M.I.L.F
Big Sean Lyrics

Ok, I love me some of yo mama, (oh) true that (true that)
I am attracted to your mother and find her desirable.

Don't call me daddy, only she can do that
I don't want to be referred to as your father, as that title is only appropriate for your mother to use.

Ok, me and yo mama be fuckin, boy you ain't about that
Your mother and I have a sexual relationship, but you are not experienced enough to understand it.

You seen her lookin all mad, ain't time for ya nap?
Have you noticed that your mother looks angry? It's not the time for you to take a nap.

You wake up, I'm back, eating up all your snacks
While you were sleeping, I returned and am now consuming all of your snacks.

Don't ask for help with your math (stupid)
You shouldn't ask me for help with math, as you are unintelligent.

Ain't my fault, you can't add
It is not my responsibility that you are unable to do simple math calculations.

Don't be out here fake cryin, lyin
Stop pretending to cry or lie about what you are doing.

Up in the keyhole straight spying
You are peeking through the keyhole to spy on me and your mother.

Only knock the door if you're dyin
You should only knock on the door if you are in need of emergency medical attention.

I wish I could stay here forever (I love it)
I really enjoy being with your mother and spending time in your home.

You the only reason me and your mama ain't together
If it weren't for the fact that I am involved with your mother, we could have had a romantic relationship.

She's so much better than my old bitch
Your mother is much more desirable and sexually appealing than my previous partner.

Man, I love that old bitch
I had affection for my previous partner, but she doesn't compare to how much I love being with your mother.

No stress, no drama, her kids hatin, they know I fucked their mama
There is no stress or drama in my relationship with your mother, even though her children may not approve of us being together.

I love ya mama, I love ya mama, I love ya mama
I have a deep affection for your mother and really enjoy being with her.

The way she bounce both cheekies
I find it attractive how your mother's buttocks move.

Boy, she freaky, shoulda known she was kinky
Your mother is sexually adventurous and I should have expected it.

When I walked inside the room and I seen that slinky
Upon entering the room, I saw the toy slinky and it reminded me of your mother's body.

Even made me use my pinky the way she teach me
Your mother taught me new sexual techniques using even my pinky finger.

It's just so dreamy, oh God, damn, man
Being with your mother is like a dream come true and it's amazing.

I cheat on tests, cheat on hoes I cheat when I can
I am a dishonest person and cheat on exams and women whenever possible.

I'm even cheating on my whip, I got a side Benz
I am even unfaithful to my car, as I have another vehicle on the side.

But she made me wanna cut off all my side friends (I love you, baby)
Your mother is so great that I want to stop seeing my other friends and only spend time with her.

A nigga be tryna taste her, take her
Other men attempt to pursue your mother sexually.

They rape her, stand out the daycare sit there and wait there
Some men even resort to rape, waiting for your mother outside of her workplace.

Fuck, I can't even trust the neighbors, damn (what you lookin' at?)
I cannot even trust my neighbors, as they may also be attracted to your mother and spying on us.

You niggas stick to your young hoes
Other men should stick to pursuing younger women, rather than trying to be with your mother.

I got a freak that wash, dry, and fold clothes
I have a sexually adventurous partner who even takes care of household chores for me.

No stress, no drama, her kids hatin, they know I fucked their mama
Despite her children's disapproval, there is no drama or tension in my relationship with your mother.

I love ya mama, I love ya mama, I love ya mama
I really love being with your mother and spending time with her.

I got my welfare check, smokin' on that crack
I am receiving government assistance and using drugs.

Hell yeah I'm unemployed
Not only am I using welfare, but I do not have a job.

Baby daddy-down my back
The biological father of your siblings is causing me problems.

Now what you got for me Sean?
What do you have to offer me or what can I do for you, Big Sean?

I heard it's big and it's long
I've heard you have something big and long - referring to his penis.

I take my teeth out, suck it good
I am willing to perform oral sex on him, even removing my dentures.

That's where your dick belong
Sexual acts involving his penis are where it belongs.

Yeah, do it like that daddy
Encouragement for him to continue doing sexual acts to her liking.

Pump pump bump bump it in my ass-matic
Requesting for him to perform anal sex on her.

You a dummie, you is big balls
Implying that Big Sean is foolish and has an oversized ego, which is a turn-on for her.

(Mom, I'm hungry) Shut your mouth, you little bastards gone
Telling her children to be quiet and stop interrupting their sexual encounter, implying they are selfish.

All this ass is for you Seany, can I call you Seany?
She is offering her buttocks for him to engage with sexually and asking to call him by a nickname.

Sl-Sl-Slap me in my face with it
Requesting for him to engage in rough sexual behavior with her, such as slapping her face with his penis.

Get a crack ? with that bass in it
Implying drug use, suggesting adding crack cocaine to the sexual encounter.

Cause if I got weed then I'm lacin it
If they have marijuana, they will also use it during the sexual encounter.

Eat all this ass, quit tastin' it
Asking for him to continue engaging in analingus and to not stop.

I got yo mama all in my line
Your mother is contacting me frequently.

Bullets all in my 9
He has a firearm (most likely a 9mm) with bullets loaded.

Rollie tell the time
A Rolex watch, indicating his wealth and luxury.

She ain't yours, she ain't mine
Although they are involved sexually, she does not belong to him exclusively.

Throw a hundred every time
He spends a lot of money when being intimate with your mother.

I think my coupe just lost its mind
Big Sean's car is acting up or having an issue.

Put yo mama on that trippy shit, sippin' lean, snorting lines
He is giving her drugs to consume during their sexual encounter, specifically codeine cough syrup and powdered narcotics such as cocaine.

Overseas like bonjour
He travels overseas often, referencing the French greeting 'Bonjour'.

Last ten years I've been on tour
He's been touring for the past ten years, with an implication that he has had numerous sexual encounters during that time.

And I still got that old money
He is wealthy and has had money for a long time, implying he has a history of success.

I touch more green than a lawnmower
He has a lot of money and comes into contact with it frequently - referencing the color of US dollars.

With a ratchet bitch, you laid up
Referring to a sexual partner or groupie who is low class or promiscuous.

I'm on my tour bus fucking mamas getting paid up
While on his tour bus, he is engaging in sexual encounters with older women who are paying him for the pleasure.

I take that bitch to my mansion
He takes his sexual partners to his luxurious home.

And a nigga can't pay her to leave
His sexual partners are willing to stay and do not want to leave because of his wealth and fame.

Yo mama a great head doctor, with no PhD
He compliments your mother's skills at performing oral sex on him, although she does not have a formal doctorate or qualification in the field.

My pockets stuffed with that dough
He has a lot of money in his pockets.

I made it all in the streets
He is referring to making money through illegal means such as drug dealing or hustling.

I might just go to the club, and throw it all on a freak
He has so much money that he may go to a club and spend frivolously on a promiscuous woman.

Yo mama
A reference to the fact that the entire song is about his sexual relationship with the listener's mother.