Kitty Empire
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The Emperor makes his rounds, Master of all Cats
Fat in the Midwest, Emperor rolls his little balls -- Catland
Says hi to his pal Walter, for all that smoking in the backyard
The neighbors do not understand, he's an aberration
Even makes a funny noise
He plays great hunter with a ball-point pen
When the cat's away, ah, it's a regular rat day
When the rat's away, ah, King Cat, King Cat can play day
I jump around with my wang in the wind
It flops around, you admired it
I am your neighbor now
You can't stop me now
In exchange??, I will even run a mm mm mm??
If not, then all I want is something else
You will ask them for me
In exchange, I'll piss on everything you value
I am the Emperor of Cats
I do what I want now, cats
I do what I want now, cats




I shit outside if I want to
All a part of my, ow, kitty empire

Overall Meaning

The lyrics to Big Black's song "Kitty Empire" depict the life of a cat, who is viewed as an emperor in their world. The first lines introduce the cat as the "Master of all Cats," who is quite obese and rolls his little balls in a place known as "Catland." While making his rounds, the cat greets his friends and neighbors, which may include a person named Walter, who smokes in the backyard. However, the cat is different from other cats, and people view him as an "aberration" because he makes a funny noise.


Then the focus shifts to the cat's mischievous side as he plays the role of a great hunter with a ball-point pen. The lyrics suggest that when the cat is away, the rats can play, and when the rats are away, it is time for King Cat to enjoy himself. The expression "I jump around with my wang in the wind" uncovers the cat's free-spirit, which portrays the feeling of liberation that comes from being the king in their domain. The cat's tone then changes, and he turns into a more ominous figure, demanding something from his neighbor in exchange for a favor, and threatening to Pee on everything they value if he is not pleased. The lyrics end with the cat reminding everyone that he is the Emperor of Cats, and he does what he wants, including shitting outside, which belongs to his "kitty empire."


Line by Line Meaning

The Emperor makes his rounds, Master of all Cats
The cat Emperor goes around in his territory, claiming his mastery over all other cats.


Fat in the Midwest, Emperor rolls his little balls -- Catland
The cat Emperor is huge and he rolls around his small balls, declaring that the whole place belongs to cats of his kind.


Says hi to his pal Walter, for all that smoking in the backyard
The cat Emperor greets his cat friend Walter and acknowledges him for smoking in the backyard which is not approved by others.


The neighbors do not understand, he's an aberration
The non-cat neighbors do not comprehend the cat Emperor's actions and consider him an oddity.


Even makes a funny noise
The cat Emperor makes odd noises, much to the confusion of other cats and the neighbors.


He plays great hunter with a ball-point pen
The cat Emperor shows off great hunting skills with a common ball-point pen.


When the cat's away, ah, it's a regular rat day
When the cat Emperor is not present, it's just another day for rats to roam around.


When the rat's away, ah, King Cat, King Cat can play day
When the rats are not around, the cat Emperor has a great time playing around and doing whatever he wants.


I jump around with my wang in the wind
I dance merrily with my private parts exposed to the air.


It flops around, you admired it
You look and observe intently as it swings back and forth.


I am your neighbor now
I have become your neighbor, whether you like it or not.


You can't stop me now
You are powerless and cannot prevent me from doing whatever I wish to do.


In exchange??, I will even run a mm mm mm??
I'll consider an offer in return and might even do something quite unnecessary for you.


If not, then all I want is something else
If there's no deal, then I'd settle for another thing of interest.


You will ask them for me
You shall represent my wishes to others.


In exchange, I'll piss on everything you value
In return, I'll intentionally urinate over things that are precious to you.


I am the Emperor of Cats
I am the supreme ruler of cats and their domain.


I do what I want now, cats
I do whatever I fancy, as I'm the Emperor and you'd better obey.


I do what I want now, cats
I do whatever I choose, and no one can stop me.


I shit outside if I want to
I poop outside, and there's nothing you can do about it.


All a part of my, ow, kitty empire
All of this behavior and actions are a part and parcel of my domain and authority, aka 'kitty empire'.




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