Colin Zeal
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Colin Zeal knows the value of mass appeal
He's a pedestrian walker, he's a civil talker
He's an affable man with a plausible plan
Keeps his eye on the news, keeps his future in hand

(And then he)
Looks at his watch, he's on time yet again
Looks at his watch, he's on time yet again
He's pleased with himself, he's pleased with himself
He's so pleased with himself, ah ha

While sitting in traffic, Colin thinks in automatic
He's an immaculate dresser, he's your common aggressor
Colin's the modern retard with a love of bombast
Keeps his eye on the news, doesn't dwells on the past

(And then he)
Looks at his watch, he's on time yet again
Looks at his watch, he's on time yet again
He's pleased with himself, he's pleased with himself
He's so pleased with himself, ah ha
He's pleased with himself, he's pleased with himself
He's so pleased with himself, ah ha

(And then he)
Looks at his watch, he's on time yet again
Looks at his watch, he's on time yet again
He's pleased with himself, he's pleased with himself
He's so pleased with himself, ah ha
He's pleased with himself, he's pleased with himself
He's so pleased with himself, ah ha

(He's a modern retard, he's terminal lard
He's an affable man, with a carrotene tan
Because Colin Zeal's ill
Colin Zeal's ill
Colin Zeal's ill)





'Cause Colin Zeal knows

Overall Meaning

the importance of popularity and keeping up with the times. He's a simple man who values being well-liked by others and being in the know. He presents himself well and is always on time, which adds to his overall sense of self-satisfaction. The use of the word "pedestrian" in the opening line suggests that Colin is not necessarily exceptional, but rather blends in with the crowd. However, he sees this as a positive trait and takes pride in being relatable and approachable.


The second verse adds another layer to Colin's character. He's described as an "immaculate dresser" but also as a "common aggressor," which could suggest that he has some underlying aggression despite his pleasant demeanor. The line "Colin's the modern retard with a love of bombast" is particularly interesting - it highlights the idea that intelligence and self-awareness do not necessarily equate to success or happiness in today's society. Colin may not be the brightest or most interesting person, but he knows how to fit in and please others. The repetition of the watch-checking and self-congratulatory lyrics drive home this point.


Overall, "Colin Zeal" is a commentary on the pressures to conform and be popular in modern society, at the expense of individuality and deeper reflection. Colin represents a certain type of person who values surface-level success and recognition over personal growth or genuine connection with others.




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Written by: Steven Alexander James, David Rowntree, Damon Albarn, Graham Coxon

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@deisy4677

Lyrics:

Colin Zeal knows the value of mass appeal
He's a pedestrian walker, he's a civil talker
He's an affable man with a plausible plan
Keeps his eye on the news, keeps his future in hand

Looks at his watch, he's on time yet again
Looks at his watch, he's on time yet again
He's pleased with himself, he's pleased with himself
He's so pleased with himself, ah ha

While sitting in traffic, Colin thinks in automatic
He's an immaculate dresser, he's your common aggressor
Colin's the modern retard with a love of bombast
Keeps his eye on the news, doesn't dwells on the past

Looks at his watch, he's on time yet again
Looks at his watch, he's on time yet again
He's pleased with himself, he's pleased with himself
He's so pleased with himself, ah ha
He's pleased with himself, he's pleased with himself
He's so pleased with himself, ah ha

Looks at his watch, he's on time yet again
Looks at his watch, he's on time yet again
He's pleased with himself, he's pleased with himself
He's so pleased with himself, ah ha
He's pleased with himself, he's pleased with himself
He's so pleased with himself, ah ha

(He's a modern retard, he's terminal lard
He's an affable man, with a carrotene tan
Because Colin Zeal's ill
Colin Zeal's ill
Colin Zeal's ill)

'Cause Colin Zeal knows



@pipiANDcaca0

[Verse 1]
Colin Zeal knows the value of mass appeal
He's a pedestrian walker, he's a civil talker
He's an affable man with a plausible plan
Keeps his eye on the news, keeps his future in hand
And then he

[Chorus]
Looks at his watch, he's on time yet again
Looks at his watch, he's on time yet again
He's pleased with himself, he's pleased with himself
He's so pleased with himself, ah-ha

