Auditions
Bare: A Pop Opera Lyrics


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Matt
But soft! What light
Through yonder window breaks?
It is the east
And Juliet is the sun
Arise, fair sun
And kill the envious moon
Guys
Who is already sick and pale with grief

Lucas
That thou her maid art far more fair than she

Zach
Be not her maid since she is envious

Peter
Her vestal livery is but sick and green

Guys
And none but fools do wear it
Cast it off
Cast it off

Ivy
T'is but thy name that is my enemy
Thou art thyself though not a Montague
What's Montague?
It is nor hand nor foot

Nadia
It is nor hand nor foot nor arm nor face

Ivy
O be some other name
Belonging to a man

Nadia
Hey, what's in a name?

Ivy
That which we call a rose
By any other word

Girls
Would smell just as sweet

Ivy/Tanya
My only love has sprung from my only hate

Two Guys
A plague on both your houses

Two Girls
Think of marriage now

Peter/Matt/Lucas
They drugs are quick
Thus with a kiss I die

Nadia/Guy
He's dead
He's dead
He's dead
He's dead
He's dead

Sister Chantelle
I think I've seen all I can stand to see

Ivy
Sister, I-

Sister Chantelle
Quit trippin', girl
I know you didn't just interrupt me!
And what's with the warble?
Snow White in the house?
You're quite a dancer
Too bad you opened your mouth
I have a Romeo who's well rehearsed
Then there's the rest of you
This show has got to be cursed
This play's a tragedy without a doubt
Now, are there any other fools here
To make me fall out?

Jason
With love's light wings did I
O'erperch these walls
For stony limits
Cannot hold love out
And what love can do
That dares love attempt

Matt
Attempt thy kinsman
Are no stop to me

Sister Chantelle
If they do see thee they will murder thee

Matt/Jason
Alack

Matt
There lies more peril
In thine eye
Than twenty of their swords

Jason
Look thou but sweet
And I am proof
Against their enemy

Group of Actors
I would not for the world
They saw thee here

Jason
I have night's cloack to hide me
From their eyes

Matt
And but thou love me
Let them find me here

Matt/Jason
My life were better ended by their hate

Jason
Than death prorogued
Wanting of thy love

Group of Actors
By whose direction found'st
Thou out this place?

Jason
By love, that first did prompt
Me to inquire

Sister Chantelle
Enough!
Shut up!
I'll go make my decisions
I'll be back in a few
Girl, what is wrong with you?

Peter
What made you change your mind?

Jason
I thought I should try

Tanya
You nailed it

Nadia
Unforgettable

Matt
One talented guy

Lucas
Reminder
W e'll meet in Tanya's room on Friday night

Jason
We'll be there

Nadia
You're not going, are you?

Lucas
Get me orders

Matt
I don't know, I might

Lucas/Jason
Remember back when all we needed was beer?

Nadia
When we were freshman and everything was clear

Ivy
Except your skin

Lucas
No more catfights once we leave for the rave

Nadia
Then put the princess in the trunk

Ivy
If we drag her behind
I'll behave

Sister Chantelle
I'm going to announce the cast list now and I don't want any drama until the first rehearsal, you got that?
You all did very well and of course everyone is guaranteed a spot in the chorus.
Principals: Nurse, Nadia McConnell.

Nadia
Surprise.

Sister Chantelle
I said no drama, or you're gonna need a nurse. Got it?

Nadia
Yes, Sister.

Sister Chantelle
Mercutio, Peter Simonds
Benvolio, Lucas Carter
Tybalt, Matthew Lloyd
Romeo, Jason McConnell
Juliet, Ivy Robinson
Lady Capulet, Tanya Garrett
Lady Montague, hmmm...
Diane Lee, does your father have a camcorder?

Diane
Yes, sister!

Sister Chantelle
Ladye Montague, Diane Lee.

Guy #1
Hear my voice

Girl #1
Did you really hear me?

Guy #2
Hear my voice

Girl #2
I don't think you see me

Guy #3
And you think you know me

Guy #2
Did you really hear me?

Guy #3
Would you really know me?

Girl #2
And you think you see me

Guy #1
Hear my voice

Jason
And you think you know me

Nadia
But you don't hear me

Jason
And you think you know me

Nadia
See me

Jason
And you think know me

Matt
Didn't know you were auditioning.

Jason
Neither did I. Decided this morning.

