A Fine Romance
Astaire Lyrics


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A fine romance with no kisses
A fine romance, my friend, this is
We should be like a couple of hot tomatoes (to-mah-toes, dear)
But you're as cold as yesterday's mashed po-tah-toes (potatoes)

A fine romance, you won't nestle
A fine romance, you won't even wrestle
You've never mussed the crease in my blue serge pants
You never take a chance, this is a fine romance

A fine romance, my good fellow
You take romance, I'll take Jello
You're calmer than the seals in the Arctic Ocean
At least they flap their fins to express emotion

A fine romance, my dear Duchess
Two old fogies, we really need crutches
You're just as hard to land as the Île-de-France! (France)
I haven't got a chance (chance), this is a fine romance

A fine romance, my good woman
My strong, aged-in-the-wood woman
You never give those orchids I send a glance




They're just like cactus plants, (oh boy)
This is a fine romance!

Overall Meaning

The song "A Fine Romance" by Fred Astaire is a witty and humorous take on a romantic relationship that lacks any actual romance. The first verse highlights the lack of physical intimacy in the relationship with the phrase "A fine romance with no kisses." The singer then goes on to explain that the relationship is still enjoyable, but lacks the passion that one would expect in a romantic partnership. The use of the word "tomatoes" and "potatoes" in the following lines is a clever wordplay to emphasize the difference in the two partners' attitudes towards romance. The next verse continues with the theme of the lack of passion and the reluctance on the part of one partner to be physically involved in the relationship.


The final verse is particularly amusing as the singer refers to their partner as a duchess and old fogies who need crutches. This line speaks to the idea that the two partners are not young and may have lost their passion, but they still maintain a fine romance. The use of humor in this song makes it a light-hearted and enjoyable take on the concept of a romantic relationship. Overall, "A Fine Romance" is an entertaining song that highlights the importance of physical intimacy in a romantic relationship.


Line by Line Meaning

A fine romance with no kisses
Our romance is fine, but it lacks passion and intimacy.


A fine romance, my friend, this is
Despite our lack of intimacy, we have a good relationship.


We should be like a couple of hot tomatoes (to-mah-toes, dear)
We should be passionate and fiery like two hot tomatoes.


But you're as cold as yesterday's mashed po-tah-toes (potatoes)
Unfortunately, you are emotionally distant and apathetic in our relationship.


A fine romance, you won't nestle
You show no inclination to cuddle or show physical affection.


A fine romance, you won't even wrestle
You are uninterested in play and sports, such as wrestling.


You've never mussed the crease in my blue serge pants
You have never been playful or intimate enough to leave a physical mark on me.


You never take a chance, this is a fine romance
You never take risks or show vulnerability in our relationship, but it's still a good relationship.


A fine romance, my good fellow
Our relationship is good and enjoyable, my friend.


You take romance, I'll take Jello
You are not interested in passionate love, but I am willing to settle for less and take what I can get.


You're calmer than the seals in the Arctic Ocean
You are stoic and unemotional, unlike the lively and expressive seals in the Arctic Ocean.


At least they flap their fins to express emotion
Even the seals express emotions, but you are unwilling or unable to do so.


A fine romance, my dear Duchess
Our relationship is good, even if we are somewhat old-fashioned or out of touch.


Two old fogies, we really need crutches
We are old and frail and could use some support and assistance.


You're just as hard to land as the Île-de-France! (France)
You are difficult to capture or win over, just like the French ocean liner Île-de-France.


I haven't got a chance (chance), this is a fine romance
Despite your challenges, I am still happy with our relationship.


A fine romance, my good woman
Our relationship is good and enjoyable, my dear lady.


My strong, aged-in-the-wood woman
You are a formidable and enduring woman, with strength and wisdom.


You never give those orchids I send a glance
You are unwilling to show appreciation or gratitude for the gifts I give you, such as orchids.


They're just like cactus plants, (oh boy)
My gifts are never acknowledged or appreciated, making them seem as worthless and prickly as cactus plants.


This is a fine romance!
Despite our issues, our relationship is still good and enjoyable.




Lyrics Β© Kanjian Music, BMG Rights Management, Universal Music Publishing Group, RESERVOIR MEDIA MANAGEMENT INC
Written by: Jerome Kern, Dorothy Fields

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@chrisnorman9980

This will never be outdated - it’s timeless.

@frannieo1707

I hope heaven is an art deco ballroom, with Fred Astaire waiting in top hat, tux. white tie and tails.

@the1920sand30s

That would be lovely Frannie :-) Thank you for watching and commenting, it's much appreciated! Have a nice weekend, Stu

@TomoyoTatar

IT BETTER BE!

@suanl004

It's funny, sweet, and something else you don't see nowadays - ADORABLE! πŸ˜‡

@TheMuseSway

I will always love Fred Astaire and Ginger Rogers. They're my favorite musical, dancing duo <3.

@noodle2453

I swear they’re just so perfect

@kurtsherrick2066

They were magic together. Last Saturday to get my mind Focused I watched Fred and Ginger all day. Back to a time when of real Stars. Today people just don't get it. I am thankful my parents let me stay up late and watch old movies with them.

@richardgornalle4536

These two are brilliant together. Screen magic.

@Tonetwisters

How could you dance with Ginger Rogers and hold her in your arms ... and NOT fall in love with her?

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