Game Store Girl
Beefy Lyrics

There's this girl I kinda know, got a name tag and pig tails
The singer is aware of a girl who works at a game store who wears pig tails and a name tag.

And she don't seem to know that she's a god amoung females
The singer thinks that the girl is extremely attractive, but she does not realize it herself.

Because she's hella hot, but she smiles back at me
Despite being attractive, the girl appears to be friendly and approachable to the singer.

Asking what I think of the new editions of the PS3
The girl engages the singer in a conversation about the new editions of PlayStation 3.

Trying to work up all my courage just to ask for a date
The singer is attempting to find courage so he can ask the girl out on a date.

And I don't wanna be a douche bag like a real life super villain
The singer wants to avoid acting arrogantly or rude, like a villain in real life.

So I... step back let the other dudes try
The singer backs off and allows other men to approach the girl.

And I... try to pretend that I'm not the jealous type
The singer is trying not to show signs of jealousy even though he feels it.

But I'm... knowing better so I hide in the back
The singer realizes that he has no chance with the girl and hides at the back of the store.

Shoud I... go up and tell her I'm a legend on the internet
The singer wonders if he should brag about his internet fame to the girl.

Give her a night she won't forget and I don't even know her yet
The singer wants to impress the girl even though they have not met before.

Hardly feeling studly, matter fact I'm feeling weak
The singer is not feeling confident or strong at the moment.

Cause I think I got no shot, but she's shooting me a wink
Although the singer believes that he has no chance with the girl, she gives him a flirtatious wink.

Game store girl I've got a crush
The singer admits that he has a crush on the girl who works in the game store.

Let me take you to the food court and I'll buy ya lunch
The singer wants to take the girl to the food court and pay for her lunch.

Discount at the pretzel place, she buys me soda pop
The girl gets a discount at the pretzel place, and as a result, she buys a soda pop for the singer.

She gets all of my in-jokes and I never want the game to stop
The girl understands all of the singer's inside jokes, and he enjoys spending time with her while playing video games.

I'm not rich, I don't have a degree
The singer admits that he is not wealthy and does not have a college degree.

But she only cares that I'm a fan of TMNT
Despite his lack of wealth and education, the girl sees the singer positively because he is a fan of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.

And just the cartoon, because she didn't like the movie
The girl clarifies that she only likes the animated TMNT series and not the movies.

Says she's a fan of Evil Dead, and so I say that's groovy
The girl reveals that she is a fan of Evil Dead, and the singer responds positively to this.

But please don't tell her that I haven't seen the flick
The singer asks the listener to keep it a secret that he has not watched the Evil Dead movie.

She says she don't like smokers so I throw away the Bic
The girl expresses that she dislikes smoking, so the singer discards his lighter.

And her manager tells me that I shouldn't stay and loiter
The girl's manager suggests that the singer should not linger in the store.

But I do not give a damn about her needle neck employer
The singer does not care about the girl's thin-necked employer.

I can't go home cause I stubbed my toe
The singer is unable to leave the store because he stubbed his toe.

If I can't be with this woman, might as well just be alone
The singer believes that it is better to be alone than to not be with the girl he likes.

Still too brash, I invite her to my pad
The singer is still too bold, so he invites the girl to his house.

We could beat up Koopa Troopas while we quote some Superbad
The singer suggests that they play video games while quoting lines from the movie Superbad.

She smiles and she laughs and she pats me on my head
The girl responds positively to the singer's suggestion and pats him on the head.

She says sorry cookie belly, but I'm going home to bed
Unfortunately, the girl turns down the singer's offer and tells him that she is going to bed.

But you can have this poster, when ya see it, think of me
The girl gives the singer a poster as a memento of their time together.

I'll think of you when you're all famous and you're on TV
The singer promises to think of the girl when she becomes famous and appears on television.

Here's the thing (Here's the thing) I really like you (I really like you)
The singer confesses to the girl that he really likes her.

And I don't have to try at all just to entice you
The singer is relieved that he does not have to put in much effort to attract the girl.

You love Excite Bike, you can beat up Mike Tys
The singer praises the girl's video game skills and references Excite Bike and Mike Tyson's Punch-Out!!

And I think in less than five year I could see you as my wife
The singer contemplates the idea of marrying the girl within the next five years.

But here now in the present nobody will treat you better
The singer believes that he is the best person for the girl at present.

I'll go walking if you want to but you got wear my sweater
The singer offers to take a walk with the girl, but he asks her to wear his sweater to keep warm.

And I won't boss you around, and I won't talk bout myself
The singer promises not to be controlling or self-centered in the potential relationship.

And I'm impressed by every game you've got hanging on your shelf
The singer admires the games that the girl has on display in her home.

I'm a nice and silly guy, I may not be your fantasy
The singer describes himself as a kind and humorous person, but he is aware that he may not be the girl's ideal partner.

But I would treat you like a queen, and we could always play the Wii
The singer promises to treat the girl in the best way possible, and he suggests that they frequently play the Wii together.

And I'll cut back on the pot cause I think you're really hot
The singer decides to reduce his marijuana consumption because he finds the girl extremely attractive.

And you can scream and squeeze me while we're playing Bioshock
The singer invites the girl to get excited while playing Bioshock together.

I'm not ripped, I'm not fit, but I can always make you laugh
The singer confesses that he is not muscular or athletic, but he can always bring laughter to the girl's life.

Competitive and geeky cause you kick my ass at math
The singer admits that the girl is better than him in math, but he is competitive and geeky in other areas.

And I can surely promise I won't turn into a jerk
The singer ensures that he will not turn into a bad person if the relationship does not work out.

Let me know when you're on break, I'd like to visit you at work
The singer asks the girl to notify him when she is taking a break so he can visit her at work.