Cashing In On Christmas
Bad News Lyrics

Cashing in on Christmas
We are making money by taking advantage of the holiday season

Hear those cash tills ring
Our cash registers are ringing from all the money we're making

Jingle bells make money
We're using the popularity of Christmas and its symbols to make money

Everybody sing
Everyone is happily participating in our scheme

Queuing up at Woolworths
People are lining up at a store to buy our Christmas single

To get our Christmas hit
They want to purchase our song as their choice of music for the holiday season

With lots of peace and love and joy and
Our song contains typical holiday sentiments to make it more appealing

Jingle bells on it
The song has jingle bells sounds in it to make it more festive

This is our Christmas single
We're promoting our song specifically for Christmas

Please make it number 1
We're asking people to buy our song and make it a top chart hit

And give us all your money
We're asking people to spend all their money on our song

To make our Christmas fun
The more money we make, the more enjoyable our own Christmas season will be

'cause' we are rockin'
We're referring to ourselves as rockstars during the holiday season

Oh every Christmas we're rockin'
We think we're 'rocking it' every Christmas season

Say Santa Claus and we are rockin'
We can turn anything festive into our own rock anthem

Ooh jingle bells and we're rockin'
Even traditional holiday symbols and sounds won't stop our rockstar vibe

Well every Christmas we're rockin', we're rockin' all the way to the bank
Our rockstar attitude and holiday scheme is very successful in making us a lot of money

Little girls' voice
A young girl is speaking now, as a tactic to make our scheme appear more innocent and enjoyable for everyone

I want to wake up on Christmas morning
This girl imagines the ideal holiday experience with our song as a part of it

With the snow all over the ground
She pictures a beautiful wintry scene during Christmas morning

With Bad News' Christmas single in my stocking
She hopes to receive our song as a present

It only costs just over a pound
She mentions the low cost of our song as an incentive for people to buy it

Hello, this is Den Dennis
One of our members introduces themselves to promote our song further

Hello everybody, it's Vim Fuego here,
Another member introduces themselves and brags about where they're spending the money we've made

Sorry I can't be with you this Christmas
Despite missing the holiday season, we're happy because we're making so much money

Cashing in on Christmas
The chorus reiterates our main message of making money during the holiday season

Christmas girls and boys
Everyone is enjoying the holiday with the help of our song

Let's make lots of noise
We encourage enthusiastic participation from our audience

Hello everyone this is Colin Grigson
Another one of our members urges people to donate even more money to our cause

Please give as generously as you can to Bad News this Christmas, because, remember,
He wants people to be reminded of our greatness and continue giving us money

There are people in the world who are much better at spending your money than you are,
He suggests that we should handle all of their holiday expenses for them, because we're experts at it

And that's us. Ha ha, merry Christmas!
He reveals our hidden agenda and laughs it off as a joke while wishing everyone a happy holiday season

I'm Spider Webb.
The final member signs off with a signature line