Hark! The Herald Angels Sing
Darius Rucker Lyrics


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You're a mean one, Mr. Grinch
You really are a heel
You're as cuddly as a cactus
You're as charming as an eel, Mr. Grinch
You're a bad banana with a greasy black peel!

You're a monster, Mr. Grinch
Your heart's an empty hole
Your brain is full of spiders
You've got garlic in your soul, Mr. Grinch
I wouldn't touch you with a thirty-nine-and-a-half foot pole!

You're a foul one, Mr. Grinch
You have termites in your smile
You have all the tender sweetness
Of a seasick crocodile, Mr. Grinch
Given the choice between the two of you
I'd take the seasick crocodile!

You're a foul one, Mr. Grinch
You're a nasty wasty skunk
Your heart is full of unwashed socks
Your soul is full of gunk, Mr. Grinch
The three words that best describe you are as follows, and I quote
"Stink, stank, stunk!"

You're a rotter, Mr. Grinch
You're the king of sinful sots
Your heart's a dead tomato splotched
With moldy purple spots, Mr. Grinch
Your soul is an appalling dump heap
Overflowing with the most disgraceful assortment of deplorable rubbish imaginable
Mangled up in tangled up knots!

You nauseate me, Mr. Grinch
With a nauseous super "naus"
You're a crooked dirty jockey
And you drive a crooked horse, Mr. Grinch




You're a three-decker sauerkraut
And toadstool sandwich with arsenic sauce!

Overall Meaning

In Darius Rucker's rendition of "Hark! The Herald Angels Sing," the lyrics paint a vivid and scathing portrait of the infamous character known as Mr. Grinch. The song opens with a description of the Grinch as being mean and unpleasant, comparing him to a cactus and an eel, emphasizing his unlikable and prickly nature. The imagery of a "bad banana with a greasy black peel" further solidifies the image of someone with a dark and unappealing character.


As the lyrics progress, the portrayal of Mr. Grinch intensifies, with references to him being a monster with an empty heart and a mind filled with negativity. The mention of spiders in his brain and garlic in his soul adds a sense of repulsiveness to his character, making it clear that he is someone to be avoided at all costs. The line about not wanting to touch him with a thirty-nine-and-a-half foot pole highlights the extreme disgust and aversion felt towards him.


The song continues to depict Mr. Grinch as a foul and despicable figure, with comparisons to termites and a seasick crocodile, highlighting his lack of sweetness and charm. The choice between the Grinch and a seasick crocodile, with a clear preference for the latter, underscores just how repugnant and revolting he is perceived to be. The repeated emphasis on his foulness and nastiness sets the tone for the overall disdain towards him.


In the final verses, the lyrics delve deeper into Mr. Grinch's repulsive qualities, likening him to a grungy skunk with a heart and soul filled with filth and unpleasantness. The description of his heart as a "dead tomato splotched with moldy purple spots" and his soul as a dump heap serves to illustrate the depths of his depravity and depraved nature. The three-word characterization of him as "Stink, stank, stunk" encapsulates the overall sentiment of disgust and contempt towards him, painting a vivid picture of a truly detestable individual.


Line by Line Meaning

You're a mean one, Mr. Grinch
You are a cruel and unpleasant person, Mr. Grinch


You really are a heel
You truly are despicable


You're as cuddly as a cactus
You are as warm and affectionate as a prickly cactus


You're as charming as an eel, Mr. Grinch
You are as appealing as a slippery and slimy eel, Mr. Grinch


You're a bad banana with a greasy black peel!
You are a rotten banana with a dirty black peel!


Your heart's an empty hole
You have a heart that is void of emotions


Your brain is full of spiders
Your mind is filled with negative and unpleasant thoughts


You've got garlic in your soul, Mr. Grinch
You have a dark and unpleasant soul, Mr. Grinch


I wouldn't touch you with a thirty-nine-and-a-half foot pole!
I would not want to come near you even with a very long pole!


You have termites in your smile
You have decay and destruction in your smile


You have all the tender sweetness
You lack all the kindness and sweetness


Of a seasick crocodile, Mr. Grinch
Similar to the unpleasing nature of a crocodile feeling seasick, Mr. Grinch


Given the choice between the two of you
Between two unpleasant options


I'd take the seasick crocodile!
I would prefer the seasick crocodile over you!


You're a nasty wasty skunk
You are a disgusting and unpleasant person


Your heart is full of unwashed socks
Your heart is filled with filth and dirt, like unwashed socks


Your soul is full of gunk, Mr. Grinch
Your soul is filled with disgusting and unpleasant substances, Mr. Grinch


The three words that best describe you are as follows, and I quote
The three words that accurately define you are


"Stink, stank, stunk!"
"Reeking, smelly, rotten!"


You're the king of sinful sots
You are the ruler of immoral and degraded individuals


Your heart's a dead tomato splotched
Your heart is like a dead, rotten tomato with blotches


With moldy purple spots, Mr. Grinch
With decaying and dirty purple marks, Mr. Grinch


Your soul is an appalling dump heap
Your soul resembles a shocking and disgusting garbage dump


Overflowing with the most disgraceful assortment of deplorable rubbish imaginable
Filled with the most shameful and despicable collection of trash one can imagine


Mangled up in tangled up knots!
All twisted and entangled in a mess!


You nauseate me, Mr. Grinch
You make me feel sick and disgusted, Mr. Grinch


With a nauseous super "naus"
With an extremely sickening feeling


You're a crooked dirty jockey
You are a deceitful and untrustworthy person


And you drive a crooked horse, Mr. Grinch
And you lead a dishonest and unreliable life, Mr. Grinch


You're a three-decker sauerkraut
You are like a sandwich with layers of fermented cabbage


And toadstool sandwich with arsenic sauce!
And a sandwich with poisonous ingredients, like toadstools and arsenic!




Lyrics © Wixen Music Publishing, Roba Music Verlag GMBH, BMG Rights Management, Universal Music Publishing Group, Sony/ATV Music Publishing LLC, Warner Chappell Music, Inc.
Written by: STEVEN JOHN ANDERSON, DP, ROBIN WOMPHREY, CLIFFORD DAVID MASTERSON

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