Nintendo King
Azizi Gibson Lyrics

Playing Mario Party with my thots
I'm playing Mario Party with my friends who are also my lovers

Breaking out the weed and the drink on the spot
We smoking weed and taking shots right now as we play

Its looking like Player 3 can't be stopped
One of the players is really good and is winning a lot

Because we going hard, every star, roll a blunt
We're playing hard and we're smoking marijuana after every win

Yeah, we going fifty turns, yeah we finna get crunk
We're playing a lot of rounds and getting really drunk

For every game that's lost, we going to make you take a bump
If someone loses a game, they have to snort some cocaine as a punishment

If you land on Bowser, then you take them panties off
If a female player lands on a certain space, she must remove her panties

If you land on Boo, better take that bra off
If a female player lands on another space, she must remove her bra

If you win the battle game, you can put it back on
If a female player wins a specific game, she can put her bra back on

But until then you gone have to keep it off
If she hasn't won that game yet, she has to keep her bra off

We should roll again better hope you get a "9"
We need to roll the dice again and hope to get a certain number

'Cuz if you don't then that fucking star is mine
If you don't roll that number and I do, then I get another star

Extra points, bonus stars, wow
There are extra points and bonus stars in addition to regular stars

Once this game is finished, I'ma dick her down
After the game is over, I'm going to have sex with one of the female players

Play again? I can go for one more round
Let's play another round, I'm not tired yet

Then play Double Dash. How does that sound?
Let's play another game, this time Double Dash

Shit. Waluigi better sit his ass down
I don't like the character Waluigi, he should not be playing

I like to play as Peach, so when I win you frown
I prefer to play as Peach and like to see my opponents disappointed when I win

Play against me you know I'm take the crown
If you play against me, you know I'm going to win

And once we finish this, I'ma take that ass down
After playing this game, I'm going to have sex with one of the female players

'Cuz I'm the Nintendo King, Nintendo King
I'm really good at playing Nintendo games

Baby Girl, what should we play?
Hey, what game should we play next?

N64 or the Wii
Do you want to play a game on the N64 or on the Wii?

GameCube or 3DS, please
Do you want to play a game on the GameCube or on the 3DS?

Damn, baby that's what I need
Okay, cool, let's play that game then

Once the game stop, grab my cock
After playing, let's have sex

She said "Yup", then it got crazy
She agreed and things got wild

Turn that ass round, put it down
Turn around and bend over

Grab the hair, she turned round
Grab her hair and she turned around

She said "Zi, slay me."
She told me to have sex with her

I was like ugh, slapped that ass
I slapped her butt and exclaimed in pleasure

Then it dab, I said " Oh yeah", then I went crazy
Something exciting happened and I went wild

Then I went crazy
I did something wild and amazing

It must suck to be you, 'cuz you can't be me
You must feel bad since you can't do what I can

Just doing the things I do, fuck you
I'm living my life the way I want, screw you

Playin' my games, staying really far away from you, please
I'm busy playing my games and don't want to be near you

I'm sorry you can't do the things I do
I pity you for not being able to do what I can

Make the move that I do
Do what I do if you can

Motherfucker, fuck you
Screw you, man

Aww what the fooly mooly?!
What the heck is going on?!