Matt
Just like that, huh?

Jason
Yep.

Matt
Well... congratulations.

Peter
Mom, we both got cast
We're in the show

Claire
Best friends playing best friends
How poetic

Peter
I knew that you would want to know

Claire
Well, you know I'd love you either way, but I love you more now!

Peter
Oh Mom, here's Jason.
Say hello!

Claire
What? Oh, okay.

Peter
No, nevermind, we have to go

Claire
Call me with dates, Peter. The whole family will come
Even your father
I'll make sure of it.

Peter
Love you, Mom.





Claire
And I love you, Peter. Excelsior!

Overall Meaning

The lyrics to Bare: A Pop Opera's song Auditions are a conversation between a group of theater students auditioning for their school's production of Romeo and Juliet. The song begins with Matt reciting Shakespeare's famous lines about Juliet being the sun and the envious moon, which is then followed by the group members debating the play's themes and characters in a comedic manner. Sister Chantelle interrupts the audition, scolding the students for their lack of talent and dramatics. Finally, the song ends with Sister Chantelle announcing the cast list.


The lyrics to this song showcase the teenage experience of grappling with identity and love, classic themes explored in Romeo and Juliet. By using Shakespeare's words and the debate between characters, the writers of Bare highlight the issues and challenges that young people face in understanding their own desires and impulses. With Sister Chantelle's intervention, the song also addresses the character's desire for attention and self-promotion, a common thread throughout the musical.


Line by Line Meaning

But soft! What light Through yonder window breaks?
Matt is quoting Shakespeare's Romeo and Juliet, referring to the light coming through the window, which represents Juliet. He remarks on how she's beautiful like the sun.


Arise, fair sun And kill the envious moon
Matt continues to recite Romeo's soliloquy, wishing for Juliet, the "fair sun," to dim the "envious moon" so that she might emerge in all her beauty.


That thou her maid art far more fair than she
Lucas is reciting Romeo's lines to Juliet, comparing her beauty to that of the moon itself, saying that Juliet is far more beautiful.


Be not her maid since she is envious
Zach quotes Romeo, telling Juliet whom he compares to the sun not to take on the moon's envy of her beauty.


Her vestal livery is but sick and green
Peter describes Juliet's dress as the gown of a vestal virgin, which is sickly and of poor quality.


And none but fools do wear it
Peter continues, mocking the idea of wearing such a dress, saying only fools would do that.


'Tis but thy name that is my enemy Thou art thyself though not a Montague What's Montague?
Ivy quotes Juliet, saying that it's not the person she loves--Romeo--that's her enemy, but rather his family name, Montague. She asks, "What's Montague?" as if it's not a big deal.


It is nor hand nor foot nor arm nor face
Nadia responds to Ivy, saying that a person's name is neither a part of their body nor their face or features.


Hey, what's in a name?
Nadia continues her response, agreeing with Ivy's sentiment and questioning the importance of a name.


That which we call a rose By any other word Would smell just as sweet
Ivy finishes quoting Juliet's soliloquy, saying that even if a rose was called by a different name, it would still have the same sweet smell. Ivy believes that if Romeo had a different name, he would still be the same sweet person she loves.


My only love has sprung from my only hate
Ivy realizes that her love for Romeo has grown out of her hate for the Montagues, his family.


A plague on both your houses
Two guys say this, cursing both the houses of the Capulets and Montagues for their fighting and death.


Think of marriage now
Two girls urge others to think about marriage, similar to how Romeo and Juliet get married secretly.


They drugs are quick Thus with a kiss I die
Peter, Matt, and Lucas sing Romeo's iconic line before he drinks poison and dies in the play, where he states that with a kiss, the drugs will work quickly and he will die.


He's dead He's dead He's dead He's dead He's dead
Nadia and a guy repeat several times that a person is dead, as they may be acting out a scene from Romeo and Juliet.


I think I've seen all I can stand to see
Sister Chantelle expresses her dissatisfaction with the auditions and implies she has seen enough.


Quit trippin', girl I know you didn't just interrupt me! And what's with the warble? Snow White in the house? You're quite a dancer Too bad you opened your mouth I have a Romeo who's well rehearsed Then there's the rest of you This show has got to be cursed This play's a tragedy without a doubt Now, are there any other fools here To make me fall out?
Sister Chantelle scolds Ivy for interrupting her and sarcastically compliments her dancing, stating that the play is cursed because of how bad the auditions were. She then asks if there are any more bad performers to make her pass out in annoyance.


