C.O.O.L Party
Confidence Man Lyrics

Me and the girls like to go out on the weekend
My female friends and I enjoy socializing during the weekends.

Call coming in so I pick up the receiver
I answer the phone call that comes in.

"Hey how are you yeah I'd really like to meet ya do you wanna come to the party of the year?"
I invite the person on the other end of the line to an exclusive party.

So we walk through the door and up the elevator
We enter the venue and ascend to the upper floors using the elevator.

I'm looking good and I'm on my best behaviour
I am well-dressed and on my best behavior.

I got a drink but I'd really love to get some gear
I have a drink, but I am interested in obtaining drugs of some kind.

Everybody's raving at the party of the year
Everyone is having a great time at this exclusive event.

They've got all types of drinks at the party of the year
There is a wide selection of alcoholic beverages available at the party.

Gin vodka champagne and the food's like totally orgasmic
The drinks are plentiful and the food is delicious at this party.

Hey there's Tom he's a really shitty dealer
I see a person named Tom, who is rumored to be a bad and unreliable drug dealer.

But that's just what I hear he must be alright he's at the party of the year
Although I've heard rumors about Tom's unreliability, he is at the party and must be okay.

C O O L (cool)
I am a cool party girl and I acknowledge my coolness.

I'm a cool party girl in a cool party world
I am a fun and cool person to party with.

Brrr it's cold in here
I notice that the temperature is getting colder indoors.

So I put on my jacket and keep dancing
I adjust my clothing to accommodate the colder temperature, but continue dancing.

So I'm busting my moves talking to some boys and I meet this guy Dave
While dancing and socializing, I meet a guy named Dave.

Turns out it's his birthday and everybody's singing 'Happy birthday Dave!'
I discover that Dave is celebrating his birthday and everyone is singing to him.

Now I'm hot are you guys hot?
I notice that the temperature has become warmer and ask if others are feeling the heat.

So I take off my jacket and keep dancing
I remove my jacket to cool down and continue to dance.

Actually everybody's dancing
I observe that everyone is dancing and enjoying the party.

It's the party of the year and I know because I've been to heaps of parties
I believe that this party is the best because I've attended many other ones.

I've been to costume parties, no costume parties, day parties, full moon parties
I've attended many different types of parties in the past.

I even went to a party where a guy shoved a light bulb up his ass
I recount a strange and shocking party experience that I had in the past.

And to be honest this one is the best you know?
I express my opinion that this party is the best one I've been to.

C O O L (cool)
I am a cool party girl and I acknowledge my coolness.

I'm a cool party girl in a cool party world
I am a fun and cool person to party with.