100 Bars
Canibus Lyrics


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Yeah! That's the beat right there.
I'm about to black out with 100 bars on some professional shit.
So don't try this at home yo.
Yo yo yo

My style of rhymin is ancient like Aztecs and Mayans
Because I recognize its all about timin'
Me and my freestyle alliance practicin' African voodoo science
In front of 20 ft. bonfires lookin' skyward

Calculating May 5 2000 the nine planets'll be in alignment
The arrival of the prophet in the cockpit
Of a starship the size of the Hale-Bopp comet
With mercury ion rockets

And a big ass "Canibus comin soon" poster on the side of it
I'm known geographically and intergalactically
That's why I got extraterrestrials that want to battle me
They even tried kidnappin' me

And they would've snatched me
If their craft didn't get trapped in the Earth's gravity
Engines stalled and failed. Crashed into a farmer's field
And that's really what caused Roswell

Undercover operatives workin' for COM 12
Disguised as a nigga signed with a record deal
Lyrically I'm off scale
So all hail or get tossed towards Hell, whatever y'all feel

Briusin' niggas, confusin' niggas like Chip Fu from the Fu-Schnickens
Hit you with nuclear cruiser missiles
Hear the wild wolf growl
Styles stockpiled for miles from the ground to the clouds

Wack niggas want to be down but its not allowed
Interrupt the cipher unannounced and you'll get punched in the mouth
With the southpaw southern fist
I'll bust your shit. Swell your lip and get the Bubba shrimp

Back the tougher shit. What a wimp
You giant Goliath. Niggas get shot with a rubber sling
I'm an experiment gone bad.
My brainwave's on an ????? graph. Yo, I'm stark ravin mad

Your whole scientific staff'll get killed in a nuclear blast
When I throw the ????? flask in my hand
Flammable liquids in the lab explode
And you get stabbed with all the flyin glass

Trained to blow up commercial aircrafts
Trained in chemical weapons class
Just to see how long a nigga's breath'll last
I put him in a leather mask

Spray his ass with a can of ???? gas
Then watch him grab his neck and gag
Watch the nigga choke to death as I laugh
"You want to battle?" is the type of question you should never ask

Nigga, pick a tougher task. See who the fuck'll last
Whoever lose'll get a solderin' iron up the ass
You need to recognize
My hand is quicker than the eye

Quicker than the 5 speed Jamiroquai drives
A lifespan longer than 9 lives. Infinite rhymes that can't die
A nigga with a divine mind
I dedicate this to the wise. Dedicate it to dames

Dividin' myself into 100 ten times
You can't deny the offering's an offer
Flows that glow with aurora's the spark of light
Water fly like a saucer
With the torque of a Porsche
Murder a million MCs then autograph all of their coffins
Been gettin' it on since I been born and I'm a live long

And I'm a be gettin' it on till I'm gone
Look at all the stages I been on. All the songs that I spit on
I took an oath to rip everything I get on
A nigga like me should have Carpal Tunnel syndromes

In the wristbones from grippin' microphones this long
I'm just a small fish in a big pond
And gets pissed off whenever I gets picked on
Nigga try to flip and get flipped on

My army march a million strong
Like the nation of Islam with suede timbs on
Extremely hostile
Fully armed troops dressed in frog suits and night vision goggles

A lyrical lynch mob
Shittin' on niggas drawn to a hideous form with horns and a mink on
Duckin' down low like Vietnam fightin' the Vietcong
Screamin' "incomin'" when I see a bomb

Speak to your leader. Surrender your arms
You need about a million more soldiers to even the odds
Plus 800,000 to even consider a war
And 200,000 more to even look hard

You better drop your flag and withdraw
My cavalry charge accompanied by a blizzard of wicked metaphors
And smash y'all. Attach y'all to the back of my horse
And drag y'all across the motherfuckin' asphalt

9 out of 10 niggas is frauds
You know who you are always talkin' about your bitches and your cars
Your jewelry and your girls. It's like we from two different worlds
You motherfuckers really get on my nerves

'Cause I'm beyond them, on some futuristic cyborg shit
I close my eyes when I freestyle so I could read what picture crossed in
Then raise my arms like a sorcerer and cast a fireball into the audience
To barbecue your brain organs

