Caught Up
Chubb Rock featuring Hitman Howie Tee Lyrics

Well i'm nimble
I am quick and flexible

And i'm nice like kris kringle
I am pleasant and kind-hearted like Kris Kringle (Santa Claus)

But Joe I got caught, caught, got swindled
Unfortunately, I got caught in a tricky situation

Me and a couple of boys at Kings Plaza
My friends and I were at Kings Plaza

Walkin' through the mall to see if they had a
We were walking through the mall to check if they had something

Couple of shirts, a few pants
We were looking for a few shirts and pants

Just out of the blue, went, took a glance
Suddenly, we decided to take a look

In front of Macy's I seen two girly-girlies
In front of Macy's, I saw two women

One looked def, the other looked like Mr. Furley
One looked great, the other looked not so great

With my ego trip, my Wilson flip
With my overconfidence and my Wilson basketball shoes

I used my lip to get both on the sneak tip
I used my charm to get both of them interested sneakily

Then I sicced it
Then I pursued it

Kicked it to the ugly one
I started talking to the not-so-good-looking woman

Souped her up, I called her Lipton and honey one
I flattered her, calling her Lipton (a tea brand) and honey

Things like that, gibberish and crap
I talked about random and trivial topics

She's a skeezer, there's no need for chit or chat
She's promiscuous, there's no need for idle talk

Her body looks (log?), kinda good, yeah, but
Her body looks great, but...

As for her face, Jabba The Hut
Her face looks unattractive, like Jabba The Hut (a Star Wars character)

I shoulda played Michael Jackson, told her to beat it
I should have left, like Michael Jackson's song 'Beat It'

I said, what the heck, I got a condom, freak it
I thought, why not, I have a condom, let's do it

Her nickname now is Mona the rover
I nicknamed her Mona the one-night-stand

She looks like a dog so I dogged it on the sofa
She's unattractive, so I had sex with her on the couch

Some dumb reason though, it was fun
For some reason, it was enjoyable

Now she's looking good to me, I'm caught up
Now, I find myself attracted to her, I'm in trouble

I'm in love with an ugly girl, but hey,
I fell in love with an unattractive woman, but...

I'm gonna kick it to the pretty one today
I'm going to try to talk to the pretty one today

She seems nice and she's a fly cutie
She seems like a good person and she's attractive

Caller her up I said hi my name is Chubbs her name was Judy
I called her and said hello, my name is Chubbs and her name was Judy

I don't have to tell you guys the rest
I'm not going to tell you the details

But I asked her to go out, she said yes
I asked her out and she said yes

Took her to the movies and then to my house
I took her to the movies and then to my house

Led the girl straight to the couch
I took her directly to the couch

Like a game, I have to score
It's like a game, I have to succeed

Dim the lights, get the two-ply condom from the drawer
I turned down the lights and got a two-ply condom from the drawer

Took off her shirt and only then I asked the question
I took off her shirt and only then asked the question

Yo? who broke wind? something smells bad, dang, it won't let up!
Who farted? Something smells awful and it won't go away!

It was Judy, the cutie! yo, word up!
It was Judy who farted! Seriously!

So now I got an ugly girl and one with the smell
Now, I have an unattractive girlfriend and one who is smelly

But which one should I choose? oh well
But, which one should I choose? Oh well, I'll figure it out

I'm caught up
I'm in a difficult situation and can't decide

I know I'm hard, 'cause I'm Chubb Rock
I know I'm tough, because I'm Chubb Rock

But even to my chest I got a soft spot
But, even I have a sensitive side

That could easily be ripped apart
That could easily get hurt

I'm hard like the Tin Man but I got a heart
I'm tough like the Tin Man, but I have a heart

Every night it seems I stay home sick
Every night, I feel sick staying at home

Trying to figure out which girl will I pick
Trying to decide which girl to choose

Ripping my heart, damaging my soul
Tearing my heart and hurting my soul

All these problems because of a little hole
All these problems because of sex

And recreation in a bed
And sex in a bed

But Mona and Judy are getting me fed
But Mona and Judy are satisfying me

Up to the point I couldn't even hold my own
To the point where I wasn't in control

I was like E.T. -- I had to phone home
I was like E.T. and had to call for help

To ask my mom a question she always knows
To ask my mom for advice, as she always knows

She says Chubby, follow your heart and your nose
She advised me to follow my instincts and intuition

Be celibate -- no girl, be a loner
To be celibate, without a girlfriend, and be a loner

But I picked the ugly girl yeah, I picked Mona
But, I chose the unattractive girl, Mona