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Porn
D.M.F. Lyrics
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(spoken)
Finally! I get to teach a whole lesson all by myself!
And I'm gonna teach something relevant, something
Modern -- the internet!
(sung)
The internet is really really great.
For porn!
KATE MONSTER
I got a fast connection so I didn't have to wait.
TREKKIE MONSTER
For porn!
KATE MONSTER
There's always some new site.
TREKKIE MONSTER
For porn!
KATE MONSTER
I browse all day and night.
TREKKIE MONSTER
For porn!
KATE MONSTER
It's like I'm surfing at the speed of light.
TREKKIE MONSTER
For porn!
KATE MONSTER
(spoken)
Trekkie!
TREKKIE MONSTER
(sung)
The internet is for porn! The internet is for porn!
Why do you think the net was born?
Porn! Porn! Porn!
KATE MONSTER
(spoken)
Trekkie! What are you doing?
TREKKIE MONSTER
Hello, Kate Monster.
KATE MONSTER
You are ruining my song.
TREKKIE MONSTER
Oh, me sorry. Me no mean to.
KATE MONSTER
Well, if you wouldn't mind, please, being
Quiet for a minute so I can finish?
TREKKIE MONSTER
Okey-dokey.
KATE MONSTER
Good.
(sung)
I'm glad we have this new technology.
TREKKIE MONSTER
For porn. (oop!)
KATE MONSTER
Which gives us untold opportunity.
TREKKIE MONSTER
For porn. (ooops, sorry!)
KATE MONSTER
Right from your own desktop...
TREKKIE MONSTER
For p----.
KATE MONSTER
You can research, browse and shop...
Until you've had enough and you're ready to stop!
TREKKIE MONSTER
For porn!
KATE MONSTER
Trekkie!
TREKKIE MONSTER
The internet is for porn!
The internet is for porn!
The internet is for porn!
Me up all night honking me
Horn to porn, porn, porn!
KATE MONSTER
(spoken)
That's gross! You're a pervert!
TREKKIE MONSTER
Ahh, sticks and stones, Kate Monster.
KATE MONSTER
No, really, you're a pervert! Normal people
Don't sit at home and look at porn on the internet!
TREKKIE MONSTER
Ohhhhh?
KATE MONSTER
What?
TREKKIE MONSTER
You have no idea. Ready, normal people?
BRIAN
Ready!
GARY COLEMAN
Ready!
ROD
Ready!
TREKKIE MONSTER
Lemme hear it!
(sung)
GUYS
The internet is for porn.
PRINCETON
Sorry, Kate!
GUYS
The internet is for porn.
PRINCETON
I masturbate!
TREKKIE MONSTER
All these guys unzip their flies for...
GUYS
Porn! Porn! Porn!
(spoken)
KATE MONSTER
The internet is not for porn!
Hold on a second!
TREKKIE MONSTER
Wha?
KATE MONSTER
Now, I happen to know for a fact that you, Rod,
Check your portfolio and trade stocks online.
ROD
That's correct.
KATE MONSTER
And Brian, you buy things on Amazon.com!
BRIAN
Sure.
KATE MONSTER
And Gary, you keep selling your possessions on eBay!
GARY COLEMAN
Yes, I do!
KATE MONSTER
And Princeton, you sent me that sweet online birthday card.
PRINCETON
True.
TREKKIE MONSTER
But Kate... what you think he do after, hmmm?
PRINCETON
Yeah.
KATE MONSTER
Ewww!
(sung)
GUYS
The internet is for porn.
The internet is for porn.
Grab your dick and double click
For porn! Porn! Porn!
Poooorn!
Poooorn!
The internet is for,
Internet is for,
Internet is for porn!
KATE
(spoken simultaneously)
Gross! I hate porn! I hate men!
I'm leaving! I hate the internet!
The song "Porn" by D.M.F. is a satirical commentary on the internet's obsession with pornography. The song is performed by two characters, Kate Monster and Trekkie Monster. Kate Monster introduces the lesson of the day, the internet, and praises it for its speed and convenience. However, Trekkie Monster interrupts her to express his love for porn, stating that the internet was invented for that purpose. The two monsters engage in a back-and-forth about the internet's use, with Trekkie Monster asserting that many people use it for porn, and Kate Monster disapproving of the behavior. The song is humorous but also highlights the darker side of the internet and its impact on society.
The song's lyrics are meant to be playful and cheeky, but they also raise some valid questions about the role of technology in our lives. It highlights how easy it is for people to get lost in the vast ocean of the internet, and how the proliferation of porn sites on the web is alarming. The song's catchy tune and amusing lyrics effectively convey its message, making it a popular song among fans of musical theater.
Line by Line Meaning
The internet is really really great.
Kate is excited about teaching a lesson about the internet.
For porn!
Trekkie Monster interrupts Kate's lesson about the internet and relates the internet with porn.
I got a fast connection so I didn't have to wait.
Kate enjoys speedy internet connection that ensures she is able to browse sites, especially porn sites, without delay.
There's always some new site.
Kate talks about the plethora of porn sites that keeps increasing.
I browse all day and night.
Kate spends most of her time on the internet browsing through porn sites.
It's like I'm surfing at the speed of light.
Kate browses porn sites rapidly with ease on her speedy internet connection.
The internet is for porn! The internet is for porn! Why do you think the net was born? Porn! Porn! Porn!
Trekkie Monster further emphasizes that the internet is meant for porn.
You are ruining my song.
Kate rebukes Trekkie Monster for disrupting her class and ruining her song.
Which gives us untold opportunity.
Kate acknowledges the power of the internet and how it provides numerous opportunities.
Right from your own desktop...
Kate explains how an individual can easily access the internet and all its content including porn sites from a desktop.
You can research, browse and shop... Until you've had enough and you're ready to stop!
Kate lists out all the things that one can do with the internet besides browsing porn sites.
The internet is for porn!
Trekkie Monster once again asserts that the internet was created for porn.
That's gross! You're a pervert!
Kate calls out Trekkie Monster for his attraction to porn sites.
All these guys unzip their flies for...Porn! Porn! Porn!
The guys in the song justify their love for porn despite Kate's argument against it.
The internet is not for porn! Hold on a second!
Kate stands up against Trekkie Monster's assertion that the internet is meant for only porn.
The internet is for porn.
The guys in the song continue to support Trekkie Monster's belief that the internet is meant for porn.
Grab your dick and double click For porn! Porn! Porn! Poooorn! Poooorn! The internet is for, Internet is for, Internet is for porn!
The song concludes with a reaffirmation that the internet is meant for porn.
Lyrics © Sony/ATV Music Publishing LLC
Written by: ROBERT LOPEZ, JEFF MARX
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