With love's light wings did I O'erperch these walls For stony limits Cannot hold love out And what love can do That dares love attempt
Jason quotes Romeo regarding the power of love, saying that love can help one overcome obstacles and that there is nothing that love cannot do.


If they do see thee they will murder thee
Nadia cautions Jason that if he is seen by the Capulets, the enemies of the Montagues, they will kill him.


There lies more peril In thine eye Than twenty of their swords
Matt proclaims that there is more danger in Juliet's eye than in twenty swords, indicating that he may be willing to take the risk to be near her.


I would not for the world They saw thee here
A group of actors urge Jason to hide from the Capulets.


I have night's cloak to hide me From their eyes
Jason reassures the others that he's got a cloak to hide him from sight, and that he will be safe when he sneaks into the Capulet house.


And but thou love me Let them find me here My life were better ended by their hate
Jason tells Matt that if he can be with Juliet, he doesn't care if the Capulets find and kill him because his life is miserable without her anyway.


Than death prorogued Wanting of thy love
Jason would rather die immediately than live on without being loved by Juliet.


By whose direction found'st Thou out this place?
A group of actors ask Jason how he found his way to the Capulet house.


By love, that first did prompt Me to inquire
Jason answers that love led him to find the Capulet house and led him to inquire about where Juliet might be.


Enough! Shut up! I'll go make my decisions I'll be back in a few Girl, what is wrong with you?
Sister Chantelle interrupts the chatter, telling the performers to be quiet while she determines the casting. She then leaves to make her decisions, asking Ivy what's wrong with her before she goes.


You nailed it Unforgettable One talented guy Reminder We'll meet in Tanya's room on Friday night We'll be there You're not going, are you? Get me orders I don't know, I might Remember back when all we needed was beer? When we were freshman and everything was clear Except your skin No more catfights once we leave for the rave Then put the princess in the trunk If we drag her behind I'll behave
The performers randomly converse about the audition, how great it was that Jason got in, and their plans for Friday night. Some of them are unsure whether they'll attend, while others think back positively on their freshman year of college. They also make a lighthearted joke about putting a princess in the trunk of a car and dragging her behind.


You all did very well and of course everyone is guaranteed a spot in the chorus. Principals: Nurse, Nadia McConnell.
Sister Chantelle announces the cast list to the performers, praising them for their efforts but only revealing Nadia's principal role in the play. Others are guaranteed spots in the chorus.


Hear my voice Did you really hear me?
A guy and girl each sing about wanting to be heard and understood by others.




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MATT:
But soft! What light through
Yonder window breaks?
It is the East
And Juliet is the sun
Arise, fair sun, and kill
The envious moon

ZACK/ALAN:
Who is already sick and pale
With grief

LUCAS:
That thou her maid art far
More fair than she

ZACK:
Be not her maid
Since she is envious

PETER:
Her vestal livery is but sick
And green

LUCAS/ZACK/MATT:
And none but fools
Do wear it

MALE STUDENTS:
Cast it off
Cast it off

IVY
'Tis but they name
That is my enemy
Thou art thyself
Though not a Montague
What's Montague?
It is nor hand nor foot

NADIA:
It is nor hand or nor foot
Nor arm nor face

IVY:
O, be some other name
Belonging to a man

NADIA:
Hey, what's in a name?

IVY:
That which we call a rose
By any other word

FEMALE STUDENTS:
Would smell as sweet

IVY/TANYA:
My only love sprung from my
Only hate

ALAN/ZACK:
Plague on both your houses

DIANE/KYRA:
Think of marriage now

MATT/PETER/LUCAS:
Thy drugs are quick
Thus with a kiss I die

NADIA/RORY:
He's dead, he's dead, he's dead
He's dead, he's dead

SISTER CHANTELLE:
I think I've seen all I can stand to see

DIANE:
Sister, I...

CHANTELLE:
Straight tripping girl, I know
You did not just interrupt me
And what's with the warble?
Snow white in the house
(to Kyra)
You're quite a dancer
Too bad
You opened your mouth
(to Matt)
I have a romeo who's well rehearsed...
Then there's the rest of you
This show has got to be cursed!
This play's a tragedy
Without a doubt
Now, are there any other fools here
To make me fall out?