You feel like you've been thrown in a microwave oven
I flame broil suckers and hit 'em with some more shit
The raw shit. Call my reinforcements, the four horsemen
Take a big piece of chalk and draw a line across the stage pulpit

I dare a motherfucker to cross it
I'll even call my man Black Rob at two in the mornin
Tell him it's important. Tell him to call Sting 3 way and sing a

[Chorus]
Break your camcorders so you motherfuckers can't record it
Call the news, I'll kill your reporters
Start a lawsuit, I'll kill your lawyers
Fuck the soft shit and fuck what y'all think

My album's gold cause my album was the bomb, shit
Y'all niggas got your ass beat cause you asked for it
Got your picture taken and put in a tabloid
'Cause you a man and you like to touch little boys

You fuck 'em in the ass, then you give 'em cash for it
That's some sick shit homeboy
A hundred years ago, they'd have took you to see Sigmund Freud
You fraudulent. Feminine. Fragile as a feather is

With an effortless blow, I'll crack your whole skeleton
You think you're better than Canibus, where's the evidence?
You got below average intelligence and poor penmanship
You need to shut the fuck up cause your breath stink

Take fifty cents and purchase a pack of peppermints
Battlin' me you never win
You thought you was the only nigga that could sneak a weapon in?
Nigga guess again





'Cause after I'm finished wreckin this shit
I'm a drink a whole bottle of Henney and go fuck a lesbian

Overall Meaning

Canibus's song "100 Bars" is a masterclass in intricate lyricism and creative rhyming style. He starts the song with a bold declaration of his rhyming style, comparing it to the ancient cultures of the Aztecs and Mayans, which he believes is all about timing. Throughout the song, Canibus references a range of topics including African voodoo science, Roswell, and his experience with extraterrestrials who want to battle him. He is confident in his rap skills and is willing to prove it by challenging anyone who dares to cross him on stage. Canibus also references his lengthy career as a rapper, revealing that he has performed on many stages and taken an oath to rip everything he gets on.


The song also reflects Canibus's frustration with other rappers who he feels are fraudulent and offer nothing but empty lyrics. He criticizes those who talk about their jewelry and bitches and then challenges other rappers to cross the line he has drawn on stage. Canibus's confidence in his rap skills and his willingness to challenge others shows that he is a force to be reckoned with in the rap game.




Lyrics © Sony/ATV Music Publishing LLC
Written by: MICHAEL R HARPER

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Most interesting comment from YouTube:

karlos mcdermott

One of the greatest rhymes of all time. There will never be another like Canibus. His rhythm and intelligence was too much for any emcee around at the time. If he came with stuff like this today he would be a God. Unfortunately he was a victim of being way ahead of his time. He was flowing with some Kundalini energy in his prime but we all lose that as we age and lose that hunger.

"You can't deny the offerin's I offer
Flows that glow with aurora's the spark of light
Water fly like a saucer
With the torque of a Porsche
Murder a million MCs then autograph all of their coffins
Been gettin it on since I been born and I'm a live long
And I'm a be gettin it on till I'm gone"



All comments from YouTube:

Ian Piepenbrock

Canibus is completely unique and nobody ever did anything close to what he did.

Barrett Van Tieghem

He invented rap

Takunda Gatsi

MF Doom

Skoveche2k

except for Dizaster lol

Dad The Rapper

True… Nobody could select such garbage beats and producers for every project. He’s definitely special

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CrypTône

one of the most underrated lyricists of all time...got blackballed and bad production on albums so that killed him...nothing but fire and straight science that he spits tho

Abdenour Djebline

+Tony Dillard i totally agree with you, he's very underrated, it's very to see that type of mc's getting blackballed, rappers like canibus (who is the g.o.a.t), krayzie bone, pharoahe monch, gza, k-rino, jeru the damaja should be put on the top of the lists of the greatest mc's ever

leke Oluwasanmi

i hear that

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I never felt like he was underrated--at least among me friends he was ALWAYS considered one of the best. I agree with you, I think it was shitty beats didn't help...

nika qavtaradze

Tony Dillard if not the most

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