Talkin' John Birch Paranoid Blues
Bob Dylan Lyrics


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Well, I was feelin' sad and feelin' blue
I didn't know what in the world I was gonna do
Them Communists they was comin' around
They was in the air
They was on the ground
They wouldn't gimme no peace

So I run down most hurriedly
And joined up with the John Birch Society
I got me a secret membership card
And started off a-walkin' down the road
Yee-hoo, I'm a real John Bircher now
Look out you Commies

Now we all agree with Hitlers' views
Although he killed six million Jews
It don't matter too much that he was a Fascist
At least you can't say he was a Communist
That's to say like if you got a cold you take a shot of malaria

Well, I was lookin' everywhere for them gol-darned Reds
I got up in the mornin' 'n' looked under my bed
Looked in the sink, behind the door
Looked in the glove compartment of my car
Couldn't find 'em

I was lookin' high an' low for them Reds everywhere
I was lookin' in the sink an' underneath the chair
I looked way up my chimney hole
I even looked deep inside my toilet bowl
They got away

Well, I was sittin' home alone an' started to sweat
Figured they was in my T.V. set
Peeked behind the picture frame
Got a shock from my feet, hittin' right up in the brain
Them Reds caused it
I know they did, them hard-core ones

Well, I quit my job so I could work alone
Then I changed my name to Sherlock Holmes
Followed some clues from my detective bag
And discovered they was red stripes on the American flag
That ol' Betty Ross

Well, I investigated all the books in the library
Ninety percent of 'em gotta be burned away
I investigated all the people that I knowed
Ninety-eight percent of them gotta go
The other two percent are fellow Birchers, just like me

Now Eisenhower, he's a Russian spy
Lincoln, Jefferson and that Roosevelt guy
To my knowledge there's just one man
That's really a true American, George Lincoln Rockwell
I know for a fact he hates Commies 'cause he picketed the movie Exodus

Well, I fin'ly started thinkin' straight
When I run outta things to investigate
Couldn't imagine doin' anything else




So now I'm sittin' home investigatin' myself
Hope I don't find out anything, hm, great God

Overall Meaning

The song "Talkin' John Birch Paranoid Blues" by Bob Dylan is a satirical take on the paranoia and fear of communism that was rampant in the United States during the 1950s and 60s. In the song, the singer is afraid of the imagined Communist threat and joins the John Birch Society to try and combat it. However, he soon realizes the absurdity of his actions when he cannot find any communists anywhere. The lyrics highlight the irrational fear and hysteria that people had about communism at the time.


The first verse sets the scene of the singer feeling sad and blue because of the perceived Communist threat. He joins the John Birch Society, a right-wing political organization founded in 1958, and gets a "secret membership card." The second verse sees the singer praising Hitler's views, highlighting the blindness and danger of extremist ideologies. In the third verse, the singer searches for the elusive Communists in every nook and cranny but ultimately cannot find them. In the fourth verse, he believes the Reds (an old term for Communists) are in his TV and picture frame, showing the depth of his paranoia. In the fifth and final verse, the singer has become so obsessed with finding Communists that he investigates everything and everyone, ultimately turning to self-investigation.


Overall, the lyrics of the song are a biting commentary on the fear and paranoia around communism in the United States during the 1950s and 60s. Through a humorous lens, Dylan presents the absurdity of the situation and the panic that gripped the country.


Line by Line Meaning

Well, I was feelin' sad and feelin' blue
I was feeling down and out


I didn't know what in the world I was gonna do
I had no idea what to do


Them Communists they was comin' around
I believed that communists were everywhere


They was in the air
I thought they were in the skies


They was on the ground
I believed they were on the streets


They wouldn't gimme no peace
I was paranoid and always worried about them


So I run down most hurriedly
I ran as fast as I could


And joined up with the John Birch Society
I became a member of the John Birch Society


I got me a secret membership card
I got myself a secret membership card


And started off a-walkin' down the road
I began walking to get away from them


Yee-hoo, I'm a real John Bircher now
I was proud to be a member of the society


Look out you Commies
I believed that the communists should beware of me


Now we all agree with Hitlers' views
We agreed with Hitler's views despite his actions


Although he killed six million Jews
We don’t mind that he massacred six million Jews


It don't matter too much that he was a Fascist
We don’t care much that he was a fascist


At least you can't say he was a Communist
But you can't call him a communist


That's to say like if you got a cold you take a shot of malaria
It doesn’t make sense


Well, I was lookin' everywhere for them gol-darned Reds
I was looking for the communists everywhere


I got up in the mornin' 'n' looked under my bed
I even searched under my bed in the morning


Looked in the sink, behind the door
I searched everywhere in the house


Looked in the glove compartment of my car
I even checked the glove compartment of my car


Couldn't find 'em
But I couldn't find them


I was lookin' high an' low for them Reds everywhere
I wasn't giving up on finding them


