His work consists mainly of short-form self-directed "monologues about life" shot in his grandparents' home. As of March 2008, Crocker's videos have received a combined 45.8 million plays on MySpace, and his vlog channel on YouTube is the 18th most viewed of all time in all categories, with over 153 million views. Although he has produced dozens of videos, Crocker gained international fame from his viral video tearfully defending Britney Spears's "lackluster MTV comeback" with over four million views in two days. The video received international media attention, hundreds of parodies, criticism and generated death threats for the androgynous performer.
Crocker's detractors and critics have accused him of narcissism, melodramatics, histrionics, and using Spears' personal shortcomings to bolster his own fame. Others have accused Crocker of acting in the "Leave Britney Alone" video, although he insisted it was a genuine on a September 2007 appearance on Maury Povich's Maury show.
In September 2007 Variety magazine revealed Crocker had signed a development deal with 44 Blue Productions to star in a documentary-style reality television show.
On September 19, 2008 Crocker released his first single "Mind In the Gutter" from his debut album Turned On set for release in January 2009. It has yet to be confirmed if he is signed to a label or not.
Best of Both Worlds
Chris Crocker Lyrics
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‘It’s Chris Crocker ...
(It’s so hard to play guitar with these press-on nails!)’
What is gonna happen when my legs are uncrossed?
Just like New York City, oh, the ball’s gonna drop ...
(I am missing misleading and I will never get caught)
DO ya want THIS? (want it, want it)
DO ya want CHRIS? (want it, want it)
Now I’m gettin’ rowdy as my knees hit the ground
He never knew what hit him when the lights were kept down ...
I’m flirtin’ with his world
He thinks I’m his girl,
but there’s more than meets the eye
Football and shiny pearls..
It’s the best of both worlds
And it’s all between my thighs..
Let’s go to a church and then I’ll show them my split ...
(I will pray to God that they don’t see this big clit)
Twirlin’ my blonde hair
Girls like me are everywhere ...
(Damsels in distress with some more flesh and more flare)
DO ya want THIS? (want it, want it)
Do you want CHRIS? (want it, want it)
Now I’m gettin’ pouty as my knees hit the ground
He never knew what BIT him ...
Turn that frown upside down ...
I’m just another.. hopeless romantic
Using my ploys to get the boys
What’s the difference if you find me attractive?
Ask yourself what you want ...
I’m flirtin’ with his world
He thinks I’m his girl,
but there’s more than meets the eye
Football and shiny pearls ...
It’s the best of both worlds-
And it’s all between my thighs ...
The lyrics to Chris Crocker's song "Best of Both Worlds" explore themes of gender identity, sexuality, and societal expectations. The opening lines set the tone for the song with Crocker's spoken word introduction where he mentions how hard it is to play the guitar with press-on nails. This line is significant because it highlights the societal expectations placed on people to conform to certain gender norms.
The chorus of the song questions whether people want the persona that Crocker presents, emphasizing the performer's desire to be wanted and accepted. Moving into the verse, Crocker sings about how people constantly stare at him, but he feels like a "big fraud" because he is not who they expect him to be. He describes how he is "missing, misleading, and will never get caught," which highlights his decision to present himself in a way that may not align with societal expectations.
Towards the end of the song, Crocker sings about being a "hopeless romantic" who is simply using his charm to get the boys. This lyric is significant as it alludes to the idea that gender expression is often performative, and people may use certain societal expectations to their advantage. The song ends with Crocker singing about the "best of both worlds" and it being "all between [his] thighs," which further emphasizes the idea that gender identity and expression can be complex and layered.
Line by Line Meaning
What is gonna happen when my legs are uncrossed?
I am sexually ambiguous and when people see me without any barriers, what will they think or do?
Just like New York City, oh, the ball’s gonna drop ...
Just like the New York City ball dropping to signal the New Year, something big is going to happen.
All these men keep staring, but I’m just a big fraud ...
I feel like a fake because these men are attracted to me, but I'm hiding something.
(I am missing misleading and I will never get caught)
I enjoy misleading people about my true identity, and I am confident that I won't be exposed.
DO ya want THIS? (want it, want it)
Do you want the same life and experiences as mine?
DO ya want CHRIS? (want it, want it)
Do you want to be me and have the success that I have?
Now I’m gettin’ rowdy as my knees hit the ground
I am getting excited as I get into a sexual position.
He never knew what hit him when the lights were kept down ...
I caught him off-guard with my sexual advances when the lights were turned off.
I’m flirtin’ with his world
I am seducing him and making him think that we are in a relationship.
He thinks I’m his girl,
He believes that I am his partner and that we have a committed relationship.
but there’s more than meets the eye
However, there is more to me than what he sees on the surface.
Football and shiny pearls..
I enjoy both masculine and feminine things, such as sports and jewelry.
It’s the best of both worlds
Having both masculine and feminine traits is ideal for me.
And it’s all between my thighs..
My sexual identity lies between my legs.
Let’s go to a church and then I’ll show them my split ...
I want to show off my flexibility and sexuality in a place that is considered socially conservative.
(I will pray to God that they don’t see this big clit)
I hope that people don't judge me or discriminate against me for my body parts that don't fit traditional gender roles.
Twirlin’ my blonde hair
I am playing up my feminine attributes to get attention from men.
Girls like me are everywhere ...
There are many people like me who defy traditional gender roles and expectations.
(Damsels in distress with some more flesh and more flare)
We are often stereotyped as helpless, but we have unique qualities that make us more attractive and interesting.
Now I’m gettin’ pouty as my knees hit the ground
I am starting to feel sorry for myself as I engage in sexual activity.
He never knew what BIT him ...
He was not expecting to be bitten or seduced by me.
Turn that frown upside down ...
I need to cheer up and make the best of my situation, even if I feel misunderstood or judged.
I’m just another.. hopeless romantic
I am someone who is looking for love and fulfillment, even if that involves defying traditional gender roles and expectations.
Using my ploys to get the boys
I use my unique qualities and tactics to attract men and get their attention.
What’s the difference if you find me attractive?
My sexuality and identity should not define me, and people should not judge me based solely on these characteristics.
Ask yourself what you want ...
People should look beyond outward appearances and consider what truly makes them happy and fulfilled.
I’m flirtin’ with his world
I am trying to fit into the traditional gender roles and expectations of my partner.
But there’s more than meets the eye
However, I am not limited by these traditional roles and expectations, and have unique qualities that make me who I am.
Football and shiny pearls ...
I enjoy both masculine and feminine things, and am not limited by traditional gender roles and expectations.
It’s the best of both worlds-
Having both masculine and feminine traits is ideal for me, and allows me to be my true self.
And it’s all between my thighs ...
My sexuality and identity are part of me, but do not define me and my unique qualities.
Contributed by Max C. Suggest a correction in the comments below.