My Boomerang Won't Come Back
Charlie Drake Lyrics


Jump to: Overall Meaning ↴  Line by Line Meaning ↴

In the bad bad lands of Australia many years ago
The Aborigine tribes were meeting, having a big pow-wow

We've got a lot of trouble Chief
On account of your son Mac
My boy Mac, why? What's wrong with him?
My boomerang won't come back
Your boomerang won't come back?
My boomerang won't come back
My boomerang won't come back
I've waved the thing all over the place
Practiced 'til I was black in the face
I'm a big disgrace to the Aborigine race
My boomerang won't back
I can ride a kangaroo (yeah, yeah)
Make kangaroo stew (yeah, yeah)
But I'm a big disgrace to the Aborigine race
My boomerang won't back
They banished him from the tribes' lair and sent him on his way
He had a backless boomerang, so here he could not stay

This is nice, isn't it?
Getting banished at my time a life
What a way to spend an evening
Sittin' on a rock in the middle of the desert
With me boomerang in me hand
I should very likely get bushwhacked
Get out of here
Nasty bushwhackin' animal
Think I'll make a nice cup of tea
Good gracious
There goes a kangaroo
I must have practice with me boomerang
Hey, right behind the left elbow, then slowly back
If you throw that thing at me
I'll jump right on your head
Ain't it marvelous?
Got a land full of kangaroos
And I'd a pick that one

For three long months he sat there, or maybe it was four
Then an old old man in a kangaroo skin came a-knockin' at his door

I'm the local witch doctor, son
They call me Joe Joseph Black
Now tell me, what's your trouble, boy?
My boomerang won't come back
Your boomerang won't come back?
My boomerang won't come back
My boomerang won't come back
I've waved the thing all over the place
Practiced 'til I was black in the face
I'm a big disgrace to the Aborigine race
My boomerang won't back
Don't worry, boy
I know the trick and to you I'm gonna show it
If you want your boomerang to come back
Well, first you've got to throw it
Oh yes, never thought of that, daddy will be pleased
Must have a girl, hmm
Excuse me
Now then, slowly back and throw

Oh my God
I've hit the flying doctor
Can you do firt aid?
Don't talk to me about first days, boy
You owe me fourteen chickens
You know what I mean?
Learnt you to throw the boomerang
You know, first things first




Yes, I know that, but I mean
I think, on this occasion, you know you could be a bit more

Overall Meaning

" My Boomerang Won't Come Back" is a humorous song by English comedian and singer Charlie Drake. It tells the story of an Aboriginal man named Mac, who is facing trouble due to his boomerang not coming back to him after he throws it. The story is set in the badlands of Australia, where the Aborigine tribes hold a big pow-wow. After realizing that Mac's boomerang is not working, the chief banishes him from the tribe.


Mac is left alone with his boomerang in the middle of the Australian desert. He tries many times to make the boomerang come back, but it doesn't. He even tries to make a cup of tea in the process. Later, an old man in a kangaroo skin visits him and offers to help him make the boomerang come back. He shows him how to throw the boomerang properly, and Mac finally succeeds in making it come back to him, but he hits the flying doctor instead.


The song is an amusing parody on the boomerang, a weapon and tool that is considered to be iconic of Aboriginal culture, folklore, and technology. The lyrics poke fun at the idea of the boomerang being a useful tool for hunting and warfare. The song became popular when it was released in 1961 and reached the top of the UK charts.


Line by Line Meaning

In the bad bad lands of Australia many years ago
A long time ago in Australia, a place that was rough and challenging


The Aborigine tribes were meeting, having a big pow-wow
The Aboriginal tribes were having an important gathering


We've got a lot of trouble Chief
We have a big problem, Chief


On account of your son Mac
It's because of your son, Mac


My boy Mac, why? What's wrong with him?
Why your son, Mac? What's going on with him?


My boomerang won't come back
My boomerang won't return to me


Your boomerang won't come back?
Your boomerang doesn't return?


My boomerang won't come back
My boomerang won't come back


My boomerang won't come back
My boomerang won't return to me


I've waved the thing all over the place
I've tried everything I know to get it to return


Practiced 'til I was black in the face
I've practiced so much, I'm exhausted


I'm a big disgrace to the Aborigine race
I'm making our people look bad


My boomerang won't back
My boomerang won't return


I can ride a kangaroo (yeah, yeah)
I'm skilled enough to ride a kangaroo


Make kangaroo stew (yeah, yeah)
I can cook kangaroo meat to make stew


But I'm a big disgrace to the Aborigine race
But I'm still making our people look bad


My boomerang won't back
My boomerang won't return


They banished him from the tribes' lair and sent him on his way
The tribe kicked him out of their gathering


He had a backless boomerang, so here he could not stay
He had a faulty boomerang, so he couldn't stay with the tribe


This is nice, isn't it?
This situation is great, isn't it?


