Vanity
Christina Aguilera [Madame X] Lyrics

I'm not cocky
I'm not full of myself

Mirror mirror on the wall Who's the fliest bitch of them all?
Looking at myself in the mirror, I believe I am the hottest girl around.

Never mind, I am That bitch is so fucking pretty Yeah I am If I were her, I would kiss me (muah!) Hey
Actually I don't need the mirror to tell me, I'm already aware of my beauty, and even if I were another girl, I would still fall for myself.

Mirror mirror on the wall Hit up Prince Charming, tell him give me a call Never mind, screw him 'Cause I found somebody better Never mind, screw him I make myself so much wetter (wetter, wetter)
In the past, I wished for a perfect lover, but now I don't need him anymore. Actually I am better alone, because I give myself the pleasure I need.

Everyday I see myself I love me even more (it's me I adore) Ain't nobody got shit on me I'm the best for sure (I should be l'amour)
Actually, I'm my own crush. And nobody can match my beauty and awesomeness.

V is for Vanity Every time I look at me I turn myself on yeah I turn myself on yeah V is for Vanity (what) Thank you Mum and Daddy 'cause I turn myself on yeah (yeah) I turn myself on Get into it
The letter V is for Vanity: when I look at myself, I get turned on. I owe this self-love to my parents because they created me like this. It's a good thing, so everybody should understand and like it too.

Mirror mirror on the wall Who's the sexiest of them all? Never mind I am (I am) Oh, she's so hot and sexy Yeah I am (that's right) No-no-no wonder she's cocky, ow, huh
I'm wondering whom the mirror thinks is the sexiest, but of course it's me, I already know it. I am incredibly attractive and that's why I'm so confident.

Mirror mirror on the wall They call me stuck up, but I'm not at all Never mind, I am (I am) It's not my fault I'm the shit Yeah I am I am, and I'm a bad ass bitch, hey
Some people say I'm conceited, but I am not. I just can't help being perfect. I rule, I'm the best, I'm the bad ass bitch.

No regrets (no regrets) Get into it No apologies (no apologies) And now I take myself to be my lawfully wedded bitch
I don't regret who I am, I am proud of it. I don't need to apologize for being self-obsessed. Actually, I'm marrying myself, so get used to it!

All the girls say Yeah I'm vain, so what, so what All the boys say Yeah I'm vain, so what, so what All the girls say Yeah we're vain, so what, so what Everybody say Yeah we're vain, so what, and what Whoa
Girls and boys alike agree that it's okay to be vain. We all feel that way, and nobody needs to judge us for it.

Where's my queens? Who ain't supreme? Let me hear you scream Whoa, oh And they make you see lips on Going strong Let us not forget Who owns the throne? (You do mommy)
I am addressing all the girls who are as royal and supreme as I am: let's scream together. We are united and independent, and we are in charge of everything. Don't forget, I'm the queen here!