JASON:
WIth love's light wings did I
O'erperch these walls
For stony limits
Cannot hold love out
And what love can do
That dares love attempt

MATT:
Attempt thy kinsman
Are no stop to me

CHANTELLE:
If they do see thee they will murder me

MATT/JASON:
Alack

MATT:
There lies more peril
In thine eye
Than twenty of their swords

JASON:
Look thou but sweet
And I am proof
Against their enemy

DIANE/KYRA/RORY:
I would not for the world
They saw thee here

JASON:
I have night's cloack to hide me
From their eyes

MATT:
And but thou love me
Let them find me here

MATT/JASON:
My life were better ended
By their hate

JASON:
Than death prorogued
Wanting of thy love

DIANE/KYRA/RORY/IVY:
By whose direction found'st
Thou out this place?

JASON;
By love, that first did prompt
Me to inquire

CHANTELLE:
Enough!
Shut up!
I'll go make my decisions
Be back in a few
(to Diane)
Girl, what is wrong with you?

PETER:
What made you change your mind?

JASON:
I thought I should try

TANYA:
You nailed it

NADIA:
Unforgettable

MATT:
One talented guy

LUCAS:
Reminder: we'll meet in Tanya's
Room on Friday night

JASON:
We'll be there

NADIA:
You're not going

LUCAS:
Get me orders

MATT:
I don't know, I might

LUCAS/JASON:
Remember back when all we needed was beer?

NADIA:
When we were freshman and everything was clear

IVY:
except your skin

LUCAS:
No more catfights once we leave for the rave

NADIA:
Then put the princess in the trunk

IVY:
If we drag her behind
I'll behave

CHANTELLE:
I'm going to announce the cast list now and I don't want any drama until the first rehearsal, you got that? You all did very
well and of course everyone is guaranteed a spot in the chorus. Principals: Nadia McConnell.

NADIA:
Surprise.

CHANTELLE:
I said no drama, or you're gonna need a nurse. Got it?

NADIA:
Yes, Sister.

CHANTELLE:
Mercutio, Peter Simonds; Benvolio, Lucas Carter; Tybalt, Matthew Lloyd; Romeo, Jason McConnell; Juliet, Ivy Robinson; Lady
Capulet Tanya Garrett. Lady Montague, hmmm. Diane Lee, does your father have a camcorder?

DIANE:
Yes, sister!

CHANTELLE:
Ladye Montague, Diane Lee.

ALAN:
Hear my voice

DIANE:
Did you really hear me?

ZACK:
Hear my voice

KYRA:
I don't think you see me

RORY:
And you think you know me

ALAN:
Did you really hear me?

ZACK:
Would you really know me?

KYRA:
And you think you see me

ALAN:
Hear my voice

JASON:
And you think you know me

NADIA:
But you don't hear me

JASON:
And you think you know me

NADIA:
See me

JASON:
And you don't know me

MATT:
Didn't know you were auditioning.

JASON:
Neither did I. Decided this morning.

MATT:
Just like that, huh?

JASON:
Yep.

MATT:
Well... congratulations.

PETER:
Mom, we both got cast- we're in the show.

CLAIRE:
Best friends playing best friends-- how poetic!

PETER:
I knew that you
Would want to know

CLAIRE:
Well, you know I'd love you either way, but I love you more now!

PETER:
Oh Mom, here's Jason.
Say hello!

CLAIRE:
What? Oh, okay.

PETER:
No, nevermind, we have to go

CLAIRE:
Call me with dates, Peter. The whole family will come- even your father. I'll make sure of it.

PETER:
Love you, Mom.

CLAIRE:
And I love you, Peter. Excelsior!

IVY:
Hey Romeo, you coming?

JASON:
In a sec...



