Postcard
Bonzo Dog Band Lyrics


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Oh, I do like to be beside the sea
Drinking bear sits in Silver's Arcade
Sips imaginary lemonade
Amusement Pork!

Writing letters home
What a lovely view-EE-ooo (blah blah blab blab) (Dear Mom)
"What the Butler Saw" was a bit of a drag
The captain says he's going to heave, too

Bored with Bingo, we went for a swim
Fat sea cows with gorgonzola skin
Semi-nude!

After lunch, we grabbed our trunks
And we all got cramp!
Trousers rolled, the sea is cold
But it's good for chillblains

On the prom, white plimsolls and blue shorts
Brass band playing by the tennis courts
Love-fifteen! Love fifteen year olds

What a lovely view-EE-ooo, I've written at last
What's the rudest one? Just for a laugh
Just married and it sticks out for a mile!

We wish you were here
We wish you were here
We wish you were here
We wish you were here
We wish you were here
We wish you were here
We wish you were here
We wish you were here
We wish you were here
We wish you were here
We wish you were here
We wish you were here
We wish you were here

It rained yesterday, so we stayed indoors
The food's all right, I'm okay, hope you are same
Wish you were always, your loving son Anthony





I hope I get bronze this year

Overall Meaning

The song "Postcard" by Bonzo Dog Band is a humorous take on the traditional postcard sent by tourists on holiday. The song starts with the catchy, fun chorus "Oh, I do like to be beside the sea" which immediately transports the listener to a holiday destination. The first verse introduces the silly names of the places tourists might visit while on holiday, like Silver's Arcade and Amusement Pork. The second verse talks about the mundane activities tourists do on their trip while also adding in comedic elements. It pokes fun at the old-fashioned entertainment of "What the Butler Saw," the captain announcing a possible sickness on board and the boredom of playing Bingo. The third verse talks about the joys and pains of swimming in the sea and the excitement of watching a brass band play while rocking white plimsolls and blue shorts.


The final verse of the song refers back to the postcards the tourists will send back home, detailing the typical complaints with the weather and food, and the wish that their loved ones had been on the trip with them. The song ends with an amusing line from the character Anthony, hoping he will get a bronze medal that year. Overall, the song is a light-hearted, yet satirical, take on the postcards and holidays of the early 20th century.


Line by Line Meaning

Oh, I do like to be beside the sea
I do like to spend time by the sea


Drinking bear sits in Silver's Arcade
A person is enjoying drinking beer at the arcade owned by Silver


Sips imaginary lemonade
Drinks an imaginary drink


Amusement Pork!
An exclamation to show excitement


Writing letters home
Writing and sending letters to home


What a lovely view-EE-ooo (blah blah blab blab) (Dear Mom)
A sarcastic comment on the supposed lovely view and starting a letter to Mom


"What the Butler Saw" was a bit of a drag
The show "What the Butler Saw" was boring


The captain says he's going to heave, too
The captain is also going to vomit as he feels sick


Bored with Bingo, we went for a swim
As Bingo was boring, they went for a swim


Fat sea cows with gorgonzola skin
Describing the large sea creatures with wrinkled skin


Semi-nude!
Half-naked


After lunch, we grabbed our trunks
After lunch, they got ready for swimming


And we all got cramp!
Everyone got muscle cramps


Trousers rolled, the sea is cold
They rolled up their trousers, the sea is chilly


But it's good for chillblains
The cold water may help in reducing the symptoms of chillblains


On the prom, white plimsolls and blue shorts
Describing the clothing of people strolling on the promenade


Brass band playing by the tennis courts
There is a brass band playing music near the tennis courts


Love-fifteen! Love fifteen year olds
A reference to the score in tennis and a joke on the age of the girls


What a lovely view-EE-ooo, I've written at last
Another sarcastic comment about the lovely view and also indicating that they have finally written a message


What's the rudest one? Just for a laugh
Asking for the rudest postcard for fun


Just married and it sticks out for a mile!
A comment on the newlyweds who are easily noticeable


We wish you were here
A repeated message to express their desire for others to be with them


It rained yesterday, so we stayed indoors
It rained yesterday, so they had to stay inside


The food's all right, I'm okay, hope you are same
The food is fine, they are alright and they hope the others are doing well


Wish you were always, your loving son Anthony
A message of affection from the son named Anthony


I hope I get bronze this year
Expressing hope to win bronze in some competition




Lyrics © Sony/ATV Music Publishing LLC
Written by: NEIL INNES, VIVIAN STANSHALL

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