Getting banished at my time a life
Being kicked out at this point in my life


What a way to spend an evening
What a great way to spend an evening


Sittin' on a rock in the middle of the desert
Sitting on a rock in the middle of nowhere


With me boomerang in me hand
Holding onto my boomerang


I should very likely get bushwhacked
I should be careful not to get attacked by animals


Get out of here
Leave this place


Nasty bushwhackin' animal
Dangerous animal hiding in the bushes


Think I'll make a nice cup of tea
I'm going to make a cup of tea


Good gracious
Oh my goodness


There goes a kangaroo
A kangaroo just jumped by


I must have practice with me boomerang
I need to practice with my boomerang


Hey, right behind the left elbow, then slowly back
I throw it by pulling it back slowly behind my left elbow


If you throw that thing at me I'll jump right on your head
If you throw that at me, I'll attack you


Ain't it marvelous?
Isn't it wonderful?


Got a land full of kangaroos
We have a lot of kangaroos here


And I'd a pick that one
And I picked that one to practice with


For three long months he sat there, or maybe it was four
He was stuck there for three or four months


Then an old old man in a kangaroo skin came a-knockin' at his door
An old man wearing kangaroo skin arrived at his location


I'm the local witch doctor, son
I'm the local medicine man, young man


They call me Joe Joseph Black
My name is Joe Joseph Black


Now tell me, what's your trouble, boy?
Tell me what's bothering you, young man?


My boomerang won't come back
My boomerang won't return to me


Your boomerang won't come back?
Your boomerang won't return?


My boomerang won't come back
My boomerang won't return to me


My boomerang won't come back
My boomerang won't return to me


I've waved the thing all over the place
I tried throwing it from different angles


Practiced 'til I was black in the face
I've practiced so much that my face turned black from exhaustion


I'm a big disgrace to the Aborigine race
I'm making our people look bad


My boomerang won't back
My boomerang won't return


Don't worry, boy
Don't worry, young man


I know the trick and to you I'm gonna show it
I know how to fix it, and I'll show you how


If you want your boomerang to come back
If you want your boomerang to return


Well, first you've got to throw it
You have to throw it first


Oh yes, never thought of that, daddy will be pleased
Oh yes, I never thought of that. My father will be happy


Must have a girl, hmm
I need to find a girl, maybe


Excuse me
Excuse me


Now then, slowly back and throw
So, pull it back slowly and then throw it


Oh my God
Oh my goodness


I've hit the flying doctor
I've accidentally hit the flying doctor


Can you do firt aid?
Can you do first aid?


Don't talk to me about first days, boy
Don't talk to me about first aid, young man


You owe me fourteen chickens
You have to give me fourteen chickens as payment


You know what I mean?
Do you understand?


Learnt you to throw the boomerang
I taught you how to throw the boomerang


You know, first things first
You have to prioritize


Yes, I know that, but I mean
Yes, I understand, but what I'm trying to say is


I think, on this occasion, you know you could be a bit more
I think you could be a bit more helpful this time




Lyrics © O/B/O APRA AMCOS
Written by: Charles Drake, Max Diamond

Lyrics Licensed & Provided by LyricFind
To comment on or correct specific content, highlight it

Genre not found
Artist not found
Album not found
Song not found
Most interesting comments from YouTube:

@laranaries4225

I grew up in Cook, in the middle of the Nullarbor.
The black fellas out there loved this!
They thought it was bloody hilarious!

It was an insult...a friendly bit of banter.
Said with affection.
If an Aussie doesn't insult you in jest, then he truly doesn't like you.

Thats OUR culture - and its what gave us our famous easy going nature.
Sadly, my culture is dying out in this woke world these days.



@fab60s64

I have great memories of living with the Aboriginals in the desert and then I went through Arnhem land.
I would go fishing with the Aboriginals and they taught me how to catch shrip with my feet,,,sometimes we would also use gum leaves to catch shrip.
we would then use the shrip as bait to catch bigger fish we called muddies.
It was a great adventure and i learnt so much about people and nature.
we use to eat fish , lizards, all kinds of things and i would often swim with crocodiles ,, "freshies" you dont swim with salties. .
it was a wonderful time of my life .
now i dont get to go anywhere but aldi or woolies! !!!!
life has become so Dull!
😆



All comments from YouTube:

@TralfazConstruction

The sound effects are precious. This song was huge when I was a kid. My father turned up the volume if we were listening in the car and my little brother's face would light up as he was listening in his car seat.

@monaturcott9650

I am now 71 years and still love this song. And I still have the little 45 record. Bless your soul Charlie. I still hope that boomerang comes back to you one day.

@sealyoness

Good for you! Still got the 45!

@JoystickDivision

Turns out that boomerang did come back.
Towards the end of this clip.

https://youtu.be/aFKKyt3dMiA

@berylwilliams4067

I'm 76, and this record was among those I got for Christmas with our first Dansette record player that replaced dad's huge sideboard of a wireless. I still have the record along with the others, but this is the only one I play. Thank goodness for Charlie Drake. We're not even allowed to laugh at ourselves any more, but who cares 😂

@cucuca7281

Same here! Got the 45

@elwoodsmom

''Don't talk to me about first aid, boy, you owe me 14 chickens.'' hysterical.

@maria_09876

Agreed lol, can’t say it today though. I actually had occasion to mention that last me to Will Spence when he owed me money. You owe me 10 chickens! His answer raw or cooked lol I said cooked. He still owes me 6 cooked chickens hahahahaha

@Phaze316

I LOVE THIS SONG! Was one of my favorite songs as a child. I hope I can visit Australia one day. Beautiful country.

@ivanolsen8596

I do hope you got to do it.

More Comments

More Versions