Destiny
D.J. Spugna Lyrics

Cause its the pick! of Destiny, child
The pick of Destiny is the ultimate music-making tool

You know where we'll be rockin cause its fucking insane
The music that they make with the pick of Destiny is crazy and awesome

Its just the pick! of Destiny, child
The pick of Destiny is the only tool they need to make great music

More precious than a diamond on a platinum chain
The pick of Destiny is extremely valuable and important to them

In Venice Beach there was a man named Kage
The story of the pick of Destiny begins in Venice Beach with a man named Kage

When he was buskin he was all the rage
Kage was a popular street performer

He met Jables and he taught him well
Kage met Jables and passed on his musical knowledge

All the techniques that were developed in Hell
Kage passed on knowledge of the most advanced musical techniques

Cock Push-ups and the Power Slide
The techniques that Kage taught Jables included unique movements

Geek simulation now there's nowhere to hide
The techniques they learned were so advanced that no one can hide from them

They formed a band they named Tenacious D
Kage and Jables formed a band and named it Tenacious D

And then they got the Pick Of Destiny
They obtained the pick of Destiny and it became the centerpiece for their music

Our tasty grooves are better than a Chicken Cho-mein
Their music is better than the most delicious food

Cause he who is sleazy, is easy to pleasy
People who are easily pleased are usually sleazy

And she who is juicy, must be loosy goosy
People who are relaxed are more attractive

And he who is groovy, will be in my movie so come on!
Musicians who are good will be part of their music video

The wizard and the demon had a Battle Royale
In their song they describe a battle between a wizard and a demon

The demon almost killed him with an evil ka-pow
The demon almost killed the wizard with a powerful attack

But then it broke its tooth and thus the demon said "ow"
The demon was defeated when it broke its own tooth

You know our movie's better than the Citizen Kane
Their music video is better than Citizen Kane, the famous movie

Cause he who's a geezer, must live in my freezer
Old people annoy them, so they should stay away from them

And she who is starky, is full of malarky
People who are rude are usually lying

Cause if your a diva, then go to Geneva
People who demand too much should go to Geneva

And if your a croney, then suck on my boney
People who are their followers can do something unmentionable

Its called the Pick of Destiny
Their music video is about the pick of Destiny

The Pick of Destiny...!!!
The pick of Destiny is the most important element of their music