Last Orders
Cock Sparrer Lyrics


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The first time that I saw her it was getting kinda late
I′d already had a skinful but I asked her for a date
She said yes, I had a drink to celebrate
Time for one last round
I know the road to romance has some very rocky paths
So next night I was careful and I stuck to drinking half's
In an hour, in an alley with our drawers around our calf′s
Time for one last round
The bells, the bells,
So loud a man can't think
The bells, the bells,
Is there time for another drink?
Fifteen minutes later we were back inside the pub
She told me I was wonderful, she said she was in love
I said "thank you darling, two large brandies guv"
There's time for one last round
The bells, the bells,
So loud a man can′t think
The bells, the bells,
Is there time for another drink?
Four pints of lager later things went from bad to worse
She came back from the toilet caught me going through her purse
She said "forget the taxi, you′re gonna need a hearse"
There's time for one last round
One tequila, two tequila, three tequila four
I knew I wasn′t drunk I had a good grip on the floor
I puckered up to kiss her but she punched me in the jaw
Time for one last round
Time for one last




Time for one last
Time for one last round

Overall Meaning

"Cock Sparrer's song 'Last Orders' tells the story of a drunken encounter with a woman at a pub. The singer, already intoxicated, musters the courage to ask her out. Despite his inebriation, she agrees, and he celebrates with another drink. The lyrics suggest that the path to romance can be tumultuous ('the road to romance has some very rocky paths'). The next night, the singer tries to be more cautious by only drinking halves, but he still ends up in an alley with the woman, their clothes around their calves. However, the joy and excitement of their encounter are interrupted by the bells, which are so loud that they disrupt their thoughts and make it difficult to enjoy the moment. Despite the interruption, they return to the pub, with the woman expressing her affection for the singer. He responds by ordering two large brandies, implying that there's still time for one more round. However, the situation takes a turn for the worse when the woman catches him going through her purse. She suggests that he's in deep trouble or even in mortal danger ('you're gonna need a hearse'). Nevertheless, the singer remains optimistic, ordering more drinks and expressing a desire for one last round. The song concludes with a humorous twist, as the singer attempts to kiss the woman but is met with a punch to the jaw, yet still maintains the idea of having one more round."


Line by Line Meaning

The first time that I saw her it was getting kinda late
When I first laid eyes on her, it was already late in the night.


I′d already had a skinful but I asked her for a date
Although I was already quite intoxicated, I still gathered the courage to ask her out.


She said yes, I had a drink to celebrate
Her positive response filled me with joy and made me want to raise a glass in celebration.


Time for one last round
Before moving on to the next part of this story, it's time to have one final drink.


I know the road to romance has some very rocky paths
I am aware that the journey towards love can be filled with challenges and obstacles.


So next night I was careful and I stuck to drinking half's
Learning from my previous experience, the following night I decided to be cautious and limit my alcohol consumption.


In an hour, in an alley with our drawers around our calf's
Just an hour later, we found ourselves in a secluded place, passionately engaged, with our clothes loosened and partially removed.


The bells, the bells, So loud a man can't think
The sound of the bells ringing is so overwhelming that it becomes difficult for a person to focus and concentrate.


The bells, the bells, Is there time for another drink?
Despite the distraction caused by the echoing bells, one may wonder if it's still possible to have another drink.


Fifteen minutes later we were back inside the pub
After a brief rendezvous, we returned to the comfort of the pub.


She told me I was wonderful, she said she was in love
She expressed her admiration towards me and revealed that she had fallen in love with me.


I said 'thank you darling, two large brandies guv'
Grateful for her compliments, I responded by ordering two generous servings of brandy.


There's time for one last round
Before proceeding further, it's fitting to indulge in one final drink.


Four pints of lager later things went from bad to worse
After consuming four pints of lager, the situation deteriorated and became even more unfavorable.


She came back from the toilet caught me going through her purse
Upon returning from the restroom, she discovered me secretly snooping through her personal belongings.


She said 'forget the taxi, you're gonna need a hearse'
Upset with my actions, she declared that I shouldn't bother with taking a taxi home as I would require a hearse instead.


One tequila, two tequila, three tequila four
I proceeded to consume multiple shots of tequila in rapid succession.


I knew I wasn’t drunk I had a good grip on the floor
Despite my inebriation, I believed I still had control over my body and balance, evident by my stable footing.


I puckered up to kiss her but she punched me in the jaw
As I leaned in for a kiss, she unexpectedly responded by delivering a forceful punch to my jaw.


Time for one last round
Concluding this captivating tale, it's once again appropriate to have one final drink.


Time for one last
The moment has arrived for a final act or event.


Time for one last
The time has come for the concluding action or occurrence.


Time for one last round
Before bidding farewell, let's partake in another drink together.




Writer(s): Michael Beaufoy, Stephen John Burgess, Collin Mcfaull, Daryl Smith, Steven Robert Bruce

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