No Good
Chase and Status (feat. plan b) Lyrics

I'll stab you in the eye, yo,
I will harm you in a severe way by jabbing a pointed pen into your eye.

With a fucking biro
Using the same pen that you have just used to sign your unemployment benefit cheque

The same fucking biro you just used to sign your giro,
Using the same pen that you have just used to sign your unemployment benefit cheque

You fucking wino
You are a heavy drinker and this act of violence will be a common occurrence for you.

Don't fucking cross my line, yo,
Do not cross and provoke me as I will react firmly.

I'll hit you so hard your arse will hit the floor in Cairo.
You will be struck with such power that you will collapse on the ground hard and painfully. The impact will send you to a faraway place like Cairo, Egypt.

I know
I have the knowledge and capability to hurt you.

How to take your life and make you die, yo,
I am aware and skilled at causing fatal injury to you.

So watch your fucking step and where you place your fucking eyes bro.
Be careful of your actions and avoid provoking me with disrespectful behaviors.

I fight loads,
I have engaged in many fights and brawls.

Heavy though I look like a light load, I bite bro.
Although I may appear lightweight, I can skillfully harm and attack.

I wont sink my teeth into you twice but thrice, bro
I will not bite you twice, but will go even further and do so three times.

It ain't nice, bro like when you got lice bro.
This experience will not be enjoyable for you, much like the discomfort of having lice.

I'm ice cold, like a mother fucking ice pole. Don't make me tell you twice bro.
I am emotionless and unfeeling in my actions, and I will not repeat a command or warning.

Live-o, I'm live-o,
I am living in the moment and exuding vitality.

Sideshow, I'm phsyco
I am a showman who can appear erratic and dangerous.

Bad, but not in the same way as Michael
I am dangerous and skilled, but not in the same manner as Michael Jackson.

I'm archetypal
I represent a classic, recognized example of a rapper.

Shameless like that guy from Grand Disciple's.
I am unashamed and unapologetic for my actions, much like a character from the TV show Grand Disciple's.

Hi all.
Greetings to everyone.

My names Ben like Nigel.
My name is Ben, just like the name Nigel.

I'm sick enough to start
I am talented and skilled enough to succeed.

Shit and hit hard like I spit bars pick up a dart and stab you in your eyeball.
My lyrics and rhymes are impactful and can harm or hurt like a sharp dart to the eye.

When I ride mics I ride them on my lonesome,
I perform and excel without assistance or other musicians.

The best thing since sliced bread my lyrics them are wholesome.
I am highly skilled and regarded, much like the popular invention of sliced bread.

I don't need no-one else when I rap
I do not require the assistance of others to perform my music.

Taking up room on my track, if they ain't good to me.
I do not want mediocre performers or those who do not benefit my music.

That's no good to me,
That does not help or benefit me.

I don't no need nobody.
I do not require anyone's assistance.

(That's no good to me.)
That is unhelpful and not useful to me.

Don't need no-one
I do not require the assistance of others.

That's no good to me.
That does not benefit or assist me.

I'll never stop rhyming, like
I will continue to perform and excel in rap music.

I aint the silent type.
I am not someone who is quiet and reserved.

I'm the violent type
I am someone who is prone to violence and aggression.

With a vicious bite like Iron Mike's.
I can attack and harm with force similar to the former boxer Mike Tyson.

Fuck the Isle of Wight - could never live the quiet life,
I do not want to live a calm and reserved life, much like the peaceful island of Isle of Wight.

I'm too used to drunken nights that end in fights and ultraviolet lights.
I am more accustomed to wild party nights that often end with physical altercations and glowing UV lights.

So pass me a glass of ice and fill it up with liquor,
Provide me with a cold glass of alcohol.

Make sure you make it a double so I get drunk quicker.
Pour a double shot to speed up my intoxication.

Only drink spirits, don't give a fuck about my liver;
I only consume strong alcoholic beverages and don't care about the health of my liver.

The only reason I don't drink pints is 'cause I'm trying to watch my figure.
I am avoiding consuming beer so as to watch my weight.

I'm an angry little man with a
I am a small man who is often agitated and angry.

Plan who just don't give a damn, pissed at God 'cause he won't make my dick bigger.
I do not care much about anything, and I blame God for not giving me a bigger penis.

