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Where did the time go?
Back in the days I didn't want to admit
I was like the other white folks
I'd be in the burbs and see a cop car
Drive slow and I'd yell
Out "Duck, motherfuckers
There go 5-0!" Whoo!
Dressing like a thug in the mall and shit
Me and Emily just called it quit's
She was a young fire crotch alcoholic chick
If I remember correctly I think
Her dad was into politics
After school we'd go to Popeye's chicken
I would get a 3 piece combo
With some red beans and rice
On the side and an extra
Side of mac and cheese
One extra biscuit and 2 honey packets please
Where did the time go?
When I was 6 years old my
Uncle Darryl had a nice boat
Every independence day took us to
The lake or the Ozarks so we could watch the
Fireworks and light show
Around this time my parents decided that they
Wanted to go and terminate their marriage
We lived in Raytown
Missouri in a yellow house
With the tire-swing up
In the front yard down on 67 terrace
My mom planted radishes and carrots
Cabbages and hairless
Marijuana plants until my next door neighbor
Went and ratted to the sheriff
My whole entire family had to hide
Up in the Radisson embarrassed
My mother was a really pretty lady
My father was a salesman in
A used '83 'cedes
They'd argue a lot, she'd scream
He'd call her crazy
He'd disappear and not come
Back until day three
They seemed so old then
But they were in their thirties
They were in their thirties
My wife and I feel old
But we in our thirties
Listen, life ain't fair and it's weird
Everyday I pluck a gray hair from my beard
All the kids that used to be
Popular in school got fat
OD'd or they straight disappeared
Oh shit! where did the time go?
Back in the days I would speak to
My parents with an eye roll
Got a blowjob from Angeline
With my eyes closed felt guilty
Went home and tried to read the Bible
Fell asleep 3 pages in
Woke up and felt time slow like God is angry
At me now he gonna end my life no
Where did the time go?
My best friend just got divorced
Where'd his wife go?
Out to dinner with another guy bro
I knew for sure he'd shoot her with a rifle
Until I found out as it turns
Out that he has ED
And making love to his wife
Just hasn't been easy
He tried to make excuses trying to
Say that he was sleepy
And she just wanted a love life in 3D
And I can't blame her for it
And I can't paint the portrait
That she's vain and morbid
- cause she's not
This is why we need to fucking legalize
'Cause every single grown adult
That I've met gets a broken heart when they
Wonder where the time went
All you do is get gray hair then you die slow
Lay in your casket and wonder:
"Where'd the time go?"
Uh, you felt so young then
Then you're in your thirties
Right now you're seventeen
Blink a couple times and
You're gonna be seventy
Where did the time go? I don't know bitch
Hurry up and die slow hurry up and buy, ho
Everything is everything and everything
Is on sale except a perfect plan that is
Guaranteed to not fail
You want a guarantee? See
You go to college four years
Read some books but drank more beer
Somebody lied to you when they told you
That all you gotta do is
Go to college and the day after
You graduate you'll make $150, 000
Go to happy hour
Get a nice Martini with an olive and
And a brand new Porsche with
The candy paint polish
You want a mansion with a pool?
You can have all this!
All you gotta do is go
To class a couple times
You don't gotta worry about the time
You don't gotta worry about the $89
999 that you're gonna be in debt
Pay your student loan down let
Us see you sweat you want a job? Well this
Company don't need you yet
Started at the bottom and you'll stay
At the fucking bottom till your
Heart is in decay
You at the fucking bottom till
Your hair is turning gray
So you try to numb the pain
Getting married turn away
Maybe you will get it if I whisper this:
You gotta start your own business
Start your own business
Start your own business
Follow your dreams you little bitches

Hi, can you come here Eric?
I know you've worked for this
Company for 37 years
And you treat it like a career
Unfortunately, the way corporations work is
We don't give a fuck about you and have no




Emotional connection to anything other
Than our profit so, you're fired!

Overall Meaning

The lyrics of Artificial and Lethal's song "Theory" delve into various themes, including nostalgia, relationships, the passage of time, societal expectations, and the harsh reality of corporate life. The song presents a series of personal anecdotes and observations that capture the bittersweet aspects of life and the complexities of human experiences.


The first verse reflects on the artist's past and his realization of his own prejudice. He recalls a time when he would yell derogatory remarks at police officers, and how he used to dress like a "thug." These actions and attitudes were part of his youth and rebelliousness, but now he recognizes their ignorance. The mention of his breakup and the description of his ex-girlfriend's complicated family background adds depth to the story, highlighting the complexities of relationships and the impact of family dynamics.


