Here Comes Caesar The Dog Whisperer
Christine Lavin Lyrics


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Here comes Caesar the Dog Whisperer
good dogs clap and wag their tails
bad dogs know the jig is up
they might be headed for puppy dog jail

bad dogs must accept the fact
you're not the leader of the pack
We pay the rent
We buy the food
To think you're in charge is ridiculously rude

Here comes Caesar the Dog Whisperer
Kittycats you better look away
you might be cute in your puss n boots
dreaming about Cheryl Wheeler's cat's birthday

But you don't act excited when we walk in the door
you think playing fetch is one big bore
someday they'll be a cat whisperer
you can ignore
but today is not that day!

Here comes Caesar the dog whisperer
Caesar the dog whisperer
Caesar the dog whisperer is on his way

So stay
Stay
Stay





Bad dog

Overall Meaning

behavior can often lead to frustration and stress for both the dog and the owner. In Christine Lavin's song "Here Comes Caesar The Dog Whisperer," she introduces the infamous "Caesar," who is known for his unique ability to communicate with dogs and assist their owners in correcting bad behavior. As Caesar approaches, good dogs can't help but show their affection and joy, while bad dogs know they might be facing some consequences.


The lyrics highlight the idea that dogs must recognize who is in charge in their household. They must accept that their owners pay the rent, buy the food, and are ultimately the leaders of the household. It is ridiculous for a dog to think they are in charge, and Caesar's presence reminds them of that fact. The song also compares the difference between dogs and cats, as cats often have a more independent and aloof nature, while dogs crave attention and affection from their owners.


Lavin's use of humor and wit shines through in this song, and the playful tone of the lyrics and melody make it a catchy and enjoyable tune. Overall, the song serves as a reminder that good behavior and respect for authority are vital for pets and their owners to thrive in a healthy and happy household.


Line by Line Meaning

Here comes Caesar the Dog Whisperer
Caesar, the expert in dog behavior, is arriving.


good dogs clap and wag their tails
Well-behaved dogs show their excitement and happiness by wagging their tails and clapping their paws.


bad dogs know the jig is up
Unruly dogs realize that their wrongful behavior has been recognized and stopped.


they might be headed for puppy dog jail
Their disobedience might lead to them being punished, retrained, or confined.


bad dogs must accept the fact
Disobedient dogs need to acknowledge the truth of their inferiority.


you're not the leader of the pack
Dogs must recognize their owners as their leaders in the household hierarchy.


We pay the rent
Owners emphasize that they provide shelter and sustenance for dogs.


We buy the food
Owners point out that they provide the dogs' necessities, not the other way around.


To think you're in charge is ridiculously rude
It is preposterous for dogs to assume that they are in control of the household.


Kittycats you better look away
Cats are advised to avert their attention.


you might be cute in your puss n boots
Cats may look fetching with their boots and hat, but it won't impress a dog.


dreaming about Cheryl Wheeler's cat's birthday
Cats may be lost in daydreaming about little trivialities like Cheryl Wheeler's cat's birthday.


But you don't act excited when we walk in the door
Cats aren't enthusiastic when their owners come home, unlike dogs.


you think playing fetch is one big bore
Cats find games like fetch unnecessary and trivial.


someday they'll be a cat whisperer
There may be an expert like Caesar who can handle cats' behavior in the future.


you can ignore
But that time isn't now, and so pet owners should keep watching their cats' unruly behavior.


but today is not that day!
That day of the cat whisperer's arrival is not today, so pet owners must keep a close eye on their feline friends.


Here comes Caesar the dog whisperer
Caesar, the expert in dog behavior, is arriving.


Caesar the dog whisperer
Caesar is a person who can talk, train, and understand dogs.


Caesar the dog whisperer is on his way
Caesar is en route to help dog owners improve their pets' behavior.


So stay
Dogs must stay calm and obedient around Caesar.


Stay
The repetition of the command highlights the importance of obedience to Caesar.


Stay
Another repetition of the command to emphasize its importance.


Stay
A final repetition of the command to ensure obedience to Caesar's methods.


Bad dog
A command to naughty dogs to acknowledge their wrongful behavior.




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