Am I real or am I just a thick wigger?
I am unsure if my personality is authentic or if I am trying too hard to adopt the culture of another race.

Fuck what you think, I'll still smoke you like a cigger'.
I don't care about your opinion, and I can still defeat and harm you with ease.

Watch cats cotch back, cock back, pull the trigger,
Watch people load and prepare to fire a gun.

Trigger,
The action of firing a gun.

Pow!
The sound of a gun being fired.

I'm too sick to give a
I am too skilled and talented to care about those who want to harm or criticize me.

Shit about mans who want to see me down and out man.
I am annoyed and frustrated with those who are hoping for my failure or defeat.

I'm stirring up bare shit without a doubt man.
I am causing and creating a lot of disruption and controversy.

I'm representing rap like it's supposed to be:
I am the epitome of rap music as it is meant to be.

Spit bars so harsh you can't cope with me.
My performance and rhymes are so intense and powerful that it is difficult to match or face.

That's how its supposed to be.
This is how rap music is intended to be performed.

You can't cope with B.
You are unable to match or handle my performance and rhymes.

I'm real sick of hearing these pricks talk shit,
I am tired and annoyed of listening to people who speak negatively about me.

Just 'cause they roll with a clique, think they won't get their throats slit.
Some people believe that they are invincible and protected just because they are part of a group.

I make blood drip,
I cause harm and injury to others.

Every lyric I spit
Each word and sentence of my rhymes and performance.

Leaving MCs deader than the skin on my dick.
My rhymes and performance are so powerful that they defeat and harm other rappers. The skin on my penis is dry and dead.

(Oh shit!)
An expression of surprise.

That's why I laugh when they start talking out their arse bout how this phase will pass
I find it amusing when people predict that my success will fade.

Quote 'Plan B will never last.'
People often say that I will not have long-lasting success.

That's why I chuckle when they get signed then they buckle,
I find it comical when performers who speak negatively about me experience similar struggles and criticism.

'cause they cant take the pressure never the less I still laugh.
Many performers cannot handle the pressure and controversy that accompany the rap music industry. Despite this, I still find it humorous.

Believe I ain't no quitter, nor would I be bitter if my label dropped me I'd just go on sicker,
I am not one to give up or become resentful if my music label dismissed me. Instead, I would continue to perform better and more skilled than before.

change my name to Kunt
In the unlikely case that I need to rebrand myself, I would change my name to Kunt.

With a capital K,
The K in the name Kunt would be capitalized.

Like kids today I'll just spray abuse in your fucking face like a fat kid who's had no lunch.
In a similar manner to today's youth, I will deliver nasty and disrespectful insults to my opponents. This is like an overweight child who has become aggressive and irritable due to his hunger.

Throw a punch, make your nose crunch and your lip bust so blood shines off your lips boss,
I will strike and harm you physically, breaking your nose and causing your lips to bleed.

Like you were wearing lip glos.
The blood on your lips will appear shiny and vibrant, resembling the appearance of lip gloss.

I shit not.
I am not joking or exaggerating. I am serious.

I'm a one man clan, one man band,
I am able to perform and excel in rap music alone, without the need of a group or other musicians.

Just gimmme one mic and one mic stand, one guitar for me to strum with my right hand.
All I need is one microphone and one guitar to perform impressively.

The same right hand that'll pick up a knife and start to slice mans,
The same right hand that is used skillfully in music can also be used to harm and attack others with a knife.

Make them die a painful death such as a slow one, 'cause I don't need no-one
I will slow down the harm and pain I cause to ensure the most suffering. I do not require someone else to assist me.

And that's the way of it,
This is the reality and nature of my performance and personality.

Although I'm only spraying shit just for the sake of saying it
Even though I may only be insulting and boasting for the sake of doing so, my words are still powerful and impactful.

So you know I don't play and shit.
I am serious and not playing games or joking.

I'm thinking dark thoughts everyday and shit.
My mind often dwells on negative and violent thoughts.

Now what's my fucking name?
Can you remember or pronounce my name correctly, as I have just introduced myself.

Da da da ding da da da ding ding ding my name's Plan B and I rap 'n' sing sing sing.
My name is Plan B and I am skilled at both rapping and singing.

That's no good to me.
That does not benefit or assist me.

(That's no good to me.)
That is unhelpful and not useful to me.

That's no good to me,
That does not help or benefit me.