks weird but thats fine!
(A long time later,it grows into the ceiling)

Damon Nugent

6y↑16

I'm not the only one that noticed one of the batteries is made by someone with the name Alix, right? Alyx? ; ) Ooh Valve. Sneaky.

Strange Youtuber Man

6y↑1

omg rly? :D:D:D:D:D:D

TurtleGamez

7y↑58

funny enough, the first time i heard this my brother got a phone call from his father, it was bring your son to work day

diamondcoin

3y↑2

I hope he is ok

Sammylammy

3y↑3

...how did it end? Well?

Swish

5y↑12

o h g o d

Das Institut

6y↑18

Well...did you see your brother ever again since then?

SpazzmaticTranslated

13y↑5

Well done. Remember the aperture science bring your daughter to work day is the perfect time to have her tested. over 90 years later Wheatley: Bring your daughter to work day, boy that did not end well. Chell: (in her mind) I'll say. I glad I didn't bring my daughter

Dr. Pew

7y↑24

"Bring your Daughter to Work Day, that did not end well. AND, 40 potato batteries, embarrassing."

Gremlin

4y↑12

Employees’ daughters: * are existing *
GLaDOS: Hippity hoppity, THEY’RE NOW MY PROPERTY

Wickermind

7y↑16

(starts game)

me: oh wow....i wonder what the hell happen to this place and how the vegetation got so intense

(finds potato batteries)

me: fuck logic

Daniel

7y↑4

This is my favourite track ^_^

Zindiq

11y↑14

We can thank Wheatly for one thing at least :P

mech

Zindiq this song and your profile pic scares me.

InGodzHandz

9y↑31

Those poor girls...Most of them were murdered...

Strange Youtuber Man

6y↑2

She was abandoned at aperture labs door and became a test subject. But still, that's a pretty big plot HOLE.

InGodzHandz

What about in "Portal 2" when you walked by her display for the girl's science fair project?

Arstotzka Empire

UnfortuneLess it's not chell she was already a test subject and she's an adult.

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Jenny A.

8y↑14

What happened to Chell's patato battery? DId it mutate somehow?

Aeon

6y↑1

Jackimations it was GLaDos that was chell's potato battery

Wickermind

7y↑9

its "daddy's serum"she used to mutate the potato

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ezra m

12y↑1

If you bring your daughter to work at Aperture.. You're gonna have a bad time!

Pumkin

11y↑4

Reminds me of streets of rage's ost

mariposa404

7y↑8

"That did not end well"

PsychadelicoDuck

10y↑7

I always figured she WAS the daughter.

Madam Mayhem

12y

I know, I didn't actually agree with a lot of the stuff he mentioned in the video, but it was interesting (and informative) due to the fact that he actually put in quite a bit of research for it. Either way, whether or not you agree with what he says is simply your own opinion.

DeftColeman05

2y↑1

Look at that one growing right out of the ceiling there! This place would be overrun by potatoes at this point. At least you won’t starve though.

IDKisthebestname

2y↑1

didn't even realize that the massive potato that grew was chell's project until I went on a second playthrough, that really widened my perspective on the lore

Samus Aran

12y↑2

This sounds like something from Ratchet and clank.

KangarooSaysMeow

12y↑2

You DO realize that Rattman is his last name, and that there is no "Rattwoman," right?

SePe 22

5y↑3

Please rise for the national anthem of Area 51...

The Memery

2y↑1

CART:
5 GAL NEUROTOXIN
(x13,599)

TOTAL: $2,183,977.04

GLaDOS: ”it’s nothing”

Damon Nugent

7y↑2

Contemplating the state of reality and killing your enemies with neurotoxin through Quantum Physics... classy GLaDOS.

Madam Mayhem

12y↑1

Oh, is that the "Who or what is Chell?" video? I saw that a while back. Very interesting and informative.

chunky bunny 64

this sounds like my dads ringtone

Chloé Seashell

13y

That did not end well. Bring Your Daughter to Work Day, that is. Not the music. Underrated track.

Floaty Boat

11y↑4

I think she was a bit busy being a test subject.

Chloé Seashell

13y

@poorlymadeproduction I don't remember anyone waiting for Volume 2 saying 'I can't wait to get my hands on the track that plays during Bring Your Daughter to Work Day'. Everyone was gushing over more overtly 'epic' tracks (which are awesome in their own way) such as I AM NOT A MORON! or An Accent Beyond.

DemiCodGaming

11y↑1

if you look at the last potato growing into the roof the poster board should say (By:Chell) on the right or left bottom of the poster board

sharke76

11y↑4

Chell's name was on that poster with the massive potato. :3

Scrimbo

6y↑1

Reminds me a little of Pokemon Mansion from Red.

Why Wyi

2y↑1

THIS IS THE GREAATEST PLAAANNNN

Marvin

9y↑4

why did i dance...?

PokefanLoojopop

13y

@digitalrailroader thank you. I kinda guessed that and did play through that part again. Ah, BYDTWD... Good times.

Arzene

the beginning sound like its from subnautica

ayra_c3

7y↑1

It didn't end well..

R van bergen

12y

Well, actualy, it was worse: She was one of the daughers brought to work that day...

SpazzmaticTranslated

12y

I know, and you don't know for sure if it was Caroline's daughter or not

Da da

11y↑2

Reminds me of KSP

InitiateD

@ŤhəBl4ckRabbıt I guess, but I think KSP is more casual, less electronic and definetly not as fast.

Spacey? Sure I guess they both are.

ŤhəBl4ckRabbıt

@InitiateD spacey

InitiateD

Why?

