Blockhead
Blockhead / Hexstatic Lyrics

You must have seen parties of Blockheads
You have probably witnessed gatherings of Blockheads

With blotched and lagered skin
Blockheads have skin that is discolored and swollen with beer

Blockheads with food particles in their teeth
Blockheads often have remnants of their meals stuck in their teeth

What a horrible state they're in
This is simply a commentary on the pitiful state of Blockheads

They've got womanly breasts
Male Blockheads may have chests with feminine characteristics

Under pale mauve vests
These chests are usually covered by light-purple undershirts

Shoes like dead pigs' noses
Blockheads wear shoes that look like pig snouts

Cornflake packet jacket
Their jackets look as if they were made from cereal boxes

Catalogue trousers
Blockheads wear cheap pants that could be ordered from a mail-order catalog

A mouth what never closes
Blockheads tend to talk a lot, with no end in sight

You must have seen Blockheads
The singer reiterates that Blockheads are quite common

In raucous teams
Blockheads are usually found in loud groups

Dressed up after work
These Blockheads tend to wear their work attire into social situations

Who screw their poor old Eileens
Blockheads sometimes mistreat their significant others

Get sloshed and go berserk
Blockheads become drunk and behave erratically

Rotary accessory watches
Blockheads wear ostentatious watches

Hire-purchase signet rings
They often buy cheap rings on credit

A beauty to the bully boys
Other bullies admire Blockheads' behaviors and fashion choices

No lonely vestige clings
Blockheads are never short on company

Why bother at all about Blockheads?
The artist questions why Blockheads are worth anyone's attention

Why shouldn't they do as they please?
The artist implies that it may be best to just let Blockheads be

You know if it came to a brainy game
Blockheads are not known for their intelligence

You could baffle a Blockhead with ease
Blockheads are easily confused by intellectual challenges

How would you like one puffing
The artist poses a rhetorical question regarding Blockheads' smoking habits

And blowing in your ear hole?
The singer does not approve of this behavior

Or pissing in your swimming pool?
Blockheads may also be unaware of proper etiquette around pools

Bigger brained Blockheads often acquire
Blockheads with slightly higher IQs tend to

Black and orange cars
own black and orange vehicles

Premature ejaculation drivers
They often drive recklessly and speedily

Their soft-top's got roll bars
Their cars often have protective frames in case of a rollover

'Fill her up,' they say to Blockheads
Blockheads are known for using this expression at gas pumps

'Go on, stick it where it hurts'
They may say this in a crude, confrontational tone

Their shapeless haircuts don't enhance
Blockheads' haircuts are typically unappealing

Their ghastly patterned shirts
Blockheads wear unsightly, garish shirts

Superior as you are
The singer considers themselves to be better than Blockheads

You're thoughtful and kind
The artist believes they possess positive qualities that Blockheads do not

With a well-stocked mind
The singer prides themselves on their intellectual capacity

A Blockhead can't think very far
By contrast, Blockheads are not known for their thinking abilities

Imagine finding one in your laundry basket
The singer offers a hypothetical scenario in which a Blockhead might be a nuisance

Banging nails in your big black dog
This is another example of Blockheads' unsavory behavior

Why should you care what they do?
The artist concludes that it is of no significance what Blockheads do

'Cause after all is said and done
The singer offers a final observation

You're a Blockhead too
The implication is that everyone has unflattering qualities

Blockheads
The artists are referring to the people they've been discussing

Oi oi
This is a common chant or cheer in parts of Britain