Hickeys Around My Neck
Audio Two Lyrics

I, always hated hickeys all around my neck
I have never been fond of having love bites on my neck

But it was feelin pretty good so what, the heck
Despite my disapproval of hickeys, I was enjoying the moment

The hickey went on, and I went home
After getting a hickey, I went home

I tried to brush it off then I used a comb
I attempted to remove the hickey using a brush and a comb

The comb didn't work it got bigger, and redder
The hickey grew larger and redder despite my attempts to erase it

Giz said, "Yo Milk man you shouldn'ta let her"
My friend Giz advised me that I shouldn't have allowed my partner to leave a hickey on my neck

But I did Giz, and now I gotta get it off
Despite Giz's suggestion, I let my partner leave a love bite on my neck and now I need to remove it

I tried lotion but it just got soft
I used lotion to remove the hickey but instead it made it softer

The hours went on, and on, and on
Hours passed by while I was trying to remove the hickey

Man - I wish the hickey was gone
I really wanted the hickey to disappear

But it wasn't, and, my girl was comin over
The love bite was still visible and my partner was about to visit me

I needed a plan, to try to get over
I came up with a strategy to cover up the hickey

So I called King of Chill I said, "What's up man?
I reached out to my friend King of Chill for advice

Got a hickey on my neck, I need a plan"
I informed King of Chill about my predicament and required his assistance to cover up the hickey

He said, "Yo Milk why don't you bust a turtleneck?"
King of Chill advised me to wear a turtleneck sweater

I ran to my room but I couldn't find one
I searched for a turtleneck sweater in my room but couldn't locate one

Then like Star Trek, The Search begun
I started searching the whole house like a mission from Star Trek

I ran through my house from the bottom to the top
I searched every corner of the house, top to bottom

I got a bright idea, I'll ask pop
I decided to ask my dad for advice

I ran to dad, I said, "What's up D?
I asked my father for assistance and addressed him as 'D'

He said, "Oh son that just won't work;
My dad negated King of Chill's idea and advised against wearing a turtleneck

you'll feel real hot and you'll look like a jerk"
My father suggested that wearing a turtleneck would be uncomfortable and would give me a bad look

I said, "Okay - then what's your advice?"
I agreed to follow my father's advice and asked him for other solutions

He said, "Go into the freezer, and get a piece of ice"
My dad advised me to take a piece of ice from the freezer

I said a piece of ice, to put on my neck?
I was surprised by my father's suggestion of putting ice on my neck

It sounds real cold but what, the heck
Despite thinking it was a strange solution, I decided to try it

I went into the freezer, and did what he said
I followed my father's advice and put a piece of ice on my neck

I hope it would 'ork, or else I'd be dead
I hoped the ice trick would work because otherwise, I would have been in trouble

I put the ice on and I waited, and waited
I placed the ice on my neck and waited for it to work its magic

The hickey was gone - it faded, it faded
The hickey disappeared and became faint after applying the ice trick

The time was then for my girl to appear
My partner arrived at my house after the hickey had disappeared

At the count of three, what did I hear?
I counted down to open the door for my partner to come in

One
First second of the countdown

Two
Second second of the countdown

Three
Third second of the countdown

It was the bell, as you can tell
I heard the doorbell ring as expected

As I opened the door, my eyes did swell
I opened the door but was shocked by what I saw

As I, saw somethin' I thought I never would see
I was bewildered by what was seen

My girl chillin' there with a great big hickey
My partner had a large visible hickey on her neck

I punched her in the mouth her lip I did wreck
I got angry and punched her, causing damage to her lip

That's how I felt so what, the heck?
I didn't care at that moment and acted on impulse

What, the heck?
An exclamation of frustration, confusion or anger.