Evergreen
Baddd Spellah vs. MC Chris Lyrics
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A bag of shrooms and some LSD
We snuck into the park to steal some Christmas trees
But the cops pulled up and asked us nicely to leave
We're all fucked up on Smirnoff eggnog
We crunch on candy canes and rev up all our chainsaws
You give us 30 and we'll tie it up at no extra cost
We'll take that 30 and spend it on pot
Get in fights getting drunk coz we're bad kids
Our dads call us bastards mom's always plastered
We're the closest thing to suburban gangsters
Cold air's what we breathe
Our vests have no sleeves
It's hard to haul trees in subzero degrees
We smell like evergreens
All I want for Christmas is my two front teeth
And some mistletoe all up in this piece
Maybe a girl that's free of disease
And while I'm thinking, throw in a couple of G's yeah
I want my snowmobile treads to be fixed
I want a ho who doesn't mind my snowsuit doesn't fit
I'm just a hayseed selling trees to break trees
Know your daddy hates me it's driving you crazy
Even though my nose is runny get the honey's coz I'm money
But I never get laid can't find my way into long undies
I don't trip, just dip, listen to country
With my piss I write my name because I think it's funny
I'm so into this deciduous lifestyle
You see dead tree and I see a cash cow
I never bargain and I never back down
Put your back seat down and I'll take your ass to tree town
Your daughter's giving me the eye
So I am giving her a ride
I'll put up the tree myself and put up all the lights
As long as I get all up in her tights
All I want for Christmas is my two front teeth
And some mistletoe all up in this piece
Maybe a girl that's free of disease
And while I'm thinking, throw in a couple of G's yeah
I want my snowmobile treads to be fixed
I want a ho who doesn't mind my snowsuit doesn't fit
I'm just a hayseed selling trees to break trees
Know your daddy hates me it's driving you crazy
The song Evergreen by Baddd Spellah vs. MC Chris is a humorous depiction of a group of delinquent teenagers spending their holiday season smoking weed, tripping on drugs, stealing Christmas trees, and causing trouble. The song starts with the singer receiving a bag of shrooms and LSD from his dealer on the first day of Christmas. Then, he and his friends sneak into the park to steal Christmas trees, but the cops intervene and ask them to leave. The group is high on eggnog and candy canes, revving up chainsaws and planning to tie the stolen trees for 30 dollars. They are also depicted as flunking classes, getting into fights and being considered suburban gangsters.
The singer of the song wishes for his two front teeth, some mistletoe, a disease-free girl, and a couple of G's for Christmas. He also wishes for his snowmobile to be fixed, and a ho who doesn't mind his snowsuit not fitting. He sells trees to earn some cash, and he knows that the girls' fathers hate him, but their daughters are still attracted to him. Despite being a troublemaker and not having a bright future, he still hopes for the best in the holiday season. The song is a fun and amusing take on the anti-holiday spirit of rebellious teenagers.
Line by Line Meaning
On the first day of Christmas my dealer gave to me
My drug dealer gave me something for Christmas
A bag of shrooms and some LSD
I received psychedelic drugs as a gift
We snuck into the park to steal some Christmas trees
We went to the park at night to steal Christmas trees
But the cops pulled up and asked us nicely to leave
Police arrived and requested that we leave peacefully
We're all fucked up on Smirnoff eggnog
We are intoxicated by eggnog
We crunch on candy canes and rev up all our chainsaws
We eat candy canes and prepare to cut down trees with chainsaws
You give us 30 and we'll tie it up at no extra cost
If you give us $30, we will secure your tree for free
We'll take that 30 and spend it on pot
We will use the $30 to buy marijuana
We're not too bright we flunk all of our classes
We struggle academically and fail all of our courses
Get in fights getting drunk coz we're bad kids
We engage in physical altercations while drunk because we are misbehaving youths
Our dads call us bastards mom's always plastered
Our fathers insult us, while our mothers are always drunk
We're the closest thing to suburban gangsters
We are like gangsters but live in suburban areas
Cold air's what we breathe
The air we breathe is cold
Our vests have no sleeves
Our jackets do not have sleeves
It's hard to haul trees in subzero degrees
Transporting trees is difficult when the temperature is below freezing
We smell like evergreens
We have the scent of evergreen trees on us
All I want for Christmas is my two front teeth
The only thing I want for Christmas is my two front teeth
And some mistletoe all up in this piece
I would like some mistletoe in my surroundings
Maybe a girl that's free of disease
I desire an uninfected female companion
And while I'm thinking, throw in a couple of G's yeah
Also, if possible, I would like a few thousand dollars
I want my snowmobile treads to be fixed
I would like repairs made to my snowmobile's tracks
I want a ho who doesn't mind my snowsuit doesn't fit
I seek a promiscuous woman who is not bothered by my ill-fitting snowsuit
I'm just a hayseed selling trees to break trees
I am a country bumpkin selling trees to cut them down
Know your daddy hates me it's driving you crazy
Your father disapproves of me, and it's causing you stress
Even though my nose is runny get the honey's coz I'm money
Despite having a runny nose, girls like me because I am well-off financially
But I never get laid can't find my way into long undies
I do not have sexual encounters and have difficulty wearing long underwear
I don't trip, just dip, listen to country
I do not use drugs, but only dip tobacco while listening to country music
With my piss I write my name because I think it's funny
I urinate on snow, forming letters to spell my name for amusement
I'm so into this deciduous lifestyle
I am committed to this tree-selling lifestyle
You see dead tree and I see a cash cow
Others view a dead tree while I envision a lucrative business opportunity
I never bargain and I never back down
I refuse to negotiate and do not back away from a deal
Put your back seat down and I'll take your ass to tree town
Lower the car seat, and I will transport you to the tree farm
Your daughter's giving me the eye
Your daughter is showing interest in me
So I am giving her a ride
I am taking her with me in my vehicle
I'll put up the tree myself and put up all the lights
I will assemble the tree and install all the lights
As long as I get all up in her tights
I will only do this if I am able to engage in intercourse with her
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@loooony92
this is the best version
@butterflysuper12
gets more tail than you