The Real
Chamillionaire Lyrics


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House real big
Cars real big
Belly real big
Everything real big
Rims real big
Pockets real big
Rings real big
Let me tell you how I live

Like that buy that 24's ride that
Ladies, Gentlemen
Gangstas, Pimps
Mammas, Daddy's
Stunnas, Shiners
I'm rich bitch, I'm a real Big Tymer

King of the hood, everything wood
Look like a forest in the truck and I'm a put
Matchin' cassette
Big open deck, hardwood floors in that thing that connect
From the front to the back, try to top that
Six 15's beatin' hard in the deck
Push that button, microwave oven
I'm just gettin' started player, you ain't seen nothin'
"Is that a fish tank, bra, in the middle of the dash?"
Yeah pimpin' don't put your fingers on my glass!
Got a two lane bowling ally up in the truck
And on the other side a bed if she want to get stuck
Clap off lights when you get an affection
Clap on lights when you findin' protection
Now where iin the wide wide world of gator
Can you ever find a truck with a plush elevator?

House real big
Cars real big
Belly real big
Everything real big
Rims real big
Pockets real big
Rings real big
Let me tell you how I live

Here I come so, so right (Right on!)
In the shoes so, so wide (Dynamite!)
Hey y'all peep the outfit
Wait a minute, hold up just a bit (Back up, workin' with a monster)
Now everybody knows I got the shiniest clothes
Y'all still doin' little league and I'm in the pros
Then white boys go wild "He's my idol"
And black boys say "Dude holdin' the title"
As the king of the south
Work it in and out
And dude still pimp white teeth up in his mouth
I'm the truth from the book shawty, what you want to see?
I ain't gotta get money man, money get me
Yeah, pimpin' still blindin' (bling!)
Keep a Steve Harvey linin' (Edgin' up)
And I'm leather reclinin' (Laid back)
With the music Alpinin'

House real big
Cars real big
Belly real big
Everything real big
Rims real big
Pockets real big
Rings real big
Let me tell you how I live

Move, lil' one I ain't playin'
Land in the projects in a big jet plane
Roll out in a old blue Chevy van
With your baby mamma cookin' rookie 'cause I can
I do it on the real
Your broad jockin' stunna grill
I do it on the real
Your broad jockin' stunna grill
'Bout to clown put it down y'all still my girls
Show all y'all shorties how to do donuts
Round and round and round (Skkrrrt! Stop!)
This the part where I give my phone number to all the girls that's hot
Dial 976 that outside dick
Or 874 shorty show me how it go
Have you ever seen a big stretch truck like that?
Now have you ever seen a big broad but like that?
Budonkadonk all out of her pants
With a bowlegged cowboy stance

House real big
Cars real big
Belly real big
Everything real big
Rims real big
Pockets real big




Rings real big
Let me tell you how I live

Overall Meaning

The lyrics of Chamillionaire's song The Real are all about living life in excess. The opening lines of the song emphasize the theme of bigness with the repetition of the word "big" in reference to the singer's house, cars, belly, everything, rims, pockets, and rings. The song continues to describe the luxurious lifestyle of the wealthy protagonist, with lines about his 24s, gangsta, pimp, and stunnas.


The singer is established as the king of the hood, and everything in his life is made of wood, to the extent that his truck looks like a forest. He has a state-of-the-art sound system in his vehicle that can shake the ground, a fish tank in the middle of his dash, a two-lane bowling alley, and a bed if someone wants to get "stuck." The lyrics describe him as a "real Big Tymer" who has a plush elevator in his truck.


The song goes on to emphasize that the singer is the "king of the south" who is always blindin', keeps a Steve Harvey lining, and leather reclining. He is the truth from the book, and he does it all on the real. The singer is portrayed as confident and unapologetic about his wealth, flaunting it in every way possible.