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Lyrics
Bare : A Pop Opera Soundtrack

MATT:
But soft! What light through
Yonder window breaks?
It is the East
And Juliet is the sun
Arise, fair sun, and kill
The envious moon
ZACK/ALAN:
Who is already sick and pale
With grief
LUCAS:
That thou her maid art far
More fair than she
ZACK:
Be not her maid
Since she is envious
PETER:
Her vestal livery is but sick
And green
LUCAS/ZACK/MATT:
And none but fools
Do wear it
MALE STUDENTS:
Cast it off
Cast it off
IVY
'Tis but they name
That is my enemy
Thou art thyself
Though not a Montague
What's Montague?
It is nor hand nor foot
NADIA:
It is nor hand or nor foot
Nor arm nor face
IVY:
O, be some other name
Belonging to a man
NADIA:
Hey, what's in a name?
IVY:
That which we call a rose
By any other word
FEMALE STUDENTS:
Would smell as sweet
IVY/TANYA:
My only love sprung from my
Only hate
ALAN/ZACK:
Plague on both your houses
DIANE/KYRA:
Think of marriage now
MATT/PETER/LUCAS:
Thy drugs are quick
Thus with a kiss I die
NADIA/RORY:
He's dead, he's dead, he's dead
He's dead, he's dead
SISTER CHANTELLE:
I think I've seen all I can stand to see
DIANE:
Sister, I...
CHANTELLE:
Straight tripping girl, I know
You did not just interrupt me
And what's with the warble?
Snow white in the house
(to Kyra)
You're quite a dancer
Too bad
You opened your mouth
(to Matt)
I have a romeo who's well rehearsed...
Then there's the rest of you
This show has got to be cursed!
This play's a tragedy
Without a doubt
Now, are there any other fools here
To make me fall out?
JASON:
WIth love's light wings did I
O'erperch these walls
For stony limits
Cannot hold love out
And what love can do
That dares love attempt
MATT:
Attempt thy kinsman
Are no stop to me
CHANTELLE:
If they do see thee they will murder me
MATT/JASON:
Alack
MATT:
There lies more peril
In thine eye
Than twenty of their swords
JASON:
Look thou but sweet
And I am proof
Against their enemy
DIANE/KYRA/RORY:
I would not for the world
They saw thee here
JASON:
I have night's cloack to hide me
From their eyes
MATT:
And but thou love me
Let them find me here
MATT/JASON:
My life were better ended
By their hate
JASON:
Than death prorogued
Wanting of thy love
DIANE/KYRA/RORY/IVY:
By whose direction found'st
Thou out this place?
JASON;
By love, that first did prompt
Me to inquire
CHANTELLE:
Enough!
Shut up!
I'll go make my decisions
Be back in a few
(to Diane)
Girl, what is wrong with you?
PETER:
What made you change your mind?
JASON:
I thought I should try
TANYA:
You nailed it
NADIA:
Unforgettable
MATT:
One talented guy
LUCAS:
Reminder: we'll meet in Tanya's
Room on Friday night
JASON:
We'll be there
NADIA:
You're not going
LUCAS:
Get me orders
MATT:
I don't know, I might
LUCAS/JASON:
Remember back when all we needed was beer?
NADIA:
When we were freshman and everything was clear
IVY:
except your skin
LUCAS:
No more catfights once we leave for the rave
NADIA:
Then put the princess in the trunk
IVY:
If we drag her behind
I'll behave
CHANTELLE:
I'm going to announce the cast list now and I don't want any drama until the first rehearsal, you got that? You all did very
well and of course everyone is guaranteed a spot in the chorus. Principals: Nadia McConnell.
NADIA:
Surprise.
CHANTELLE:
I said no drama, or you're gonna need a nurse. Got it?
NADIA:
Yes, Sister.
CHANTELLE:
Mercutio, Peter Simonds; Benvolio, Lucas Carter; Tybalt, Matthew Lloyd; Romeo, Jason McConnell; Juliet, Ivy Robinson; Lady
Capulet Tanya Garrett. Lady Montague, hmmm. Diane Lee, does your father have a camcorder?
DIANE:
Yes, sister!
CHANTELLE:
Ladye Montague, Diane Lee.
ALAN:
Hear my voice
DIANE:
Did you really hear me?
ZACK:
Hear my voice
KYRA:
I don't think you see me
RORY:
And you think you know me
ALAN:
Did you really hear me?
ZACK:
Would you really know me?
KYRA:
And you think you see me
ALAN:
Hear my voice
JASON:
And you think you know me
NADIA:
But you don't hear me
JASON:
And you think you know me
NADIA:
See me
JASON:
And you don't know me
MATT:
Didn't know you were auditioning.
JASON:
Neither did I. Decided this morning.
MATT:
Just like that, huh?
JASON:
Yep.
MATT:
Well... congratulations.
PETER:
Mom, we both got cast- we're in the show.
CLAIRE:
Best friends playing best friends-- how poetic!
PETER:
I knew that you
Would want to know
CLAIRE:
Well, you know I'd love you either way, but I love you more now!
PETER:
Oh Mom, here's Jason.
Say hello!
CLAIRE:
What? Oh, okay.
PETER:
No, nevermind, we have to go
CLAIRE:
Call me with dates, Peter. The whole family will come- even your father. I'll make sure of it.
PETER:
Love you, Mom.
CLAIRE:
And I love you, Peter. Excelsior!
IVY:
Hey Romeo, you coming?
JASON:
In a sec...



