Hoe Cakes
Daniel Dumile Lyrics


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*Beatboxing is heard through the entire song*

[MF Doom]
KEEP YA HOES IN CHECK!(..Super!)
I got this girl and she wants me to duke Her
I told her I'd come scoop her around 8, she said "Super!"
that sounds great, shorty girl's a trooper
no matter what I need her to do, she be like "Super!"
own his own throne, the boss like King Koopa
on the microphone he flossed the ring "Super!
average emcees is like a TV blooper
MF DOOM...hes like D.B. Cooper
out wit the moolah, I let her get a outfit
jus to cool her off she said niggaz ain't about shit
I wonder if she meant it, I doubt it
the way it be in her mouth, she can't live witout it
and can't live with this, handle yo bidness
villain'll stay on a scandalous hoes shit list
one pack of cookies please Mr. Hooper
its fun smackin rookies, he is the "Super!"
look like a black wookie when he let his beard grow
weirdo, brown skin'ded always kept his hair low
rumor has it its a S-curl accident
DOOM was always known to keep the best girls backs bent
some say its the eyes, some say the accent
a lotta guys wonder where they stacks went
I call her thunder thighs, with the fatty swolla
only mess wit high rollas, do what daddy told her
no matter the city she with me to do the thang thang
work in the coochie, hooptie chitty chitty bang bang
same name on the titty as on the name ring
pretty like Baby D off "all in the same gang"
keep my eye on her really don't trust her
but I treat her like a daughter, taught her how to bust a nut
and the heat to turn beef to horsemeat chalupa
teach her how to hold it, of course he is the "Super!"
see most cats treat her like foofer
or beat her to a stupor, take it from the "Super!"
ya need to make her feel cuter
and lay down the G like Luther, everythin'll be "Super!"
do for her, keep her in a new fur
so she look sweet when she go to meet the "Super!"
got the buddha get the Grenadiers, twist it
put it in the air, come 'ere, kiss it
listen here scooter, let her try to bag you
when she's on the rag never let her fry the Ragu
which will have you under some type of spell crying "dag boo"
her name on ya back in her tattoo
whether a bourgie broad, nerd hoe, street chick
don't call her wifey if you met her at the freaknick
you don't want her don't waste her time, I'll dupe her
oh and be a father to ya child like the "Super!"
he keep his hoes in check
sends 'em out to get glows from off frozen necks
tell 'em take his clothes, leave him posin nekkid for real
better yet, get 'em for the check off the record deal
find out where he keep the tek an the blue steel
make sure for extra wreck let 'em know how you feel
and while he's runnin down to all star weekend to ball




I'm comin with the U-HAUL!(Super!)
(..Super!) (...Super!)

Overall Meaning

The song "Hoe Cakes" by Daniel Dumile, also known as MF DOOM, focuses on the rapper's experiences with various women. It begins with an introduction calling for all women to be kept in check, showing the misogynistic tendencies often present in hip-hop music. The lyrics then describe a woman who wants to be with the rapper and is willing to do anything for him. She is called a "trooper," and the rapper mentions how she can't live without the money and validation he provides. This woman is referred to as a "hoe" throughout the song, which is a derogatory term for a promiscuous woman.


The song goes on to describe various encounters with different women. Some of them are referred to as "high rollas" who only want money and status from the rapper. One woman is called "thunder thighs" and is characterized as being sexually available to the rapper. The lyrics also suggest that the rapper has taught this woman how to perform sexual acts and how to deal with conflict. The song ends with the rapper reassuring the listener that he treats his women well and takes care of his children.


Overall, the song reinforces negative stereotypes about women and perpetuates a culture of misogyny in hip-hop. The lyrics objectify and demean women, portraying them as nothing more than sexual objects or gold diggers. While MF DOOM is well-known for his unique style and clever wordplay, this song highlights some of the problematic themes present in his music.


Line by Line Meaning

KEEP YA HOES IN CHECK!(..Super!)
The singer is giving advice to his listeners to keep their women in line and then reinforces the message by chanting 'Super!'


I got this girl and she wants me to duke Her
The singer has a girl who wants to be intimate with him.


I told her I'd come scoop her around 8, she said "Super!"
The singer has arranged to meet the girl at 8 PM, and she thinks it's great.


that sounds great, shorty girl's a trooper
The girl is willing to do whatever he needs her to do.


no matter what I need her to do, she be like "Super!"
Again, the girl is willing to do whatever the artist asks her to do and is happy about it.


own his own throne, the boss like King Koopa
The singer sees himself as a powerful and successful figure, much like the video game character King Koopa.


on the microphone he flossed the ring "Super!
The singer is amazing on the microphone and shows off his skills to the fans.


average emcees is like a TV blooper
Most other rappers are seen as a comedic mistake on the artist's level.


MF DOOM...hes like D.B. Cooper
The artist is compared to D.B. Cooper - a notorious criminal who famously hijacked a plane and then disappeared.


out wit the moolah, I let her get a outfit
The artist has money and is willing to spend it on the girl.


jus to cool her off she said niggaz ain't about shit
The girl is complaining about guys not being committed, but the singer is not very concerned about this.