Line by Line Meaning

House real big
I have a large house


Cars real big
I own big cars


Belly real big
I am overweight


Everything real big
Everything I own is huge


Rims real big
I have large rims on my car


Pockets real big
I have a lot of money


Rings real big
I wear big rings


Let me tell you how I live
I am going to explain my extravagant lifestyle


Like that buy that 24's ride that
I buy and ride the latest cars with 24-inch rims


Ladies, Gentlemen, Gangstas, Pimps, Mammas, Daddy's, Stunnas, Shiners
Everyone can appreciate my lifestyle


I'm rich bitch, I'm a real Big Tymer
I am wealthy and successful


King of the hood, everything wood
I am the top dog in my neighborhood and everything I own is made of wood


Look like a forest in the truck and I'm a put
My truck is so full of wood that it looks like a forest and I will continue to add more


Matchin' cassette
I have a matching wood-trimmed cassette tape player in my truck


Big open deck, hardwood floors in that thing that connect
My truck has a large, open deck area and hardwood floors that connect to the main cabin


From the front to the back, try to top that
My truck is impressive from every angle


Six 15's beatin' hard in the deck
My truck has a sound system with six 15-inch subwoofers, which produce a loud bass


Push that button, microwave oven
My truck has a built-in microwave oven that can be controlled by pushing a button


I'm just gettin' started player, you ain't seen nothin'
I have many more extravagant features that I have not even mentioned yet


"Is that a fish tank, bra, in the middle of the dash?"
There is indeed a fish tank in the middle of my truck's dashboard


Yeah pimpin' don't put your fingers on my glass!
Don't touch the glass covering the fish tank, please


Got a two lane bowling ally up in the truck
My truck has a two-lane bowling alley in it


And on the other side a bed if she want to get stuck
There is also a bed on the other side of the truck, in case someone wants to have sex on it


Clap off lights when you get an affection
You can turn off the truck's lights by clapping your hands, which can come in handy during romantic moments


Clap on lights when you findin' protection
Clap again and the lights will come back on, which could be a useful safety feature


Now where iin the wide wide world of gator
I'm not sure where else you could find a truck as extravagant as mine


Can you ever find a truck with a plush elevator?
My truck even has a plush elevator in it


Here I come so, so right (Right on!)
I look great


In the shoes so, so wide (Dynamite!)
My shoes are bright and spectacular


Hey y'all peep the outfit
Check out my clothes and how they look


Wait a minute, hold up just a bit (Back up, workin' with a monster)
Wait and give me some space, I am working with something impressive here


Now everybody knows I got the shiniest clothes
My clothes are very shiny and attractive


Y'all still doin' little league and I'm in the pros
You are all still amateurs and I am a professional


Then white boys go wild "He's my idol"
White guys are amazed by me and consider me their idol


And black boys say "Dude holdin' the title"
Black guys think I am the best


As the king of the south
I am the most important person in the southern United States


Work it in and out
I am doing well in every area of my life


And dude still pimp white teeth up in his mouth
I have white teeth and look cool


I'm the truth from the book shawty, what you want to see?
I am incredibly successful and can prove it


I ain't gotta get money man, money get me
I am so rich that money comes to me


Yeah, pimpin' still blindin' (bling!)
I still have a lot of jewellery that shines


Keep a Steve Harvey linin' (Edgin' up)
I keep my hairline looking sharp, like the comedian Steve Harvey


And I'm leather reclinin' (Laid back)
I am sitting back and relaxing in my leather chair


With the music Alpinin'
I am listening to great music while I relax


Move, lil' one I ain't playin'
Get out of my way


Land in the projects in a big jet plane
I arrived in a big private jet even though I am in a low-income neighbourhood


Roll out in a old blue Chevy van
I leave the airport in a blue Chevrolet minivan


With your baby mamma cookin' rookie 'cause I can
I am cooking food with someone's partner just because I can


I do it on the real
I am living my extravagant life in reality


Your broad jockin' stunna grill
Your girlfriend admires me for my fancy teeth


'Bout to clown put it down y'all still my girls
I am about to entertain, and all the women there are interested in me


Show all y'all shorties how to do donuts
I am going to show everyone how to do donuts in a car


Round and round and round (Skkrrrt! Stop!)
I will keep spinning the car and suddenly brake, which is very impressive


This the part where I give my phone number to all the girls that's hot
This is where I take the opportunity to give my number to any attractive women around me


Dial 976 that outside dick
Call me anytime you need something


Or 874 shorty show me how it go
Or text me a sexy photo or video


Have you ever seen a big stretch truck like that?
Have you ever seen a truck this big and impressive?


Now have you ever seen a big broad but like that?
Have you ever seen a woman with a big butt like hers?


Budonkadonk all out of her pants
Her butt is so big that it is spilling out of her pants


With a bowlegged cowboy stance
She is standing with her legs apart like a cowboy




Lyrics © Universal Music Publishing Group
Written by: Byron O. Thomas

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Matthew Dompreh

this song goes too hard

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