Monkey Business
Danger Danger Lyrics

People say I got a dirty mind
Others claim to think that I have sexually explicit thoughts

But you don't think so clean
However, you don't possess pure thoughts either

See it takes one to know one
I recognize that it requires one to have knowledge of another

And baby I've known some
I have experienced others who are as such

If ya know what I mean
If you comprehend what I'm saying

C'mon little sister
Come over here, my dear younger female

I could be your mister right
I have the potential to be your ideal partner

If ya got the time
If you have the availability

So if you're in the mood
If you're feeling inclined towards it

For a slow poke honey
For a leisurely sexual encounter, my darling

Baby won't you give me a try
Wouldn't you be interested in testing the waters with me?

Whoa yeah
Wow, yes

We can do it all day
We can engage in various sexual activities throughout the day

Do it all nite
We can also continue our sexual exploits throughout the night

Ain't gonna stop 'til I get it right
I will not cease until I have achieved sexual satisfaction

'Cuz there
Because there is no other option

Chorus: Ain't no business like monkey business
There is no other undertaking that compares to sexual activity

Climb on up my tree
Join me in bed for sexual exploration

No there Ain't no business like monkey business
Nothing compares to the joys of sex

Monkey around with me
Engage in sexual activity with me

Ol' King Kong
A reference to the famous gorilla character from the movie King Kong

He had a thing for blondes
He was attracted to women with blonde hair

The ladies were drivin' him ape
His lust for women was making him go insane

Then that poor boy slipped And he lost his grip
He eventually lost control

From the top of the Empire State
While at the top of a tall building

He had a real bad habit
He had an unbreakable urge

Always had to have it
He always required sexual activity

Ain't nothin' wrong with that
There's nothing negative about sexual desires

So if ya think that's cool
If you believe that quality to be favorable

Wanna play in my zoo
Would you like to explore my sexual domain with me?

All ya gotta do is ask
The only requirement is for you to request it

Climb on up my tree
Join me in bed for sexual exploration, my dear

Just like the birds and the bees
In the same manner as other animals that reproduce

A bungle in the jungle
A sexual encounter in a wilderness-like environment

Oughta do the trick for me
Should be sufficient to satisfy my sexual cravings

Chorus
There is nothing else that compares to sexual exploration