Dirt
Clown Lyrics

Galacto Inspector do you read me?
Captain checking in with Galacto Inspector

Yes Captain
Galacto Inspector confirming receipt of Captain's message

Status?
Captain requesting status update from Galacto Inspector

Completed
Galacto Inspector completed the mission assigned by the Captain

Your mission was to land on the Dirtball and explore it thoroughly.
Captain reminding Galacto Inspector of their mission objective

You were to monitor the activities of a common life on the Dirtball,
Captain outlining the specifics of the mission

And study peoples life styles,
Captain further specifying the objectives of the mission

Their general habits of living in their strange society.
Captain describing the unique culture of the Dirtball

Yes
Galacto Inspector acknowledging their understanding of the mission

Have you done that Galacto Inspector?
Captain inquiring about Galacto Inspector's progress on the mission

Yes I have Captain
Galacto Inspector confirming completion of the mission

Very well, may we have your report?
Captain requesting the mission report from Galacto Inspector

A strange place this Dirtball is
Galacto Inspector's observation of the Dirtball

A lot of guns a lot of rich folks spitting on bums
Galacto Inspector noticing the disparity of wealth and violence on the Dirtball

A lot of hoodlums
Galacto Inspector observing the presence of criminal activity on the Dirtball

These are just the bums that are really pissed off
Galacto Inspector speculating on the possible motivations for criminal behavior

Why? Probably 'cause they been ripped off by the system
Galacto Inspector suggesting that the criminal behavior is a result of systemic injustice

Cops, they ride around in little cars
Galacto Inspector describing the local law enforcement

And throw folks behind bars, like little jars.
Galacto Inspector noting the high rate of incarceration on the Dirtball

They supposed be there just to serve and protect,
Galacto Inspector questioning the effectiveness of the local police force

But they just punch faces a lot, and choke necks.
Galacto Inspector criticizing the violent behavior of the police force

Then they got the higher ups they call judges, and they rule the land.
Galacto Inspector describing the legal system on the Dirtball

This I don't understand.
Galacto Inspector expressing confusion over the legal system

First of all they like to dress this bitch up in a robe.
Galacto Inspector questioning the traditional attire of judges

On top of all that, "What?" he's mad old.
Galacto Inspector pointing out the age of judges

And he hates anybody that looks different then he did back when he was a kid,
Galacto Inspector suggesting that judges hold outdated, discriminatory views

But that shit was like 400 years ago.
Galacto Inspector pointing out the absurdity of holding onto outdated views for centuries

Captain "Yes Galacto" I just don't know.
Galacto Inspector expressing uncertainty about the Dirtball

Any kid that was going to jail. Yeah?
Galacto Inspector recalling a specific encounter while on the Dirtball

He looked me dead in the face and said 'Stale'
Galacto Inspector relaying the inmate's dismissive response to their presence

Then my cloaking device must of went dead. Why?
Galacto Inspector questioning a technical malfunction

Cause the old ass judge looked at me and said:
Galacto Inspector explaining the source of the technical malfunction

This is our world
Judge asserting the authority of the people of the Dirtball

So get the fuck out
Judge ordering Galacto Inspector to leave the Dirtball

Very interesting, thank you Galacto Inspector
Captain thanking Galacto Inspector for their report

Now probes Data and Data, do your read me?
Captain checking in with other members of the team

Yes, here sir
Probes Data and Data acknowledging the Captain

What information were you able to gather for us on your recent voyage to the Dirtball?
Captain asking for a report from the other probes

This is professor Data
One of the probes introducing themselves

My transmission signal is weak and my communication is shattered.
Professor Data reporting technical difficulties

We came in contact with several different specimens of life.
Professor Data reporting on their activities

Everything has got a price even if it's wrong or right.
Professor Data making a philosophical observation

Upon sight people judge and stereo type.
Professor Data commenting on the tendency of people to judge based on appearances

Their forms of government and religion are glorified.
Professor Data noting the importance of government and religion on the Dirtball

Purified as the waters that are now polluted.
Professor Data contrasting the idealized view of these institutions with the reality of their imperfection

Members of the flock recruited for duty, locked up, or instituted.
Professor Data pointing out the various ways in which individuals are controlled by society

This is doctor Data I phase with the planet to see how they medicate her.
Another probe introducing themselves and reporting on a different aspect of the Dirtball

She's high off that cane.
Doctor Data noting the widespread drug use on the Dirtball

Depending how you slang you can get most anything.
Doctor Data indicating the prevalence of drugs and the ease of access

From a nickel bag of grain to a lucy worth of cane.
Doctor Data providing specific examples of drug prices

Maintain communication Data here again
Doctor Data requesting to continue their report

Their leader is determined by the vote of many men
Doctor Data describing the democratic process on the Dirtball

Although he's only human and slightly over weight.
Doctor Data noting the physical appearance of the leader

He control's and manipulates their whole United States.
Doctor Data highlighting the power and influence of the leader

I call to the white castle.
Doctor Data attempting to contact a specific individual

Secret service on the phone giving me a hassle.
Doctor Data encountering resistance from a government agency

He said the information I requested was denied.
Doctor Data reporting rejection of their request for information

Before he hung up the phone he took a deep breath, stopped, and replied:
Doctor Data relaying the response of the government official

Judging from the information so far collected
Doctor Data evaluating the data gathered on the Dirtball

The Dirtball may not be the ideal place to land our craft
Doctor Data advising against landing on the Dirtball

After receiving this information we'll make our final judgment.
Captain announcing the plan to make a final decision based on the team's reports

Fleek are you there?
Captain trying to contact another member of the team

I'm here, but hold up captain cause this ain't good.
Fleek responding to the Captain, expressing concern

I'm getting chased by some fat rednecks in white hoods.
Fleek reporting a dangerous situation

I think there trying to kill me 'Well what do you mean?'
Captain asking for clarification on the potential danger

It seems they got a problem with the fact that I'm green
Fleek speculating on the reason for the attack

I guess on the Dirtball they all hate each other
Fleek lamenting the hate and division on the Dirtball

If it ain't were your from, it's your skin color
Fleek pinpointing the source of the prejudice

Let me get my phaser tron out, hold up *buzz*
Fleek preparing to defend themselves

'What was that?'
Captain inquiring about the noise

I smoked 'em
Fleek reporting that they were able to defend themselves

But what really fuckin turns my tentacles is their relationships.
Fleek reflecting on the disturbing social dynamics on the Dirtball

They swell each other's lips.
Fleek describing the unhealthy behaviors in relationships

I see men that ain't shit in their daily life.
Fleek observing problematic behavior in individuals

So they come home drunk and beat they wife.
Fleek noting the prevalence of domestic violence on the Dirtball

She forgives him when he say's he didn't mean it.
Fleek highlighting the cycle of abuse in relationships

You ask me they can both suck my petty lip.
Fleek expressing frustration with the dysfunctional relationships on the Dirtball

I give up captain beam me back to Zelaloovy.
Fleek seeking to leave the Dirtball

Another thing they love to watch horror movies.
Fleek noting a seemingly inconsequential aspect of Dirtball culture

But your not allowed to be scary on a CD.
Fleek commenting on the paradoxical censorship of media on the Dirtball

They tried to ban this one group ICP.
Fleek referencing a specific instance of censorship

I went to see 'em in concert J grabbed me by the head,
Fleek recounting a personal experience with censorship

And then he took his microphone and said:
Fleek continuing their story

Get the fuck out
ICP performer ordering Fleek to leave their concert

(x6)
Repetition of ICP's command

(x4)
Repetition of ICP's command