A Kiss A Week
Big D And The Kids Table Lyrics

So what the hell you mean that ain't no way to meet a girl?
Questioning the idea of fate and preferring relaxed introductions through alcohol and bars.

We invented booze and bars to relax us in this world
Reflecting on the use of alcohol to ease social interactions and meet new people.

You sit all jacked on coffee waiting for fate to enter scene, or what,
Noting the contrast between relying on fate and putting oneself out there to meet people.

Is it better being a creep, shopping for women on a screen?
Criticizing the impersonal nature of online dating.

You got all these theories man, on how to meet a mate
Acknowledging various approaches to finding a romantic partner.

While all these women got theories on how to keep you away
Recognizing the challenges of being approached by someone who may not be a suitable match.

I'm saying, you act so taxed, relax, don't be wound up so tight, tonight
Encouraging the listener to let loose and enjoy the present moment.

She goes, I like your stupid shirt, what's it say "riot"?
Recounting a positive interaction with a girl who compliments the artist's shirt.

Never have I met a girl so nice and polite, do you mind
Expressing surprise and appreciation for the girl's kindness and manners.

If I catch you later though, see that there's my ride
Suggesting a future meeting while acknowledging the girl's need to leave.

And if you hit up Bukowski's, I'll see you later tonight
Proposing a specific location for a later meeting with the girl.

A little liquor helps us pave the way to romance,
Recognizing the role of alcohol in facilitating romantic connections.

Get's you both on your way
Emphasizing how alcohol can help both parties involved.

Why you always point me out and say "He's booty calling!"
Questioning why the singer is being accused of seeking casual sex.

Last time I checked you ain't no hip-hop kid, you bawler
Asserting that the accuser is not cool or trendy either.

You're a borderline Yah-dude who should down his chick-drink quick
Insulting the accuser's lack of masculinity and mocking his drink choice.

Wanna meet up with her stat, before the booze trump out my logic
Expressing a desire to meet up with the girl before becoming too drunk.

And every morning we'd be both quiet
Reflecting on awkward moments the morning after a night of drinking.

Both with headache, that don't feel very nice
Noting the unpleasant physical effects of consuming too much alcohol.

Quickly we'd escape each other, yes, yes, fun, fun, see you later
Avoiding awkwardness by leaving quickly but still enjoying the night.

Daylight's for recovery, walking home is a misery
Noting the hardship of having to walk home while still recovering from the effects of drinking.

She said,
Introducing the perspective of a girl the artist is interested in.

"It's simple shit, we're bad but it's fun
Acknowledging that the relationship is not perfect, but still enjoyable.

It's simple shit, to be too good is just dumb"
Rejecting the notion that a successful relationship must adhere to conventional standards.

Both staying up so late at night
Describing time spent together staying up late.

Hell let's try this in the light
Suggesting trying something new and different in their relationship.

'Cause if we keep coming back
Acknowledging the importance of a strong connection that keeps bringing them back together.

The chemistry must be on track
Recognizing that their chemistry is an important factor in their relationship.

Eventually we'd both stick around
Describing a point in the relationship where both parties commit to each other.

Pounding coffee and joking around
Depicting a more comfortable and familiar stage of the relationship.

Soon we'd call each other before we went out
Highlighting the intimacy and frequency of contact between the couple.

But we know how it started, yes we know how it started with
Reflecting on how their relationship began.

A little liquor helps us pave the way to romance
Reiterating the importance of alcohol in the early stages of their relationship.

Got us both on our way
Highlighting how alcohol helped both parties connect.

A little liquor yeah, a little liquor yeah, a little liquor helps us pave the way yeah
Continuing the theme of alcohol's role in their relationship.

And get's you on your way
Stressing alcohol's effectiveness in helping people overcome shyness and awkwardness.

And get's you on your way
Reiterating alcohol's helpfulness in social situations.

And get's you on your way
Emphasizing the role of alcohol in building connections with others.

A little liquor helps us pave the way to romance,
Reinforcing the idea that alcohol can assist in the development of romantic relationships.

Get's you both on your way
Stating that both parties benefit from the effects of alcohol.