[Verse 2]
While sitting in traffic, Colin thinks in automatic
He's an immaculate dresser, he's your common aggressor
Colin's the modern retard with a love of bombast
Keeps his eye on the news, doesn't dwell on the past
And then he

[Chorus]
Looks at his watch, he's on time yet again
Looks at his watch, he's on time yet again
He's pleased with himself, he's pleased with himself
He's so pleased with himself, ah-ha
He's pleased with himself, he's pleased with himself
He's so pleased with himself, ah-ha
And then he

[Chorus]
Looks at his watch, he's on time yet again
Looks at his watch, he's on time yet again
He's pleased with himself, he's pleased with himself
He's so pleased with himself, ah-ha
He's pleased with himself, he's pleased with himself
He's so pleased with himself, ah-ha
He's pleased with himself, he's pleased with himself
He's so pleased with himself, ah-ha
He's pleased with himself, he's pleased with himself
He's so pleased with himself, ah-ha

[Outro]
Well, he's a modern retard, he's terminal lard
He's an affable man with a carotene tan
'Cause Colin Zeal's ill, Colin Zeal's ill, Colin Zeal's ill
He's Colin Zeal and he knows



@patrickstocks3576

Colin Zeal knows the value of mass appeal
He’s a pedestrian 🚶‍♀️ walker, he’s a civil talker
He’s an affable man 👨 with a plausible plan
Keeps his eye 👁 on the news, keeps his future in hand 🖐

Looks at his watch, he’s on time yet again
Looks at his watch, he’s on time yet again
He’s pleased 😀 with himself, he’s pleased 😀 with himself
He’s so pleased 😀 with himself, ah ha

While sitting 🪑 in traffic, Colin thinks in automatic
He’s an immaculate dresser, he’s your common aggressor
Colin’s the modern retard with a love 💕 of bombast
Keeps his eye 👁 on the news, doesn’t dwells on the past

Looks at his watch, he’s on time yet again
Looks at his watch, he’s on time yet again
He’s pleased 😀 with himself, he’s pleased 😀 with himself
He’s so pleased 😀 with himself, ah ha
He’s pleased 😀 with himself, he’s pleased 😀 with himself
He’s so pleased 😀 with himself, ah ha

Looks at his watch, he’s on time yet again
Looks at his watch, he’s on time yet again
He’s pleased 😀 with himself, he’s pleased 😀 with himself
He’s so pleased 😀 with himself, ah ha
He’s so pleased 😀 with himself, he’s pleased 😀 with himself
He’s so pleased 😀 with himself, ah ha

(He’s a modern retard, he’s terminal lard
He’s an affable man 👨 with a carrotene tan
Because Colin Zeal’s ill 🤒
Colin Zeal’s ill 🤒
Colin Zeal’s ill 🤒)

‘Cause Colin Zeal knows



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@David_T

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@deisy4677

Lyrics:

Colin Zeal knows the value of mass appeal
He's a pedestrian walker, he's a civil talker
He's an affable man with a plausible plan
Keeps his eye on the news, keeps his future in hand

Looks at his watch, he's on time yet again
Looks at his watch, he's on time yet again
He's pleased with himself, he's pleased with himself
He's so pleased with himself, ah ha

While sitting in traffic, Colin thinks in automatic
He's an immaculate dresser, he's your common aggressor
Colin's the modern retard with a love of bombast
Keeps his eye on the news, doesn't dwells on the past

Looks at his watch, he's on time yet again
Looks at his watch, he's on time yet again
He's pleased with himself, he's pleased with himself
He's so pleased with himself, ah ha
He's pleased with himself, he's pleased with himself
He's so pleased with himself, ah ha

Looks at his watch, he's on time yet again
Looks at his watch, he's on time yet again
He's pleased with himself, he's pleased with himself
He's so pleased with himself, ah ha
He's pleased with himself, he's pleased with himself
He's so pleased with himself, ah ha

(He's a modern retard, he's terminal lard
He's an affable man, with a carrotene tan
Because Colin Zeal's ill
Colin Zeal's ill
Colin Zeal's ill)

'Cause Colin Zeal knows

@TheHivesAreLaw_2000

I'm ready.

@arihmancerquis825

Are they talking about Boris Johnson?

@RastaSaiyaman

You forgot the "And then he" before the "Looks at his watch" part of the chorus.

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