I wonder if she meant it, I doubt it
The artist is skeptical that the girl's comment was genuine.


the way it be in her mouth, she can't live witout it
The girl is saying things she doesn't really mean, and the singer thinks she needs him.


and can't live with this, handle yo bidness
The singer is reminding his listeners to take care of their responsibilities and handle their business.


villain'll stay on a scandalous hoes shit list
The singer warns that if you mistreat women, you will be labeled as a villain and become the subject of gossip.


one pack of cookies please Mr. Hooper
The artist is requesting cookies from Mr. Hooper, who is most likely a reference to the fictional character in Sesame Street.


its fun smackin rookies, he is the "Super!"
The artist enjoys putting newer rappers in their place and considers himself to be a 'Super'ior rapper.


look like a black wookie when he let his beard grow
The singer is making a humorous comparison between himself and the creature from Star Wars, Chewbacca.


weirdo, brown skin'ded always kept his hair low
The singer has a peculiar appearance, but it is always consistent.


rumor has it its a S-curl accident
There is a rumor that the artist's hairstyle was caused by a mishap with a type of hair treatment.


DOOM was always known to keep the best girls backs bent
The artist has a reputation for being skilled in the bedroom.


some say its the eyes, some say the accent
People give different reasons for why the artist attracts women.


a lotta guys wonder where they stacks went
Other men are envious of the singer's financial success with women.


I call her thunder thighs, with the fatty swolla
The artist has given the girl a nickname that references her larger physique.


only mess wit high rollas, do what daddy told her
The girl only associates with wealthy and important men and does what the singer tells her to do.


no matter the city she with me to do the thang thang
The girl travels with the singer to have sex.


work in the coochie, hooptie chitty chitty bang bang
The singer is making a crude joke about sexual activity in a car.


same name on the titty as on the name ring
The girl has the same name tattooed on her breast as the one on the artist's ring.


pretty like Baby D off "all in the same gang"
The girl is physically attractive, like a character from a hip-hop group called 'All in the Same Gang.'


keep my eye on her really don't trust her
The singer watches the girl closely even though he doesn't trust her.


but I treat her like a daughter, taught her how to bust a nut
The singer is protective of the girl and has taught her sexual techniques.


and the heat to turn beef to horsemeat chalupa
The artist has taught her how to handle confrontations and turn a potentially dangerous situation into a harmless one.


teach her how to hold it, of course he is the "Super!"
The artist has instructed the girl on how to use firearms and is once again referring to himself as a 'Super'ior figure.


see most cats treat her like foofer
Most men mistreat the girl and don't treat her with respect or kindness.


or beat her to a stupor, take it from the "Super!"
Some men are so cruel that they lead the girl to a state of unconsciousness, but the singer is the expert on how to treat her properly and kindly.


ya need to make her feel cuter
Men should make the girl feel attractive and confident.


and lay down the G like Luther, everythin'll be "Super!"
If the man treats the girl right and pays her well, everything will be great, similar to how Luther Vandross might lay down a soulful melody.


do for her, keep her in a new fur
The singer encourages men to financially provide for their women and keep them well-dressed in fur coats.


so she look sweet when she go to meet the "Super!"
The woman should dress nicely when meeting the singer, which reinforces his ego and status.


got the buddha get the Grenadiers, twist it
The artist has purchased marijuana and high-end liquor to consume with the girl.


put it in the air, come 'ere, kiss it
The artist wants the girl to smoke and drink with him, and then be intimate with him.


listen here scooter, let her try to bag you
The singer advises his listeners to let the girl try to pursue them, but still be cautious.


when she's on the rag never let her fry the Ragu
If the girl is menstruating, the singer advises men to not engage in sexual activity with her.


which will have you under some type of spell crying "dag boo"
Ignoring the previous advice and pursuing the girl when she is menstruating can lead to negative consequences and regret.


her name on ya back in her tattoo
The girl has tattooed the man's name onto her back.


whether a bourgie broad, nerd hoe, street chick
The artist doesn't discriminate among different types of girls - either wealthy, nerdy, or from the streets.


don't call her wifey if you met her at the freaknick
The singer warns his audience to not call a girl their 'wife' if they just met her at a party like Freaknik, which was a popular spring break event for black college students in the 90s.


you don't want her don't waste her time, I'll dupe her
If you're not interested in the girl, the artist advises to not waste her time and gives the impression that he will 'dupe' her for himself.


oh and be a father to ya child like the "Super!"
The singer encourages men to be responsible fathers to their children, much like how he is a 'Super'ior figure to his women.


he keep his hoes in check
The singer is reinforcing his earlier message about keeping women in line.


sends 'em out to get glows from off frozen necks
The singer has his women steal jewelry from people's necks for him.


tell 'em take his clothes, leave him posin nekkid for real
The women are instructed to also steal clothing from the man and leave him exposed and vulnerable.


better yet, get 'em for the check off the record deal
The women should also be targeting musicians and actors for their wealth and record deals.


find out where he keep the tek an the blue steel
The women are told to discover where the man stores his weapons.


make sure for extra wreck let 'em know how you feel
If there are any confrontations, the women should make their emotions clear and be extra aggressive.


and while he's runnin down to all star weekend to ball
The victim will be unaware while he is out enjoying All-Star Weekend for basketball.


I'm comin with the U-HAUL!(Super!)
The artist will come and steal everything the man owns with a U-Haul and reinforces his superiority by chanting 'Super!.'


(..Super!) (...Super!)
The artist chants 'Super!' to end the song and further showcase his arrogance.




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