I was lookin' in the sink an' underneath the chair
I searched all around the house


I looked way up my chimney hole
I even looked up the chimney


I even looked deep inside my toilet bowl
I searched my toilet bowl as well


They got away
But I couldn't find them


Well, I was sittin' home alone an' started to sweat
I was home alone and feeling anxious


Figured they was in my T.V. set
I thought they were inside my TV set


Peeked behind the picture frame
I even checked behind the picture frame


Got a shock from my feet, hittin' right up in the brain
I got scared and startled


Them Reds caused it
I blamed the communist for it


I know they did, them hard-core ones
I believed it to be the hard-core communists


Well, I quit my job so I could work alone
I quit my job to be alone


Then I changed my name to Sherlock Holmes
I changed my name to Sherlock Holmes


Followed some clues from my detective bag
I followed some clues that I found in my detective bag


And discovered they was red stripes on the American flag
I discovered that the American flag had red stripes on it


That ol' Betty Ross
That old flag maker, Betty Ross


Well, I investigated all the books in the library
I searched through all the books in the library


Ninety percent of 'em gotta be burned away
I believed that 90% of all books had to be burned


I investigated all the people that I knowed
I even investigated the people I knew


Ninety-eight percent of them gotta go
I believed that 98% of them were no good


The other two percent are fellow Birchers, just like me
The only people I trusted were fellow members of the John Birch Society


Now Eisenhower, he's a Russian spy
I believed that even Eisenhower was a Russian spy


Lincoln, Jefferson and that Roosevelt guy
I doubted the loyalty of great American leaders like Jefferson, Lincoln, and Roosevelt


To my knowledge there's just one man
But I knew of only one true American


That's really a true American, George Lincoln Rockwell
And that was George Lincoln Rockwell


I know for a fact he hates Commies 'cause he picketed the movie Exodus
I knew for a fact that he hated communists because he protest against the movie Exodus


Well, I fin'ly started thinkin' straight
I finally started thinking logically


When I run outta things to investigate
After I ran out of things to investigate


Couldn't imagine doin' anything else
I couldn't think of doing anything else


So now I'm sittin' home investigatin' myself
So now I'm left with investigating myself


Hope I don't find out anything, hm, great God
I hope I don't find anything bad about myself




Lyrics © BOB DYLAN MUSIC CO
Written by: BOB DYLAN

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Here's the 2023 Talkin' Ron DeSantis Woke Blues

Well, I was feeling sad and feeling blue, I didn’t know what in the world I wus gonna do
Them WOKE they were coming around, they were in the air, they were on the ground
They wouldn't give me no peace

So I run down most hurriedly, And joined the Florida Republicans!
I got me a secret voting card, And started off a-walking down the road
Yee-haw, I’m a Ron DeSantis-er now! Look out you WOKERS!

Now we all agree with Hitler’s views, Although he killed six million Jews
It don’t matter too much that he was a Fascist, At least you can’t say he was WOKE!
That’s to say like if you got Covid you take a shot of Ebola

Well, I woos looking everywhere for them gol-darned WOKE, I got up in the morning and looked under my bed
Looked in the sink, behind the door, Looked in the glove compartment of my car
Couldn’t find them

I was looking high and low for them WOKERS everywhere, I was looking in the sink and underneath the chair
I looked way up my chimney hole, I even looked deep down inside my toilet bowl
They got away

Well, I was sitting home alone and started to sweat, Figured they was in my cellphone tablet!
Peeked behind the picture frame, Got a shock from my finger, hitting right up in the brain
Them WOKE caused it!

Well, I banned all the books in the library, Ninety percent of them gotta be burned away
I cancelled all the people that I know, Ninety-nine percent of them gotta go
The last one percent are fellow Republicans just like me!

Well, I finally started thinking straight, When I run out of things to investigate
Couldn’t imagine doing anything else, So now I’m sitting home investigating myself!
Hope I don’t find any WOKE, great God!



All comments from YouTube:

@dwaynewladyka577

These lyrics of this song have relevance, even today. Cheers!

@zackamania6534

They’re back and they wear red hats…red, ironically

@philiphalpenny3783

@ZACKAMANIA Fittingly, not ironically!

@squacamole3599

Too bad the Democrats have taken up this torch. Anything that questions the establishment, blame Russia ("Commies")🤦

@sherylwatson2877

Love you Bob, been a fan forever!!!!!!!!!!!!❤❤❤❤

@davidoakley2578

​@ZACKAMANIA Trump was raised in the John birch society.

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@HelianaSuper

I love this harmonica...

@326cher

This is the song Bob was banned from singing on the Ed Sullivan show!

@326cher

Our mutual friend Theodore Bikel used to be on Hootenany ❤!

@stephenmier7277

I looked down in my toilet bowl, it was DONOVAN

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