Shit On You
D-12 ft. Eminem Lyrics

I'll shit on you, da da, da da, da da
I will humiliate and overpower you, repeatedly and relentlessly

I'll shit on you! I will shit on you
I will degrade and dominate you no matter who you are

I'll shit on you! Girl you know, its true
I will disrespect and belittle you, girl, and you know it's true

I'll shit on you! Bitch or man, its true
I will demean and subjugate you, whether you are a woman or a man, it's true

I remain fatter than gluttony
I am still bigger and more excessive than greed and overindulgence

Tapin' bombs on the back of record companies
Attaching explosive devices to the rear of music labels

Blow 'em up if they ain't want me
Detonating those bombs if the labels don't accept or appreciate me

The national guard, they scared to hunt me
Even the military is afraid to pursue me

I love beef, I got you hoes duckin' me
I enjoy conflicts, and I have you women hiding from me in fear

A drug thief, bitch I'll take your marijuana
As a thief of drugs, I will steal your marijuana, bitch

These slugs with keep your ass away from my corner
These bullets will prevent you from encroaching on my territory

I drown niggas in hundred degree saunas
I submerge individuals in saunas heated to 100 degrees, causing their demise

You can act a fool if ya wanna (biatch!)
Feel free to behave foolishly if you desire, biatch!

It's this lyrical piranha
I am a rap predator, feeding on lyrics and devouring my competition

Strapped wit a grenade, in the pool with ya mama
Equipped with a grenade, in the swimming pool with your mother

Attack her by the legs then I pull her to the bottom
Assaulting her by grabbing her legs and dragging her underwater

Twist nothin' up like a condom
Creating nothing of value, similar to an unused condom

Slap it if you fuckers got a problem
I will strike you if you have an issue, you damn idiots

When I see 'em, you hoes endin' up in a fuckin' mausoleum
When I encounter them, you promiscuous women will meet your demise in a burial place

Or hidden in the trunk of a black and gold BM
Alternatively, concealed in the trunk of a black and gold BMW

Pull in the garage while you screamin'
Drive into the garage while you scream in terror

Keep the motor on then I'm leavin' (I'll shit on you!)
Keep the engine running, then I'll depart, still intending to humiliate and dominate you

I will shit on you I don't care who you are
I will defile and degrade you, regardless of your identity

I don't give a fuck about you or your car
I have no regard for you or your material possessions

Fuck your house, fuck your jewelry and fuck your watch
Disregard your residence, your accessories, and your timepiece

Fuck your wife, fuck your kids, fuck your family
Have sexual relations with your wife, disregard your children, and disrespect your entire family

I'm a alcoholic, with the fuckin' toilet
I am an alcoholic who spends a significant amount of time on or near the toilet due to excessive drinking

Pass the hot dogs (Bizarre aren't you Islamic?)
Hand me the hot dogs, a reference to Bizarre's Islamic faith and his supposed deviation from it

Bitch shut your fuckin' mouth
Woman, close your damn mouth

I'm a keep eatin' 'til Richard Simmons comes to my house
I will continue to consume food until Richard Simmons, known for his fitness programs, pays me a visit

With a chain saw to cut me out (me out, me out!)
Using a chainsaw to remove me from my current state

I'll fuck your wife, I had sex since I met her
I will engage in sexual intercourse with your spouse, starting from when I first encountered her

Too busy fuckin' wit (your twelve year old) baby sitter (ha ha ha)
Engaging in sexual activities with your underage babysitter, as a joke

And all women ain't shit, only good for cookin', cleanin'
All women are worthless, only useful for cooking and cleaning tasks

And sucking dick and that's it (I said it)
And performing oral sex, and that's the extent of their worth (I said it)

I was responsible for killin' John Candy
I claim responsibility for the death of actor John Candy

Got Jon Benet Ramsey in my '98 Camry
I abducted Jon Benet Ramsey, a child murdered in a highly publicized case, in my 1998 Toyota Camry

I don't give a fuck who you are
I have no regard for your identity or status

I'll shit on anybody; truly yours the idiotic Bizarre
I will defecate on anyone, sincerely yours, the foolish and ridiculous Bizarre

My adolescent years weren't shit 'til what I do now
My teenage years were insignificant until my current actions

I never grew up I was born grown, and grew down
I never matured, I was already an adult at birth, and I have regressed since then

The older I get, the dumber the shit, I get in
As I age, I engage in more foolish and reckless behavior

The more ignorant, the incident is, I fit in
The more foolish and uninformed the incident, the better I fit into it

Ignorin' the shit how borin' it gets
Ignoring how mundane and uninteresting it becomes

When there's no one to hit
When there is no one to physically strike

I don't know when to quit throwin' a fit
I don't know when to stop throwing a tantrum

I know I'm a bit flaky but they make me
I acknowledge that I can be unreliable, but others contribute to that

Its they who rapped me and say they can take me
They are the ones who betrayed me, claiming they can overpower me

Its they who legs I brake and make achy
It is them whose legs I break, causing pain and discomfort

Its they who mistake me and make me so angry
It is them who misunderstand me, provoking my anger

(I'll shit on you!) I'll spit on you
(I'll shit on you!) I will also spit on you

Start pissin' and do the opposite on you
I will begin urinating and perform the opposite action on you

You weren't listenin', I said I'll cop a squat on you
You were not paying attention, I proclaimed that I will defecate on you

Start spillin' my guts like chicken cordon blew
Begin divulging my most personal thoughts and secrets, similar to how a chicken cordon bleu dish leaks its filling

Straight shit like Notorious B.I.G. did to that bitch
Directly causing trouble, as Notorious B.I.G. did to a woman

On his skit on his last album
Referring to a skit on Notorious B.I.G.'s final album

Pull my pants downward
Lowering my pants

Is Richard Pryor still alive?
Is the comedian Richard Pryor still living?

