Money Back Guarantee
Blues Traveler Lyrics


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It seemed so easy in daydreams past the playground
And schoolyard rules

When nothing's yours it's simple to plan your escape
From all of those fools

And suddenly you get your way
And you're kicking yourself
Cause you couldn't figure out how to stay

If wishes were money I'd still lose more than I keep
And that might just be me
But consequence would be interest and it would be steep
And nothing is free

It's a small cost to dream
But there's no refund for nightmares
It would seem

Careful what you've bought
Don't you look to no warranties
You own what you have wrought
Ain't no money back
Money back guarantee

Well I guess life ain't fair
But I know life don't care
And there's no one to blame
From on high to the lowly
For if you're loved or you're lonely
It's the one and only game

Careful what you've bought
And don't you look to no warranties
You own what you have wrought
Your money back guarantee
Or reprieves
So please
I'm down on my knees
Believe me

Don't you try
To deny
Any lie you might buy
Is deceiving
Ain't no leaving for free

So you've got all your ducks in a row
Have you figured out what you owe
Until you settle your bill
It won't let you go

Careful what you've bought
And don't you look to no warranties
You own what you have wrought




Ain't no money back
Money back guarantee

Overall Meaning

The lyrics to Blues Traveler's “Money Back Guarantee” provide some valuable life lessons, emphasizing the importance of careful decision-making and responsibility for one's actions. The song begins by reflecting on the simplicity of childhood, where one can easily dream of escaping the mundane school routine and playground rules. However, the song takes a sharp turn towards adulthood as it understands the complexities of life where nothing comes for free, and every action has its consequences.


The singer warns the listener to be conscious of their decisions and not expect any kind of warranty or refund if things go wrong. The line “It's a small cost to dream, but there's no refund for nightmares” highlights the very nature of life, where it is easy to dream but challenging to live up to those dreams. The song also emphasizes that every decision, whether good or bad, comes at a cost, and it's essential to take responsibility for one's actions.


The lyrics finally uphold the idea that life is an unpredictable game where no one is at fault, and one must take control of the situation they're in. The phrase, “You own what you have wrought,” suggests that we have nobody to blame but ourselves if we find ourselves in an unfavorable situation.


With its poignant lyrics and upbeat melody, “Money Back Guarantee” serves as an eye-opener for those who may be unaware of the decisions they're making and why they matter. The song teaches us that our decisions have consequences and that whatever we're dreaming about or planning, it comes with a cost.


Line by Line Meaning

It seemed so easy in daydreams past the playground
Things seemed easier when we were children and didn't have to worry about responsibilities


And schoolyard rules
But even then, there were still rules to follow and consequences for breaking them


When nothing's yours it's simple to plan your escape
It's easy to dream about a better life when you don't have anything to lose


From all of those fools
But once you start to gain something, you realize it's not so easy to escape the pressures and expectations of society


And suddenly you get your way
If you do manage to achieve your dreams, you may still feel dissatisfied or regretful


And you're kicking yourself
You may blame yourself for not being able to appreciate what you have or for not foreseeing the consequences


Cause you couldn't figure out how to stay
You may struggle to maintain the success or happiness you've achieved


If wishes were money I'd still lose more than I keep
Even if you had unlimited resources, you might still make poor choices or experience setbacks


And that might just be me
This is a personal reflection and may not apply to everyone


But consequence would be interest and it would be steep
There are always consequences to our actions, and the longer we delay facing them, the more difficult they become to overcome


And nothing is free
There is always a cost - whether it's money, time, or effort - to achieve anything


It's a small cost to dream
Dreaming and imagining is relatively easy and doesn't require much effort


But there's no refund for nightmares
Negative experiences can be much more difficult to overcome, and sometimes we can't undo the damage that's been done


It would seem
This is an observation or conclusion about the nature of life


Careful what you've bought
Be mindful of the choices you make and the consequences they may have


Don't you look to no warranties
Don't rely on guarantees or promises, because there are no guarantees in life


You own what you have wrought
You are responsible for the outcomes of your choices


Ain't no money back
There are no refunds or second chances in life


Well I guess life ain't fair
Life can sometimes be unjust or arbitrary, and we have to accept that


But I know life don't care
Ultimately, life is indifferent to our suffering or happiness


And there's no one to blame
We can't blame others for our own choices and their consequences


From on high to the lowly
No matter who you are or what your status is, you are subject to the same rules and consequences as everyone else


For if you're loved or you're lonely
Whether you have support or not, you still have to face the consequences of your actions


It's the one and only game
Life itself is the only game we get to play, and we have to make the most of it


Your money back guarantee or reprieves
You can't expect to be bailed out or saved from the consequences of your choices


So please
This is a plea or request


I'm down on my knees
This is a metaphorical expression of humility or desperation


Believe me
This is a statement of sincerity or truth


Don't you try
This is a warning or admonition


To deny
Don't ignore or avoid the consequences of your choices


Any lie you might buy
Don't fall for false promises or illusions


Is deceiving
Falsehoods will ultimately lead to disappointment or regret


Ain't no leaving for free
You have to pay a price or face consequences for leaving or quitting anything, regardless of whether it's a job, a relationship, or a situation


So you've got all your ducks in a row
You may feel organized or prepared


Have you figured out what you owe
But you may not have fully thought through the consequences of your actions


Until you settle your bill
Until you pay the price of your choices, you will continue to bear their burden


It won't let you go
These consequences will continue to affect you until you deal with them




Lyrics © CONCORD MUSIC PUBLISHING LLC, Peermusic Publishing
Written by: BEN WILSON, JOHN C. POPPER

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@indiegamelab3441

I'm not sure its saying any of that. It's saying that he/they can write a song that is absolute gibberish, but if the song has a good hook, you will listen to it over and over. The lyrics say over and over the song is just him saying random stuff, but he knows that it is the song's hook that matters, not the lyrics.
I will go on all day
Hear what I say
I have a prayer to pray
That's really all this was
And when I'm feeling stuck and need a buck
I don't rely on luck
Because the hook brings you back
I ain't tellin' you no lie
The hook
On that you can rely



@jcnz84

​@bryank971 go back a bit further

There is something amiss
I am being insincere
In fact I don't mean any of this
Still my confession draws you near
To confuse the issue I refer
To familiar heroes from long ago

He's warning you he's trolling with the Peter Pan line



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Anyone here in 2024 listening to this?!

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@whatever

Crazy to think this came out over 20 years ago...

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+whatever People with 3 million subscribers make comments that go completely unnoticed too?

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+Ginger Fitzgerald 2 likes only? Lmao

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