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Asher Roth Lyrics

(yeah) how you feelin'? (Fine)
Are you feeling good?

Y’all fuckers bore me
All of you are uninteresting to me

Don’t wanna talk about mechanical royalties
I'm not interested in discussing financial matters in the music industry

I wanna talk about orgies and forgery
I prefer to discuss wild parties and deceit

World Wars and some things more important
Topics like global conflicts are more significant

Than some record stores pretending
Instead of focusing on deceitful record stores

There’s only four dwarfs
Rather than trivial matters like the number of dwarfs

I’m a word’s worth, four score
I hold great value in my lyrics

Some odd years ago
Many years in the past

I appeared like a miracle
I emerged as something extraordinary

Maybe you didn’t hear me dog hear me dog
Perhaps you didn't pay attention to my music

Hit you with some shit you never heard before
I'm delivering unique and unfamiliar content

Heard before, Ash Roth, rap's own herbivore
I haven't been heard before, Ash Roth, the unique rapper

Lord of sore Sportsmanship
I have a reputation for being a sore loser

Throw shit when I don’t win
I become upset and resentful when I lose

When things get grim, I’m Jim…Harbaugh
When situations become difficult, I handle them with a determined approach

Times are hard brah
The current times are challenging, my friend

I’m tired of playing hard ball
I'm exhausted from dealing with tough situations

Bartered with a strong arm
I negotiated forcefully

Tall broads, large bra, hard on, flaw
I'm attracted to tall women, with a large chest, and have a hard time controlling my desires

I ball like James Hardon
I play basketball skillfully like James Harden

Little off, chance he was gay
There's a small possibility he is homosexual

Then he went straight
But he turned out to be heterosexual

Only pause for long when I stand at buffets
I take a significant amount of time when I'm at a buffet

Blonder than Dolly Parton that’s
My hair is even blonder than Dolly Parton's

In a Pamela phase
Similar to Pamela Anderson's hairstyle

Stamina swate, handsome, my advantage is fate
I have great endurance, good-looking, and destiny is on my side

Haters gon’ hate but all they
Despite haters criticizing me, all they

Say is 'Damn it, he’s great'
Admit is that I'm truly exceptional

(Damn it, he’s great) Famished
Exhausted and hungry

Need a sandwich to taste
Yearning for a sandwich to satisfy my hunger

I like my ham with cheese and mayonnaise
I prefer my sandwich to have ham, cheese, and mayonnaise

Mind your manners on dates
Remember to behave politely during romantic encounters

(Standard procedure sheriff)
A common expectation, like a law enforcement officer

Yeah, my plan is to wait
My strategy is to be patient

Sip of Brandy while you standing
Enjoying a drink of Brandy while you're standing around

Come and stand in my place, sham and embrace
Join me in my position, abandon falsehoods, and accept the reality

Let’s keeping it go merrily, listening
Let's continue joyfully, while listening

I’m terribly
I'm extremely

Little George chopping down the cherry tree
A reference to the story of George Washington cutting down a cherry tree

True
Indeed

There’s a moment in youth when growing ensues
There's a stage in our youth when we experience significant personal growth

Not only are you growing but
Not only are you maturing

You show and improve low and behoove
You demonstrate progress and it is advantageous

I’m sowing that my flowing in proof
I'm showcasing that my rap skills are evident in my performance

Yeah, merlowing ain’t the only
Yes, slowing down like Merlot wine isn't the only

Thing that slowly improves, true
Aspect that develops slowly, it's true

Feel alright
Are you feeling good?