PokefanLoojopop

13y

@PourLaLiberte1 or Potatos Lament. XD Srsly though, you are absolutely right about this song. Heck, I don't even remember this song being in the game! Now I have to play through that part again... (not that I mind XD) Oh Aperture, you should know better than to activate deadly and unstable "projects" on big events!

Kevin lolnope

12y

That did not end well

_ Anthrax101_

3y↑1

Nokia ringtones, but Awesome

Kamil Jay

12y

Actually, Chell is GLADoS' AKA Caroline's and Cave Johnson's daughter

That70BrawlBandicoot

12y

You don't know much about Valve, do you?

funky monkey

Tbh they're spitting straight fax

SpazzmaticTranslated

12y

whatever, Valve would have answered the question of GLADoS being Chell's mom

digitalrailroader

13y

@PokefanLoojopop its in the game, you can BARELY Hear it while Wheatley is talking about "Bring your Daughter to Work Day", and when you look at the science projects..

The Joker

12y

@PokefanLoojopop It's Aperture. Safety and morals are two concepts they don't need, because "science isn't about WHY! it's about WHY NOT!"

Synth

12y

@gerokis Do you think Ratman was her father? cause no, he wasn't. if you read the comic, Ratman picks out Chell to do testing, because of a hunch.

The Bullet

7y↑3

And 50 potato batteries.

Kaylee H

12y↑1

Like what? I don't think they were her parents because the dates don't match up. Cave was old by the 1980's, and Chell was probably 9-13 years old on BYDtWD, which was in the 1990's. I REALLY doubt Cave and Caroline had a child in the 1980's, since Cave looked like he was in his 70s or late 60s at that time.

Grumbles McSomethingfunny

13y

@SpazzmaticTranslated uhhhh I'm pretty sure chell was one of the daughters... it had her name on the potato that grew into the ceiling

TheBlueDraenei

12y

if aperature science is a privately owned company like ge is then they can do whatever they want as long as they are in an enclosed area away from civization.. when chell got out of the aperature compound where was she hmm?

Scorpi Wall

11y↑1

There's a video where it shows the rest.

ePlays

Least you won't starve though.

SpazzmaticTranslated

12y↑2

I am well aware dammit, I was making a joke

outernet

@TheEmeraldSword Old YouTube replies became their own comments. Don't know why. Might be something to do with Google +'s intergration with YouTube and eventual death.

TheEmeraldSword

uh, who are you talking to?

Aristocrat

12y

that did not end chell... what?

Subarashii

13y

Whow look at this one...this ones got manual laboror rightin al over.. i guess its good but not as good as the sientists im not saying its bad but there just alot dummer

Joe Hall

7y↑2

The correct name is "take your daughter but NOT your SON to work" day.

jonah h

12y

Rattman +Rattwoman = Chell hate all u want but its true

Kaylee H

12y↑1

No one has proof of that, haha! I know a lot of people think that, but just because two new characters are introduced that possibly had a romantic relationship doesn't mean that they're Chell's parents, adoptive or not. Plus, on Chell's science board, she wrote that she had wanted to do something else, but "daddy said that Mr. Johnson would get mad if I didn't use the potatoes." She calls Cave and daddy two separate people.

Rengoku Kyojuro

there's actually a theory that she's Doug Rattman's daughter

SpazzmaticTranslated

12y

I know more than I wish to

SpazzmaticTranslated

12y

I am well aware, I was making a joke

Delta

3y↑1

What sr pelo video was this in

Arrdef

12y

You do know that chell IS the daughter of an aperture employee don't you ?

PokefanLoojopop

12y

@williamstoo well we know one survived...

That70BrawlBandicoot

12y

The Turret Opera song at the end of the game, calls her, translated, 'Dear, veautiful, my dearr..', '..my girl', and so on

mariposa404

7y↑11

4 potato batteries disliked this

Strange Youtuber Man

Lol how many carrots liked it

That70BrawlBandicoot

12y

Chell was being brought to Aperture Science that day, as Caroline's daughter, lol

Nobleman Swerve

12y

343 guilty spark?

Aeon

6y↑1

Floppy disk

thefanofspam

12y↑1

Is it just me, or is Valve the only company who can make a video-game with a robot that looks like an eyeball actually be epic.

D95

volcano

SpazzmaticTranslated

12y

@Coolrx24 I know, I made a joke

Goobli bloo!

13y

@PourLaLiberte1 ...underated by who?

gerokis

12y↑2

Fun fact: Chell was a daughter of Aperture Worker. Thanks to him, GLaDOS was destroyed. Think about it.

justin stevens

@[ no

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@DeadlyBomb Productions so we get a reply every 5 years?

DeadlyBomb Productions

7y↑1

her*

〈Ion/〉

12y

actually.... Chell was one of the daughters during bring your daughter to work day since her name is on the last potato battery project. It's hard to notice but it's there. Also Chell is adopted by one of the scientists in aperture. Chell was actually the daughter of Cave Johnson and Caroline, so you could call here Chell Johnson or, like most people suggest, Michell Johnson.

parepidemos productions

Michelle? now that's just reaching

Strange Youtuber Man

6y↑1

She's not. Caroline is a core and cave is dead, also she was abandoned on aperture's doorstep and her parents are alive, they just don't love her.

Mr Roboto

11y↑1

I dislike incompitence. Yours is just undeniably ignorant.

Mabra

11y↑1

It's with the potatos!

A

7y↑2

THE NEW GENERATION OF NOKIA

Strange Youtuber Man

What? That makes no sense and if YouTube sucks why do you have an account? :P

Time Sage

11y↑2

Except portal 1 hinted Chell was one of the duaghters...

parepidemos productions

when and where?

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