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Canibus Lyrics

Get ready for the Luminati tsunami
Prepare yourself for the overwhelming force of the illuminati who hold immense power and influence in society.

C4 ??? ???, eat meat raw
I use explosives and other tactics to intimidate and assert my dominance. I also take pride in living a primal lifestyle, eating meat raw and living like a street dog.

Street dawgs, rip these off and put C's on
I associate myself with other street dogs and we steal from others to benefit ourselves. We also claim ownership by tagging our name with a 'C'.

Had to ease off from a show I just peed on
I had to leave a show I had just performed at because I couldn't control my bladder and urinated on stage.

Bought a two-seater that I put 10G's on
I recently acquired a car that I spent $10,000 on, and it only has two seats.

Beat her 'cause she took my mother fucking ring off
I physically assaulted a woman because she removed a ring that I possessed.

She took me to Supreme Court and the judge got screamed on
After my assault, I was taken to court and became angry and confrontational with the judge.

They sent me up North to a prison with a ???
As a consequence of my actions, I was sent to a prison located in the northern region of the country, though the specific prison is unknown.

All day long and lift weights we ping pong
While in prison, I spend my days lifting weights and playing ping pong with my fellow inmates.

Meet King-Kong, Big Don, and Little Shawn
I have befriended three inmates in prison, one of whom is nicknamed King-Kong, another Big Don, and the third Little Shawn.

Murder One got big arms, he real strong
One of the inmates I have met, named Murder One, has large, muscular arms and is incredibly strong.

Beat his own mom 'cause she stole from the weed farm
Murder One has committed the violent act of physically beating his own mother because she stole from a cannabis growing operation.

Word on the streets, raw, don't beef with Armstrong
There is talk on the streets that Armstrong, another inmate in the prison, is highly dangerous and should not be provoked.

Wrong season, Lou crush anything he breathes on
I am a force to be reckoned with and can overpower anything in my path with ease. It doesn't matter what season it is, I am always dominant.

Pass me the paper and pen and put beats on
Give me a pen and paper so I can write my own lyrics and put them to beats.

Rip rap songs put down pads with
I tear apart other rappers' songs and can easily outperform them. I write my lyrics on a notepad to keep track of them.

From ArchivesMusic.com and that's a rap son
I publish my music through the website ArchivesMusic.com and that's the end of the story.

You mess with my horse, you're dead as a corpse, forget it
If anyone threatens my reputation as a rapper, they will face serious consequences and extreme retaliation, so they had better not bother.

Rhymes without ending, with infinite lyrics
My rhymes are never-ending and my lyrics are infinite, meaning I could continue to rap for hours without running out of material.

Fools who do get abused like broads
Those foolish enough to try to come after me will be punished severely, like women who are physically abused.

In a battle for juice where rhymes are metaphors
In a competition to see who is the best rapper, we use our rhymes as metaphors to demonstrate our prowess and skill.

When my horse appears count your prayers
When I enter the scene, my opponents should start praying because they are going to need all the help they can get.

Stab you in the ear then pull out the spear, watch the crowd cheer
I will do whatever it takes to win, even if it involves physically hurting my opponent. The crowd will appreciate my brutality.

Leave the floor wet with all the bloodstains
My violent actions will result in blood being spilled on the floor of the venue or battle arena.

So the audience knows that Canibus runs things
The audience will be left with no doubt that I am in charge and in control of the situation.

I ripped down stages on many occasions
I have performed in front of large crowds and have proven my skill and dominance as a rapper.

Dozens of broken down mics and melted tape decks
My performances have been so intense that the equipment used to amplify and record my voice has been damaged and destroyed.

Everywhere I go niggas want to rob me
Because of my reputation, there are people who want to steal from me or harm me when I am in public.

Bootleggers be in the front row trying to get a clear copy
Some people are so desperate to get their hands on my music that they will sit in the front row of my shows with recording equipment to create bootleg copies.

So take caution, ‘cause I'm a Horseman
Be very careful around me because I am a member of the rap group called the Horsemen, and we are not to be messed with.

And I'll snatch that ass up quick like ‘turn it off man'
If someone crosses me, I will quickly retaliate and put an end to their actions as if pressing a button to turn off a device.

