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1) CISCO KID, a dance-project from the B… Read Full Bio ↴2 artists sharing this name

1) CISCO KID, a dance-project from the Belgian producer Francis Van Mechelen, best known for the novelty-dance-track "Pizzaman".

2) CISCO KID, a scandalous band from Belgium, in which lithuanian Erika is dancing and singing, won fame with their hits „Sex su Blondine“ and „Kas nešokinės...“ in Lithuania. Band recorded dance versions of popular lithuanian folk songs „Ant kalno mūrai“ and „Bitutė“ (both are being aired by radio stations) this summer and released their second lithuanian mini album „Bitutė“ (the first one „Sex su Blondine“ came out two years ago and was especially successful). Another lithuanian - wild curley Audronė - became a new member of „Cisco Kid“ this summer. „Cisco Kid“ show – especially pasionate and rhythmical, with humour and gentle eroticism. Band interacts with audience a lot.

Pizzaman
Cisco Kid Lyrics

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(Italian accent makes him sound like he's swearing when he's not)

Onna day Imma going to Malta to bigga hotel
In the morning I go downa to eat breakfast,
I tell the waitress I want to pieces of toast,
She brings me only one piece,
I tell her I want to piece,
She sais: "go to the toilet",

I say: "you nounderstand",
I wanna piece on my plate,
she says: "you better not piss on your plate you son of a bitch",
I dont even know the lady and she calls me a son of a bitch

I don't need this shit!!

Later, I go to eata at the bigga restaurant,
the waitress brings me a spoon and a knive,
but no fork,
I tell her i wanted a fork,
she tella me everyone wanna fuck,
i tell: "you dont understand,
I wanna fork on my table",
she says: "you better not fuck on the table you son of a bitch",
I dont even know the lady and she calls me a son of a bitch

I dont need this shit!

So I go back to my room in a hotel,
and there are no sheets on the bed,
call the manager and telling him I wanna a sheet,
he tella me go to the toilet,
I say: "you dont understand,
I wanna sheet on my bed",
he says: "you better not shit on my bed you son of a bitch",

I go to the checkout and the man at the desk says 'peace on you',
I say 'piss on you too you son of a bitch, Im going back to Italia, ariva derchi'

I dont need this shit!

Overall Meaning

The lyrics to Cisco Kid's song "Pizzaman" tells a sarcastic story of a man's frustrating experience in Malta. The man goes to a hotel and orders breakfast, only to receive one piece of toast instead of two. When he complains, the waitress tells him to go to the toilet instead of bringing the additional toast he requested. The man is insulted by her and her choice of words and wonders why she would insult him that way. Later on, he goes to a restaurant and is served only a spoon and knife but no fork. The waitress responds to his request for a fork by telling him he wants to have sex. Then he goes back to his room to discover there are no sheets on the bed, and when he requests one from the manager, the manager also makes a crude insult directed towards the man.

The overall story in the lyrics is not only humorous but also reflects on cultural differences and how that can cause misunderstandings. The man in the lyrics is not asking for anything unreasonable, but the people who are serving him are not understanding his requests. The frustration he feels is elevated by the insulting phrases they use to address him. The song pokes fun at the experiences of travelers who face cultural barriers and misunderstandings.

Line by Line Meaning

Onna day Imma going to Malta to bigga hotel
One day, I am going to Malta to a big hotel.

In the morning I go downa to eat breakfast,
In the morning, I go down to eat breakfast.

I tell the waitress I want to pieces of toast,
I tell the waitress that I want two pieces of toast.

She brings me only one piece,
She brings me only one piece.

I tell her I want to piece,
I tell her that I want another piece.

She sais: "go to the toilet",
She says, "Go to the toilet."

I say: "you nounderstand",
I say, "You don't understand."

I wanna piece on my plate,
I want another piece on my plate.

she says: "you better not piss on your plate you son of a bitch",
She says, "You better not urinate on your plate, you son of a bitch."

I dont even know the lady and she calls me a son of a bitch
I don't even know the lady, and she calls me a son of a bitch.

I don't need this shit!!
I don't need this crap!!

Later, I go to eata at the bigga restaurant,
Later, I go to eat at the bigger restaurant.

the waitress brings me a spoon and a knive,
The waitress brings me a spoon and a knife.

but no fork,
But no fork is on the table.

I tell her i wanted a fork,
I tell her that I wanted a fork.

she tella me everyone wanna fuck,
She tells me that everyone wants to have sex.

i tell: "you dont understand,
I tell her, "You don't understand,

I wanna fork on my table",
I want a fork on my table."

she says: "you better not fuck on the table you son of a bitch",
She says, "You better not have sex on the table, you son of a bitch."

I dont even know the lady and she calls me a son of a bitch
I don't even know the lady, and she calls me a son of a bitch.

I dont need this shit!
I don't need this crap!

So I go back to my room in a hotel,
So, I go back to my room in the hotel.

and there are no sheets on the bed,
There are no sheets on the bed.

call the manager and telling him I wanna a sheet,
I call the manager and tell him that I want a sheet.

he tella me go to the toilet,
He tells me to go to the toilet.

I say: "you dont understand,
I say, "You don't understand,

I wanna sheet on my bed",
I want a sheet on my bed."

he says: "you better not shit on my bed you son of a bitch",
He says, "You better not defecate on my bed, you son of a bitch."

I go to the checkout and the man at the desk says 'peace on you',
I go to the checkout, and the man at the desk says, "Peace be upon you."

I say 'piss on you too you son of a bitch, Im going back to Italia, ariva derchi'
I say, "Piss on you, too, you son of a bitch. I'm going back to Italy. Arrivederci."

I dont need this shit!
I don't need this crap!

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@nbuehster

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What would have helped is if he was more specific about what he wanted. (or if he showed them what he wanted)

1. He could have said he only had one piece of toast, and he wanted two.
2. He could have said he had a knife and a spoon, but he didn't have a fork.
3. He could have said that there weren't any sheets on the bed.

I'm not Italian, but I wonder if there are any Italians out there who went through this.

I can imagine the person going to a hotel, and the people knowing what he wanted, but, because they heard this skit, they decide to act like the people in this skit. But they would tell the person they were joking, and give him what he wanted.

Also, he would be horrible at a wedding..

"...speak now or forever hold your pease."