If not I'm sicker than he was prior to him dyin' (what?)
If he is not alive, I am more mentally disturbed than he was before his death (what?)

Born brainless, this steel ain't stainless
Born without intelligence, this firearm is not stainless

Your bloodstains are all over this steel god dang-it
Your bloodstains cover this firearm, for goodness' sake

Bitch bring it, these niggas that I hang with
Bring it on, these individuals I associate with

I hang you up naked by your ankles danglin'
I suspend you with your ankles exposed, dangling freely

(ow, ow) My need I stay stranglin
(ow, ow) My compulsion is to strangle and suffocate

I don't need your help
I don't require your assistance

If you gon' give me the pussy
If you are going to offer me sexual intercourse

I'll un-loosen my belt (I'll shit on you!)
I will loosen my belt, implying sexual activity (I'll shit on you!)

I'm what your daddy's not, your mom's kinda cock
I possess qualities your father lacks, and I appeal to your mother's sexual desires

Your sister tends court, your aunt supply her rocks
Your sister engages in drug dealing, your aunt provides her with narcotics

Buck fifty cross your neck
Making a slash across your neck, resulting in a severe wound

Floss your TEC, I'll beat you wit it across your chest
Showing off your firearm, I will strike you with it, hitting you across the chest

Yo it's only right I jack your car keys and run
It is only fair that I steal your car keys and flee

Spent all of my advancements on weed and guns
Exhausted all the money I advanced on marijuana and firearms

For fun, when I'm drunk
As a form of amusement, while inebriated

I'll run a truck through the weed house
I will drive a truck into the location where marijuana is stored or sold

Jump out and beat ya peeps down worst than Steve Stout
Exit the truck and physically assault your associates more aggressively than Steve Stout

Put you in choke holds I learned last week
Restraining you with chokeholds, techniques I acquired just last week

From the police man who caught me stealing weed from his Jeep (Hey, hey, hey!)
Taught by the police officer who apprehended me for stealing marijuana from his vehicle (Hey, hey, hey!)

I see hoes biting, y'all don't wanna brawl
I notice women emulating my style, but you do not want to engage in a physical fight

That's like D-Bo fightin' Peablo Bryson (I'll shit on you)
That would be equivalent to D-Bo, a fictional character known for his aggressiveness, fighting Peabo Bryson, a romantic soul singer (I'll shit on you)

Fuck what you hollerin' and yellin' about
Disregard your shouting and screaming

I'll reach in your mouth and pull your fuckin' skeleton out
I will reach into your mouth and forcibly remove your entire skeletal structure

Niggas get hit wit a two piece; bling bling
People get struck with a quick one-two punch; the sound of metal clashing

Wit a poisonous sting, I'm such a violent thing
With a venomous strike, I am a highly aggressive and threatening entity

Once I get on two, hits of X
Once I consume two doses of ecstasy (X)

My disk slips and disconnects
My spinal disc slips and becomes dislocated

Til I walk around this bitch with a twisted neck
Resulting in me moving around with a contorted or twisted neck

But still shit on the first bitch who disrespects (C'mon, I'll shit on you!)
Nevertheless, I will still humiliate and dominate any woman who shows disrespect (C'mon, I'll shit on you!)

Over reaction is my only reaction
Excessive response is the only way I react

Which only sets off a chain reaction
Which merely triggers a series of actions and consequences

And puts five more zainiac than maniacs in action
And incites five more individuals who are wild or crazy to take action

A rat pack in black jackets who pack ten
A group of individuals in black jackets who carry ten rounds of ammunition

Nine millimeters, five criminals pulling heaters
Nine-millimeter pistols used by five criminals, brandishing their firearms

And spilling liters of blood like swimmin' pools
Causing massive amounts of blood to spill, akin to swimming pools

Shiesty individuals shoot at bitches too
Dishonest and untrustworthy individuals fire weapons at women as well

A lot of people say misogynistic which is true
Many people claim that I am misogynistic, and that is indeed accurate

I don't deny it matter of fact I stand by it
I do not deny it, in fact, I strongly support and endorse it

So please stand by it before we start up a damn riot
Therefore, I suggest you support it before we incite a violent public disturbance

If you don't wanna get stampeded then stand quiet
If you wish to avoid being trampled, remain silent

Boy, girl, dog, woman, man, child (I'll shit on you!)
Regardless of gender or age, I will degrade and overpower anyone (I'll shit on you!)

You heard me
You understood my message

Bitch, I'll shit on you
Woman, I will humiliate and dominate you

D-12 will shit on you
The rap group D-12 will also degrade and overpower you