So just acknowledge the way that I'm gifted
Simply recognize and appreciate my talent as a rapper and how naturally it comes to me.

‘Cause if rap was a felony I'd be in prison
If being a great rapper was a crime, I would be serving time in prison because of how exceptional I am at it.

Hogging up the phone, cussing at the C-O's
I am frequently using the phone in prison and being verbally aggressive toward the correctional officers when they try to intervene.

Twenty-five to life with no parole
I am serving a life sentence in prison with no possibility of parole for my criminal actions.

And battling me? You must be feeling yourself
Anyone who feels confident enough to challenge me in a rap battle must be overly confident and have a misplaced sense of their own abilities.

I Ripped the Jacker so hard he might kill himself
I outperformed another rapper named The Jacker so severely that he may be so embarrassed or disgusted that he wants to harm himself.

Like his name was Todd or James, back in the dark days
In the past, when rappers with names like Todd or James were more common, I was already a dominant force in the scene.

It's like a pit-bull getting bit by a Shar-Pei
Even if someone else thinks they are a competent rapper, when they go up against me, it's like a smaller, weaker dog trying to attack a pit bull and getting injured in the process.

I'll defend my horse, my men, my friends
I will do whatever it takes to protect my reputation, my fellow Horsemen, and my closest friends no matter what the cost.

My baby's mama and my offspring so bring it on then
I will even put myself at risk to protect the mother of my children and my own children, so anyone who wants to challenge me should feel free to do so.

So I can show you how I devour
Challenge me so I can demonstrate how easily I can defeat you and put you in your place.

Nigga's like a Rottweiler with acidic saliva
I am like a vicious dog, ready to tear apart anyone who dares to challenge me, and I am particularly effective with my words, which can hurt like acid.

Step your shit up nigga, the Rip is much iller
Other rappers need to greatly improve their skills if they want to try to compete with me. I am far superior and much more talented than they are.

Most artists are garbage, no skills
The majority of other rap artists are terrible and have little to no talent, despite their claims to the contrary.

They belong in a landfill
Most other rappers' music is so bad that it should be thrown away and forgotten about.

Nobody feels them when they grab the mic (Lemmie Hear Sumthin' Else)
When other rappers grab the microphone, nobody is impressed or moved by what they have to say. They are simply boring and uninspired.

And start bragging about their massive ice
Instead of rapping about meaningful topics, other rappers often simply boast about their wealth and jewelry, which is unimpressive and uninteresting.

I can't eat emcees ‘cause I lost my appetite
I have become so unimpressed with mediocre rappers that I am no longer even interested in battling them, as it has become too easy and unfulfilling.

I'm a beast you're a midget with wack lyrics
I am a fierce competitor and incredibly talented rapper, while other rappers are like small, insignificant insects with terrible lyrics.

Like Dr. Evil said, ‘Quiet! Shut up! Zip it!'
Other rappers need to stop talking and just listen to my superior skills and talent, as they are not worthy of their own screentime.

I reign superior, my metaphors are scarier
I am unrivaled in the rap game, and my use of metaphors is particularly effective in painting an intimidating, frightening picture for my competitors.

Non-ill rappers, you better evacuate
If you are not a skilled rapper, you'd better remove yourself from the competition before I am forced to embarrass and defeat you in front of everyone.

Before I exfoliate your face
If other rappers do not back down and leave the competition, I will be forced to put them in their place and destroy their reputations like a skin peel.

With abrasive phrases to give your face a face-lift
I will defeat other rappers with intense and critical comments that will damage their reputations and reputations like a cosmetic treatment.

Germaine spit insane shit so stop hating if you can't applaud me
I, Canibus, am confident in my skill and talent, and if other rappers can't appreciate that, then they should simply stop hating and start respecting my abilities.

And give rap music the glory
Real rap music, like what I produce, deserves to be celebrated and respected for its cultural significance and artistic merit.

'C' - True Hollywood Story
The letter 'C' is a symbol for my identity in the rap game, and my life story would make for a fascinating and dramatic episode of the TV show True Hollywood Story.