Burning Beard
Clutch Lyrics


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Every day I wake up we drink a lot of coffee and watch the CNN
Every day I wake up to a bowl of clover honey and let the locusts fly in
Lobsterbacks attack the town again
Wrap all my things in aluminum
Beams of darkness streak across the sky
Pink rays from the ancient satellite

Every time I look out my window same three dogs looking back at me
Every time I open my windows cranes fly in to terrorize me
The power of the Holy Ghost
The power of the Holy Ghost

Shadow of the New Praetorian
Tipping cows in fields Elysian
Saturnalia for all you have
The seven habits of the highly infected calve

Swan diving off the tongues of crippled giants
International Business Machine
Choking on bits of barley bread crumbs
Oh this burning beard I have come undone
Oh this burning beard I have come undone
It's just as I've feared, I have, I have come undone

Bugger, bugger, bugger dumb the last of academe
Okkam's razor makes the cutting clean
Shaven like a banker, lilac vegetal
Break the glass ceiling and golden parachute on down
The power of the Holy Ghost comes to town
Remove the shadow of the New Praetorian
Tipping cows in fields Elysian
Saturnalia for all you have




The seven habits of the highly infected calve
The seven habits of the highly infected calve

Overall Meaning

“Burning Beard” by Clutch is a song that presents a dystopian view of the present world. It talks about the daily routine of a person who wakes up to reality, which is portrayed as a dark and surreal experience. The song starts with the singer waking up and drinking coffee while watching the CNN news, indicating that daily life is becoming more and more uncertain. The line "Lobsterbacks attack the town again" refers to oppressive forces attacking the town, and thus the singer starts to protect their belongings by wrapping them in aluminum.


The lyrics mention “Beams of darkness" crossing the sky, which is possibly an allusion to alien invasion or increased military might. The song's overall theme highlights the corrupt power structures that are in place and the loss of control by ordinary people. The singer feels helpless and sees the world around them spiraling out of control. The song mentions the power of the Holy Ghost, which may be a reference to religion failing to provide solace in such times.


The song's chorus repeats the line, "Oh, this burning beard, I have come undone." The burning beard may be symbolic of the stress and anxiety felt by the singer, which is causing them to unravel. The song also alludes to some historical figures such as Praetorians and Okkam's Razor. Praetorians were an elite group of soldiers who served as bodyguards in ancient Rome while Okkam's Razor refers to the principle of selecting the simplest explanation for a phenomenon.


Line by Line Meaning

Every day I wake up we drink a lot of coffee and watch the CNN
Every day, I start my day by drinking coffee and watching CNN news with someone else.


Every day I wake up to a bowl of clover honey and let the locusts fly in
Every day, I start my day with honey and allow locusts to enter and roam around my house.


Lobsterbacks attack the town again
The British soldiers invade the town again.


Wrap all my things in aluminum
I protect all my possessions by wrapping them with aluminum material.


Beams of darkness streak across the sky
Dark clouds cover the sky, indicating a stormy or gloomy weather.


Pink rays from the ancient satellite
The sunlight reflects in a pink color from an old satellite.


Every time I look out my window same three dogs looking back at me
Whenever I glance through my window, I see the same three dogs staring back at me.


Every time I open my windows cranes fly in to terrorize me
Whenever I open my windows, cranes enter to scare me.


The power of the Holy Ghost
The strength of the Holy Ghost is prevalent.


Shadow of the New Praetorian
The presence of a new dictator's shadow looms over.


Tipping cows in fields Elysian
Pushing cows over in the beautiful fields of Elysium.


Saturnalia for all you have
Enjoying a period of deliberate hedonism where people are allowed to indulge in everything they have.


The seven habits of the highly infected calve
The usual ways farmers deal with diseased young cows.


Swan diving off the tongues of crippled giants
Diving gracefully but dangerously off the words of bigger yet seemingly helpless people.


International Business Machine
A reference to the multinational technology company IBM.


Choking on bits of barley bread crumbs
Struggling to breathe as barley bread crumbs get stuck in the throat.


Oh this burning beard I have come undone
Feeling a burning sensation in the facial hair as stress and pressure take their toll.


It's just as I've feared, I have, I have come undone
Things have gone terribly wrong, and I am falling apart.


Bugger, bugger, bugger dumb the last of academe
Rejecting the teachings of the last remaining academics.


Okkam's razor makes the cutting clean
Using the principle of Occam's razor to adjust and understand the truth simplest and most thoroughly.


Shaven like a banker, lilac vegetal
Looking clean-shaven and smelling fragrant like a wealthy banker.


Break the glass ceiling and golden parachute on down
Shattering limitations to attain success and enjoy a lavish lifestyle.


Remove the shadow of the New Praetorian
Eliminate the influence of the new dictator.


The power of the Holy Ghost comes to town
The power of the Holy Ghost arrives in the city.


Tipping cows in fields Elysian
Pushing cows over in the beautiful fields of Elysium.


Saturnalia for all you have
Enjoying a period of deliberate hedonism where people are allowed to indulge in everything they have.


The seven habits of the highly infected calve
The usual ways farmers deal with diseased young cows.




Lyrics © BMG Rights Management
Written by: DAN MAINES, JEAN-PAUL GASTER, MICHAEL SCHAUER, NEIL FALLON, RICHARD TIMOTHY SULT

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@MeanMule

My 10 year old son listened to clutch yesterday, today he woke up with a full beard.

@New_Zealand_Music

Lol

@EmpyrionBlackthorn

Goddamn that made me laugh my ass off.

@New_Zealand_Music

Wow, the same thing happened to my daughter. Lol

@asiamatron

Lol.

@NLWOM

Hilarious!🤣🤣🤣🤣

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@stevep6428

By far the best sounding band I have ever heard live. And the guys were super nice.

@strangewayfaringstranger

You know digesting Clutch lyrics takes a lot. There is a lot of meaning, metaphors, historical context, ancient myths, and a lot of in between.
"Hey what are you going to school for?"
"Studying in Burning Beard, the understanding of Clutch lyrics."

@TheZigzagman

It's always so layered. One song can reference everything from Greek myth to Shakespeare to Frank Zapa.

@billieprescott1

Clutch + a motor vehicle of any kind = a speeding ticket for this guy.

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