Barbershop
D.L.O. the Iceman Lyrics

This time we're gonna do our thing (Huh)
We're going to do what we do best

Is that aiight wit why'all? (Yeah)
Is that okay with everyone? (Yes)

Its gotta be 'cause we gon do it anyway
It has to be okay because we're going to do it anyway

Ain't that right fellaz (Yeah)
Isn't that right, guys? (Yes)

Fellaz ain't that right (Yeah)
Guys, that's right (Yes)

Tell ya people, that I'm the man
Tell your people that I am the best at what I do

I can't be faded, there's been a change of plans
I am unbeatable, but we need to change our plans

You can meet me at the barbershop (At the barbershop)
You can find me at the barbershop

Well its friday afternoon and I just woke up (*burp-fart*)
It's Friday afternoon, and I just woke up from a long night of work

That's right I just woke up
I really just woke up

From an excruciating evening at work, woman so what
I had a long night at work, but it doesn't matter

That its two-thirty-PM, I'm grown dammit straight up
It's 2:30 PM, and I am an adult

And know when through my finger either I think it is time we bust, you know
I just realized that it's time for us to leave

Leave the premisis less you plannin' to cook, I mean it's
Let's leave unless you're planning to cook, because it's

Three o'clock and I gotta gimme a cut for that
It's 3 o'clock, and I need to get a haircut for that

Big party tonight thrown at K-P Productions
There's a big party tonight thrown by K-P Productions

And I don't want to loose my spot
I don't want to lose my place in line

'cause everybody know "Big O" got the tightest fans on the block
Because everyone knows that I have the best haircut on the block

So I got to be in that seat at Four o'clock
I have to be in the barber's chair at 4 o'clock

Shoot I need me some crispy-ones to go with my new outfit
I need some crispy money to go with my new outfit

So tell ya people.
So tell your people.

Understand me now, I'm cool as a breeze (Wassup playa, wassup)
I'm really cool (What's up?)

On the black hand side, gimme some grease (Alright)
I need some grease for my hair

I want a liner but naw I don't want you to fate me (Nope)
I want a haircut design, but I don't want you to make a mistake

A ghetto girl with a attitude to contegrate me
I want a girl from the neighborhood to cut my hair

So what's happenin', the hood's seein' in
What's going on in the neighborhood?

I get the scoop on everyone in the ghetto so let's begin
I know everything that's happening, so let's start

Who got shot? (Mike)
Who got shot? (Mike)

Who got jumped? (Eric)
Who got into a fight? (Eric)

Who got ganked? (Shay)
Who got robbed? (Shay)

Who went to jail? (Chuck)
Who got arrested? (Chuck)

Who got saved? (Rick)
Who went to church? (Rick)

Who's gettin' money and who's broke as a joke
Who's rich and who's poor as a joke?

And hear about your lady called me that started smokin' that dope (For real?)
And I heard that your girlfriend started smoking crack (Is that true?)

You get it all at this little dusty place
You can find out everything at this small, dirty place

Let me be still, she gettin' out the razor from my face
Let me be quiet, the barber is getting out the razor

You see.
You see?

You heard of me, the fat guy that raps
You've heard of me, the obese rapper

Now its time for Bizarre to take off his shower cap
Now it's Bizarre's turn to take off his shower cap

Its been five days, I patiently waited
I've been patiently waiting for five days

Saturday morning, its time to get faded
It's Saturday morning, time to get a haircut

And I mean get faded, "I mean get faded"
And I mean a really good haircut

Damn at four o'clock, I didn't almost make it
I almost didn't make it at 4 o'clock

My barber's name is Sarah, she don't really know how to cut
My barber's name is Sarah, and she's not very good

But she gots nice teeth and big ol' butt
But she has nice teeth and a big butt

So two days a week, I get faded for no reason
So twice a week, I get a haircut for no reason

Same ol' haircut, keep it low and breathin'
Same old haircut, keep it short and simple

If you see me in a barbershop, go on and run
If you see me in a barbershop, you should run away

'cause I'm probably gettin' a perm and my toe-nails done
Because I'm probably getting a perm and a pedicure

Got here full grip, but can't call the cops
I've got a lot of money, but I can't call the police

I gotta get the script from the lips to the barbershop
I need to find out the latest gossip

Jump in the seat "Yo gimme the line and"
Get in the chair and give me a haircut

And tell me who came through shinnin'
And tell me who came through looking good

(Homeboy scooped up, in a new truck)
(My friend got a new truck)

(Gave everybody a cup and gave me a few bucks)
(He gave everyone a drink and gave me some money)

(Then he started braggin' bout his last lick)
(Then he started bragging about his latest theft)

Cut me a design along with his address
Give me a haircut design, and give me his address

You can have a million dollar suit on, shinnin' with ya karats up
You can be wearing a million dollar suit with your diamonds shining

But it don't mean nothin' if ya floggin' in ya haircut
But it doesn't matter if you have a bad haircut

Now who next? (Um I just want my son to get a tech)
Who's next? (I just want my son to get a haircut)

Whatabout you sweetie? (So what you tryin' say?)
What about you, honey? (What are you trying to say?)

I'm just playin' with you baby (Hey He do this all the time)
I'm just joking with you, babe (He does this all the time)

And all you do is whine, and drink wine (Hahaha)
And all you do is complain and drink wine (Hahaha)

Yo' you know that Cho-chie got knocked out (Man) (When?)
Do you know that Cho-chie got punched? (When?)

Early at Le'mott's house (Again?)
At Le'mott's house, early in the morning (Again?)

(I wouldn't let that man sit on my couch)
(I wouldn't let him sit on my couch)

(You was wit him yesterday)
(You were with him yesterday)

(Man what are you talkin' bout?)
(What are you talking about?)

I'm just about ready to throw why'all out
I'm about to kick you out

(No you ain't, I'll be here for bout a hour)
(No you're not, I'll be here for another hour)

No I'll raise up the rates
I'll raise the prices

So go tell ya people, that I'm the man
So tell your people that I am the best at what I do