Dance Dance Dance
Brian L. Webb Lyrics
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Making stacks, dropping deuces
Making stacks, dropping deuces
Making stacks, dropping deuces
Here comes the crux of my caper
I’m on that quest to get that super soft paper
Hit the stores but the shelves were like vapor
Yo, bet it was my hoarding neighbor! - Took em’ all
Beat out the Jones and get my straight paper fix
Truthfully, I feel like I’m losing my mind
Should of never let my girl wipe with my supply
Really, I just don’t understand
She uses half a roll in just 1 trip to the can
Blackmarket, bootleg… no price is too high
For Quilted, Northern, Angel Soft or two-ply
Man, I just need them rolls
Cause’ chocolate milk got my bowels ready to explode
TMI I know
But it’s just the facts
It ain’t no joke that I need these rolls and stacks
Making stacks, dropping deuces
Making stacks, dropping deuces
Making stacks, dropping deuces
Making stacks, dropping deuces
Now I got my re-upBoss back on the block all TP’d up
This is how I roll Ready to blow up everybody’s toilet bowl
So throw away that bootleg bidet and cancel that bulk order you had on eBay
Quilted, Northern, Charmin or two-ply
Holla atcha boy if you need to get supply
But stay six feet back
Social distance applies if you want these stacks
Covid-19 is spreading, fear hitting worldwide
But don’t let the panic change who you are inside
Think about it
Y’all got toilet paper out here like crack
The only way we’re getting through this is together
At home, separate but together
I’ve got rolls, Philly
I’ve got, LA, Rolls, Jersey
In different, New York City keep your head up, area codes
Miami, ATL, area codes, Buffalo
Porcelain bowls, worldwide, Thanks to the clerks, bowls
The truck drivers, the delivery people
In different area codes, and leave them N95 masks
For the medical professionals, area codes
Make a mask at home. Like you got something better to do right now
Ha, ha, ha. I'm crazy for this one
The lyrics to Brian L. Webb's song Dance Dance Dance depict the struggle of trying to find toilet paper during the Covid-19 pandemic. The repeated line "Making stacks, dropping deuces" is a play on words, as it refers both to making money and using the bathroom. The first verse talks about the difficulty of finding toilet paper in stores, and the singer's suspicion that his neighbor hoarded all the supplies. He is determined to beat out his neighbors and get his "straight paper fix." However, the second verse shows that the singer ultimately succeeds in getting enough toilet paper to last him through the pandemic. He urges others to stay six feet away and practice social distancing, but also emphasizes the importance of coming together as a community during difficult times.
Overall, the lyrics can be interpreted as a humorous but relatable commentary on the panic buying that occurred during the early stages of the pandemic. The song acknowledges the absurdity of hoarding toilet paper, but also recognizes the genuine fear and uncertainty that people were feeling at the time. Through its playful wordplay and upbeat melody, Dance Dance Dance seeks to uplift and unite people during a time of crisis.
Line by Line Meaning
Making stacks, dropping deuces
I'm making money and taking bathroom breaks
Here comes the crux of my caper
This is the central point of my scheme
I’m on that quest to get that super soft paper
I'm determined to get the softest toilet paper available
Hit the stores but the shelves were like vapor
The store shelves were empty and the toilet paper was nowhere to be found
Yo, bet it was my hoarding neighbor! - Took em’ all
I suspect that my neighbor who hoards things took all the toilet paper
But I’mma get through this
I will make it through this tough situation
Beat out the Jones and get my straight paper fix
I'll outdo my competitors in getting toilet paper
Truthfully, I feel like I’m losing my mind
Honestly, I feel insane
Should of never let my girl wipe with my supply
I shouldn't have allowed my girlfriend to use my stash
She uses half a roll in just 1 trip to the can
She uses too much toilet paper for one bathroom trip
Blackmarket, bootleg… no price is too high
I'll pay any amount for black market or bootleg toilet paper
For Quilted, Northern, Angel Soft or two-ply
I only want the softest toilet paper brands
Man, I just need them rolls
I just need some rolls of toilet paper
Cause’ chocolate milk got my bowels ready to explode
I need toilet paper urgently due to digestive issues caused by chocolate milk
TMI I know
I know this is too much information
Now I got my re-up
I've restocked my supply
Boss back on the block all TP’d up
I'm fully stocked on toilet paper
This is how I roll
This is how I get things done
Ready to blow up everybody’s toilet bowl
I'm ready to use my toilet paper and relieve myself
So throw away that bootleg bidet and cancel that bulk order you had on eBay
Throw away your makeshift bidet and cancel your bulk order of toilet paper on eBay
Holla atcha boy if you need to get supply
Contact me if you need to buy some toilet paper
But stay six feet back
Keep a safe distance of six feet from me
Social distance applies if you want these stacks
I'll only sell to those who practice social distancing
Covid-19 is spreading, fear hitting worldwide
The coronavirus is rapidly spreading and causing widespread fear
But don’t let the panic change who you are inside
Don't let the panic change you as a person
Y’all got toilet paper out here like crack
Toilet paper is in such high demand that it's like a highly addictive drug
The only way we’re getting through this is together
We can only get through this crisis by working together
At home, separate but together
We can still be connected while being physically apart at home
I’ve got rolls, Philly
I have toilet paper available in Philadelphia
I’ve got, LA, Rolls, Jersey
I also have toilet paper for sale in Los Angeles and New Jersey
In different, New York City keep your head up, area codes
I'm selling toilet paper in different area codes in New York City and we should all stay positive
Miami, ATL, area codes, Buffalo
I'm also selling toilet paper in Miami, Atlanta, and Buffalo
Porcelain bowls, worldwide, Thanks to the clerks, bowls
The employees working in grocery stores around the world are helping to keep us stocked with essential items, including toilet paper
The truck drivers, the delivery people
Truck drivers and delivery people are working hard to transport essential goods, including toilet paper
In different area codes, and leave them N95 masks
I'm supplying N95 masks to those in different area codes who are in need
For the medical professionals, area codes
I'm providing masks to medical professionals in different area codes
Make a mask at home. Like you got something better to do right now
Make a homemade mask since many of us are stuck at home with not much else to do
Ha, ha, ha. I'm crazy for this one
I find the situation surrounding toilet paper to be ridiculous and silly
Lyrics © DistroKid
Written by: William Webb
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