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[MATT]
But, soft what light through yonder window breaks?
It is the east, and Juliet is the sun
Arise, fair sun, and kill the envious moon

[LUCAS & ZACK]
Who is already sick and pale with grief

[ALAN]
That thou her maid art far more fair than she

[ZACK]
Be not her maid, since she is envious

[PETER]
Her vestal livery is but sick

[MATT, ALAN & ZACK]
And none but fools do wear it - cast it off, cast it off

[IVY]
'Tis but thy name that is my enemy
Thou art thyself, though not a Montague
What's Montague? It is nor hand, nor foot

[NADIA]
It is nor hand, nor foot, nor arm, nor face


[IVY]
Oh, be some other name belonging to a man

[NADIA]
Hey, what's in a name?

[IVY, KYRA, DIANE, NADIA & TANYA]
That which we call a rose
By any other name Would smell as sweet

[IVY & TANYA, DIANE & RORY, NADIA & KYRA, PETER, MATT & LUCAS]
My only love Think of He's dead Thy drugs are
Sprung from my marriage now He's dead quick, thus
Only hate Think of He's dead with a kiss
From my only marriage now He's dead I die

[SISTER CHANTELLE]
I think I've seen all I can stand to see

[DIANE, spoken]
Oh, sister, I--

[SISTER CHANTELLE]
Straight tripping girl
I know you didn't just interrupt me
And what's with the warble
Snow White in the house
You're quite a dancer
Too bad you opened your mouth
I have a Romeo who's well-rehearsed
Then there's the rest of you
The show has got to be cursed
This play's a tragedy without a doubt
Now are there any other fools here to make me fall out?

[JASON]
With love's light wings did I o'er-perch these walls
For stony limits cannot hold love out
And what love can do that dares love

[MATT]
Attempt thy kinsmen are no stop to me

[SISTER CHANTELLE]
If they do see thee, they will murder thee

[JASON & MATT]
Alack

[MATT]
There lies more peril in thine eye
Than twenty of their swords

[JASON]
Look thou but sweet
And I am proof against their enmity

[KYRA, DIANE, NADIA & TANYA]
I would not for the world they saw thee here

[JASON]
I have night's cloak to hide me from their eyes
And but thou love me, let them find me here

[MATT & JASON]
My life were better ended by their hate

[JASON]
Than death prorogued, wanting of thy love

[IVY, KYRA, DIANE, NADIA & TANYA]
By whose direction foundst thou out this place?

[JASON]
By love, that first did prompt me to inquire

[SISTER CHANTELLE]
Enough! Shut up
(spoken)
I'll go make my decisions, I'll be back in a few

[DIANE, spoken]
Please, can I have one more chance--

[SISTER CHANTELLE, spoken]
Girl, what is wrong with you?

[Sister Chantelle exits.]

[PETER]
What made you change your mind?

[JASON]
I thought I should try

[TANYA]
You nailed it

[NADIA]
Unforgettable

[MATT]
One talented guy

[LUCAS]
Reminder, we'll meet in Tanya's room on Friday night

[PETER]
We'll be there

[NADIA]
You're not going are you?

[LUCAS]
Get me orders

[MATT]
I don't know, I might

[LUCAS & JASON]
Remember back when all we needed was beer?

[NADIA]
When we were freshmen and everything was clear

[IVY]
Except your skin

[LUCAS]
No more cat fights once we leave for the rave

[NADIA]
Then put the princess in the trunk

[IVY]
If we drag her behind I'll behave

[Sister Chantelle reenters.]

[SISTER CHANTELLE, spoken]
I'm gonna announce the cast list now and I don't want any drama until the first rehearsal. You got that? You all did very well, and of course everyone is guaranteed a spot in the chorus. Principals:
Nurse, Nadia McConnell.

