Lick My Decals Off Baby
Captain Beefheart & His Magic Band Lyrics


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Rather than I want to hold your hand,
I want to swallow you whole
'N I want to lick you everywhere it's pink
'N everywhere you think
Whole kit 'n kaboodle 'n the kitchen sink
Heaven's sexy as hell
Life is integrated,
Goes together so well
'N so on
Well, I'm gonna go on 'n do my washing
Well, now you may think I'm crazy but I want you to
Lick my decals off baby
'N I don't want you to be lazy

'Cause it's drivin' me crazy
'N this song ain't no sing-song
It's all about the birds 'n the bees
'N where it went all wrong
'N where it all belongs
'N the earth all go down on their knees
Lookin' for ah little ease
She stuck out her toungue 'n the fun begun
She stuck out her toungue 'n the fun begun




She stuck it out at me, 'n I just thumbed my nose
'N went on washing my clothes

Overall Meaning

The opening lines in Captain Beefheart & His Magic Band's song "Lick My Decals Off Baby" describe a carnal desire for the subject of the song, which goes beyond physical attraction. Rather than a traditional love song where the singer expresses affection for the subject by saying they want to hold their hand, Beefheart proclaims that he wants to "swallow [them] whole." The lines "I want to lick you everywhere it's pink / 'N everywhere you think / Whole kit 'n kaboodle 'n the kitchen sink" convey a desire to explore the entirety of the subject's body, not just in a sexual way, but in an intimate way that goes beyond the physical realm.


In the following lines, Beefheart alludes to the interconnectedness of life, noting that "Heaven's sexy as hell" and "Life is integrated / Goes together so well." By connecting Heaven and Hell, Beefheart suggests that the boundary between good and evil is blurred or non-existent. He also hints at a profound connection between all beings, perhaps suggesting a belief in pantheism or non-dualism.


The rest of the song is a playful romp, with Beefheart likening the act of washing clothes to other pleasurable activities. He encourages the listener to join in, asking them to "lick [his] decals off" with enthusiasm. The song is a celebration of the physical world and the pleasures that can be found within it.


Line by Line Meaning

Rather than I want to hold your hand,
I harbor a desire to engulf you entirely,


I want to swallow you whole
I crave to consume every fiber of your being


'N I want to lick you everywhere it's pink
I aspire to taste and pleasure your entire being


'N everywhere you think
And every nook and cranny you can think of


Whole kit 'n kaboodle 'n the kitchen sink
Every last piece of you, without exception


Heaven's sexy as hell
The ultimate abode is just as sensuous as it is divine


Life is integrated,
Existence is a comprehensive and complete amalgamation


Goes together so well
Serene and undivided coalescing of all life's elements


'N so on
And the list goes on and on


Well, I'm gonna go on 'n do my washing
Anyway, I have laundry to do


Well, now you may think I'm crazy but I want you to
This may sound insane, but I yearn for you to


Lick my decals off baby
Take pleasure by removing and relishing in my essence


'N I don't want you to be lazy
And I expect you to match my passion with equal enthusiasm


'Cause it's drivin' me crazy
For the lack of your reciprocation, it's driving me mad


'N this song ain't no sing-song
This isn't a mindless tune


It's all about the birds 'n the bees
It's a composition about the secrets of courtship and copulation


'N where it went all wrong
And instances where the allure of passion faded away


'N where it all belongs
And where it all rightfully fits in the larger scheme of things


'N the earth all go down on their knees
And how everything and everyone submits to pleasure's power


Lookin' for ah little ease
All seeking a momentary respite


She stuck out her toungue 'n the fun begun
She initiated an action that led to pleasurable sensations


She stuck out her toungue 'n the fun begun
She stuck out her toungue 'n the fun begun


She stuck it out at me, 'n I just thumbed my nose
She aimed it at me, and I nonchalantly shrugged it off


'N went on washing my clothes
And proceeded to carry on with my mundanity




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Written by: DON VAN VLIET

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Comments from YouTube:

@07sekhet

The most romantic song ever. Forget "In Your Eyes," play this out on your stereo if you really want to impress someone.

@CptEtgar

Great Bows
🙇‍♀🏹🙇‍♂🏹🙇!

@jonathanwhitfield2864

One of the coolest songs I've ever heard. One of my favorites by Beefheart. Also, phenomenal drumming!

@imDezrt

The main motif of this is so slanky and sleazy, love it.

@iluvj50

The perfect First Dance for a wedding...on Mars.

@offisk

There you go....giving me ideas. I may be seventy something but, after some time in California, the most deluded state in the divided States of America-which says a lot- I will realize my dream of playing this on Mars with my ready made Matel electronics babe of the future with the intelligence of a replicant sans le violence.

@tonysharp1615

Or Venus... 😉

@PxTsik

this song is so fucking good, so goddamned funky and slightly creepy

@jesuslovesyouandisthewayto1114

Jesus loves you and died for your sins repent and be saved

@antoniod

My younger Brother and I were falling on the floor laughing when we first heard this!

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