Beach House
Carly Rae Jepsen Lyrics

Boy number one made a picnic for two
The first boy arranged a picnic for us

Saw he was nervous, I thought it was cute
I noticed he was nervous, which I found endearing

Until I found out that his mom made the food (it was good though)
Eventually, I discovered his mother cooked the food we ate, and it was delicious

Boy number two had a beautiful face
The second boy was very attractive

Highly agreed to go back to his place
I readily accepted his invitation to return to his home

His wife really had some impeccable taste (she was sweet though)
I learned that he had a wife with excellent taste, but I still found her to be a kind person

I've been on this ride
I have experienced these ups and downs before

This rollercoaster's a carousel
This emotional journey is like a never-ending cycle

And I'm getting nowhere
Despite everything, I am not making any progress

Boys around the world
Men all across the globe

I want to believe that when you chase a girl
I hope that when men pursue women

It's not just hunting season
It's not merely a game of pursuing and conquering

I can see the future, say it like you mean it
I can envision what will come, so be honest with me

I've got a beach house in Malibu
I own a house on the beach in Malibu

And I'm probably gonna hurt your feelings
But I will most likely cause you emotional pain

Boy number twelve had a look in his eye
The twelfth boy had an expression in his eyes

Brought up his ex and he started to cry
He mentioned his ex-girlfriend and began to cry

Told me he loved me the very first night (oh, no)
He said he loved me after only one night together (which concerned me)

Who knows what I'm in for with
I don't know what to expect from

Boy number I can't keep count anymore
The many boys I've encountered and lost track of

I've got a weekend in paradise
I have a weekend planned in an idyllic location

And I'm probably gonna never call you
But I likely won't contact you again

I got big plans to take care of you
I have grand intentions to care for you

I just need to borrow ten thousand dollars
I require a loan of ten thousand dollars to make it happen

I'm probably gonna hurt your
Even with these plans, I'll most likely cause you pain

I've got a lake house in Canada
I own a house by the lake in Canada

And I'm probably gonna harvest your organs
But in reality, I have no intention of harming you in such a way

Boys around the world
Men all across the globe

I want to believe that when you chase a girl
I hope that when men pursue women

It's not just hunting season
It's not merely a game of pursuing and conquering

I can see the future, say it like you mean it
I can envision what will come, so be honest with me

I've got a beach house in Malibu
I own a house on the beach in Malibu

And I'm probably gonna hurt your feelings
But I will most likely cause you emotional pain