[NADIA]
Surprise...

[SISTER CHANTELLE, spoken]
I said no drama, or you're gonna need a nurse. You got that?

[NADIA, spoken]
Yes, sister!

[SISTER CHANTELLE, spoken]
Benvolio: Lucas Carter
Tybalt: Matthew Lloyd
Romeo: Jason McConnell
Juliet: Ivy Robinson
Lady Capulet: Tanya Garrett
Lady Montague: Hmm...
Diane Lee, does your father have a camcorder?

[DIANE, spoken]
Yes, sister

[SISTER CHANTELLE, spoken]
Lady Montague: Diane Lee

[Sister Chantelle exits, and the characters go into a dream-like space]

[ALAN]
Hear my voice

[DIANE]
Did you really hear me?

[ZACK]
Hear my voice

[KYRA]
I don't think you see me

[RORY]
And you think you know me

[ALAN]
Did you really hear me?

[ZACK]
Would you really know me?

[RORY]
And you think you see me

[ALAN]
Hear my voice

[JASON]
And you think you know me

[NADIA]
But you didn't hear me

[JASON]
And you think you know me

[NADIA]
See me

[The dream-space is ended, and the characters are back in reality]

[JASON]
And you think you know me

[MATT, spoken]
Didn't know you were auditioning.

[JASON, spoken]
Neither did I. Decided this morning.

[MATT, spoken]
Just like that, huh?

[JASON, spoken]
Yup.

[MATT, spoken]
Well, congratulations.

[Claire enters, as she and Peter are on the phone]

[PETER]
Mom, we both got cast, we're in the show

[CLAIRE, spoken]
Best friends playing best friends, how poetic.

[PETER]
I knew that you would want to know

[CLAIRE, spoken]
Well you know I would love you either way, but I love you more now!

[PETER]
Oh Mom, here's Jason, say hello

[CLAIRE, spoken]
What? Oh, okay...

[PETER]
No, never mind, we have to go

[CLAIRE, spoken]
Call me with dates Peter, the whole family will come. Even your father, I'll make sure of it.

[PETER, spoken]
I love you Mom.

[CLAIRE, spoken]
And I love you Peter. Excelsior!



All comments from YouTube:

Steph Piano

"This show is a tragedy without a doubt" i'M ALREADY CRYING

AwoL AwoL

Steph Piano foreshadowing..

em

Soon you'll be crying for a very different reason

Dani

"When we were freshmen and everything was clear"
"except your skin"
Iconic

Also Sister Chantelle is beyond iconic

Meh.

Sister Chantelle has reached god level lol

Butterfly Taster

I never knew I needed to hear Romeo and Juliet sung until now

Leigh Job

Butterfly Taster I'm aware that this is unrelated and that you didn't ask but I still thought I'd mention that there's a really pretty cool musical version of Romeo and Juliet https://youtu.be/xi21XHWV0D4
(There hasn't been an English production of it but I think this one is subtitled)
Anyway if you're ever in the mood for some melodramatic French singing...

Nick Martins 337

Erika Job “melodramatic French singing” aka Les Mis

Skye Rose the queer punk

MATT:
But soft! What light through
Yonder window breaks?
It is the East
And Juliet is the sun
Arise, fair sun, and kill
The envious moon

ZACK/ALAN:
Who is already sick and pale
With grief

LUCAS:
That thou her maid art far
More fair than she

ZACK:
Be not her maid
Since she is envious

PETER:
Her vestal livery is but sick
And green

LUCAS/ZACK/MATT:
And none but fools
Do wear it

MALE STUDENTS:
Cast it off
Cast it off

IVY
'Tis but they name
That is my enemy
Thou art thyself
Though not a Montague
What's Montague?
It is nor hand nor foot

NADIA:
It is nor hand or nor foot
Nor arm nor face

IVY:
O, be some other name
Belonging to a man

NADIA:
Hey, what's in a name?

IVY:
That which we call a rose
By any other word

FEMALE STUDENTS:
Would smell as sweet

IVY/TANYA:
My only love sprung from my
Only hate

ALAN/ZACK:
Plague on both your houses

DIANE/KYRA:
Think of marriage now

MATT/PETER/LUCAS:
Thy drugs are quick
Thus with a kiss I die

NADIA/RORY:
He's dead, he's dead, he's dead
He's dead, he's dead

SISTER CHANTELLE:
I think I've seen all I can stand to see

DIANE:
Sister, I...