The second verse paints a picture of the artist's childhood and the transitions his family went through. The mention of Independence Day celebrations and family trips on his uncle's boat evoke feelings of nostalgia and happiness. However, the artist juxtaposes these moments of joy with the harsh reality of his parents' divorce. The yellow house, the mention of plants, and the encounter with the sheriff allude to the instability and embarrassment he felt during that time.


The third verse focuses on the artist's own adulthood and the struggles his best friend faces in his marriage. The mentions of infidelity, erectile dysfunction, and his friend's excuses hint at the complexities of intimate relationships. It underscores the artist's understanding of the challenges that come with growing older and the need for compassion and understanding.


The final verse takes a critical look at societal expectations, particularly around education and career success. The artist challenges the notion that going to college guarantees a lucrative and fulfilling life, highlighting the disillusionment that many face after graduation. The lyrics express frustration with how corporations prioritize profit over employee well-being and the harsh reality of job insecurity.


The final line, where the artist is addressing someone named Eric, exemplifies the callousness and lack of empathy often found in corporate environments. It emphasizes the harsh truth that loyalty and hard work do not always lead to job security or recognition.


In summary, "Theory" by Artificial and Lethal offers a collection of introspective stories and social commentaries through its lyrics. It explores themes of nostalgia, relationships, the passing of time, and the disillusionment with societal expectations, ultimately highlighting the complexities and challenges of life.




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@pinedraws

A few theories of my own:

Maybe we feed jeb with sentimental rich items, like we could feed it any old metal bits. But a metal tray owned by an old grandma? Maybe that's the thing we are feeding the eldritch horror with. A logic far above our normal understanding.

Maybe the monster behind the wall poops out literal gold in exchange for this sentimental items, like a twisted take on the midas myth.

The alien bio might just be that, alien. Alien species that has overrun an overly profit driven company that ignored all safety procedures.

I'm a great asset to the company :)



@Kurzidan

I definitely want to believe Jeb is the beast, and Gordion the gold planet. However. The question of the building container, and the stuff on the platform in general. Make me need other answers before the other is fully believable...

How does one consume a planet and all its people, but then get caught and contained it a tiny (comparably) building? The actions of intaking the items, as well....

Unless...
Unless Jeb was less intelligent before impact...
and in consuming the people "the people forgetting", Jeb grew more intelligent, and set the company into motion as a "lazier" feed me program... But eventually something "went awry" for the beast's side. And "the company" split into two, with one side somehow trapping the beast within a building. - Perhaps the containers were a lure... and the drill will be a mistake...

but then, the "company store" dropship, comes from space even on Gordion. So... "SOMETHING" we don't go to is still out there, and associates itself as "the company"` - of course. If there was a second faction split from something founded by the beast, or something like that.... then they could just be "that" and be keen on tracking your data, for things, to ensure the beast is frequently fed and essentially sedated with all nearby moons being abandoned and evacuated as potential next targets, meanwhile, things on said moons have come out of the woodwork moiderlizing us....

Perhaps also these now abandoned places... were testing parts of Jeb/Gordion... resulting in similar entities in most places coming forth from the woodworks...



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@BanditGames

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@Cliffordlonghead

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@Cliffordlonghead

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@Cliffordlonghead

Awesome video

@Cannon_man123

bandit i had a theory that in skyward sword when link went to the past he created an alternate timeline where demise never breaks out of his seal because link sealed him in the master sword. so zelda wouldn't get captured and demise wouldn't be around in that timeline.
and i wanted to know if this is common knowledge or if im just wrong

@greansquid5331

I definitely think that the building is meant to trap Jeb because one of the rare voice lines you can get after turning in scrap is something like "this wall cannot hold me"

@Terratomere

actually just says "this wall cannot contain" and starts to glitch out so it could be saying me, it, or neither

@lordmarshmal_0643

There's also "We need you" which I learned about from one of Thalonius' solo runs specifically his one-slot run
Which I wonder about because the automated voice obfuscates the tone and leaves me curious on who's actually "behind" that voice line - is it the collective inside Jeb having a brief moment of lucidity, Jeb himself, or just the company? (Assuming the company and the beast are two different entities, I've heard a minor theory thrown around that Jeb is the company)

@cakeeyplayz

God, thats two games in 2023 with incredibly strong monstrous entities named after mythological figures trapped inside building made to contain them by humanity

(Ultrakill)

@blooTalkoes

this prison... to contain... ME?@@cakeeyplayz

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