CHANTELLE:
Straight tripping girl, I know
You did not just interrupt me
And what's with the warble?
Snow white in the house
(to Kyra)
You're quite a dancer
Too bad
You opened your mouth
(to Matt)
I have a romeo who's well rehearsed...
Then there's the rest of you
This show has got to be cursed!
This play's a tragedy
Without a doubt
Now, are there any other fools here
To make me fall out?

JASON:
WIth love's light wings did I
O'erperch these walls
For stony limits
Cannot hold love out
And what love can do
That dares love attempt

MATT:
Attempt thy kinsman
Are no stop to me

CHANTELLE:
If they do see thee they will murder me

MATT/JASON:
Alack

MATT:
There lies more peril
In thine eye
Than twenty of their swords

JASON:
Look thou but sweet
And I am proof
Against their enemy

DIANE/KYRA/RORY:
I would not for the world
They saw thee here

JASON:
I have night's cloack to hide me
From their eyes

MATT:
And but thou love me
Let them find me here

MATT/JASON:
My life were better ended
By their hate

JASON:
Than death prorogued
Wanting of thy love

DIANE/KYRA/RORY/IVY:
By whose direction found'st
Thou out this place?

JASON;
By love, that first did prompt
Me to inquire

CHANTELLE:
Enough!
Shut up!
I'll go make my decisions
Be back in a few
(to Diane)
Girl, what is wrong with you?

PETER:
What made you change your mind?

JASON:
I thought I should try

TANYA:
You nailed it

NADIA:
Unforgettable

MATT:
One talented guy

LUCAS:
Reminder: we'll meet in Tanya's
Room on Friday night

JASON:
We'll be there

NADIA:
You're not going

LUCAS:
Get me orders

MATT:
I don't know, I might

LUCAS/JASON:
Remember back when all we needed was beer?

NADIA:
When we were freshman and everything was clear

IVY:
except your skin

LUCAS:
No more catfights once we leave for the rave

NADIA:
Then put the princess in the trunk

IVY:
If we drag her behind
I'll behave

CHANTELLE:
I'm going to announce the cast list now and I don't want any drama until the first rehearsal, you got that? You all did very
well and of course everyone is guaranteed a spot in the chorus. Principals: Nadia McConnell.

NADIA:
Surprise.

CHANTELLE:
I said no drama, or you're gonna need a nurse. Got it?

NADIA:
Yes, Sister.

CHANTELLE:
Mercutio, Peter Simonds; Benvolio, Lucas Carter; Tybalt, Matthew Lloyd; Romeo, Jason McConnell; Juliet, Ivy Robinson; Lady
Capulet Tanya Garrett. Lady Montague, hmmm. Diane Lee, does your father have a camcorder?

DIANE:
Yes, sister!

CHANTELLE:
Ladye Montague, Diane Lee.

ALAN:
Hear my voice

DIANE:
Did you really hear me?

ZACK:
Hear my voice

KYRA:
I don't think you see me

RORY:
And you think you know me

ALAN:
Did you really hear me?

ZACK:
Would you really know me?

KYRA:
And you think you see me

ALAN:
Hear my voice

JASON:
And you think you know me

NADIA:
But you don't hear me

JASON:
And you think you know me

NADIA:
See me

JASON:
And you don't know me

MATT:
Didn't know you were auditioning.

JASON:
Neither did I. Decided this morning.

MATT:
Just like that, huh?

JASON:
Yep.

MATT:
Well... congratulations.

PETER:
Mom, we both got cast- we're in the show.

CLAIRE:
Best friends playing best friends-- how poetic!

PETER:
I knew that you
Would want to know

CLAIRE:
Well, you know I'd love you either way, but I love you more now!

PETER:
Oh Mom, here's Jason.
Say hello!

CLAIRE:
What? Oh, okay.

PETER:
No, nevermind, we have to go

CLAIRE:
Call me with dates, Peter. The whole family will come- even your father. I'll make sure of it.

PETER:
Love you, Mom.

CLAIRE:
And I love you, Peter. Excelsior!

IVY:
Hey Romeo, you coming?

JASON:
In a sec...

MaakaKarin17

The audition process here is fantastic; just sing over each other until the nurse finally loses it like ENOUGH ALREADY PLEASE JUST STOP

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