Weird Beard
David "Fathead" Newman Lyrics


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The night was dark
The seas were rough
The port lay straight ahead
The booze ran out
The men grew tired and this is what they said
"captain if you cannot find a place to set her down"
"then you will be sleeping right along with this vessel in the ground!"
well the jolly roger pulled through and made it to the land,
We disembaked, went into town with vengeance in our hand,
The children cried,
The women sighed,
The men just turned their heads,
With a smiled we chated loud and this is what we said
"wohohoho raise them in the air,
Knock you up and slap you down,
And never seem to care.
Wohohoho another one for me,
Cause we're the filthy vermin,
That will set you people free,
Cause we're the filthy vermin
That will set you people free."

with nothing left for us to drink,
The night was winding down,
But still the girls were swaggering,
And still hanging around.
"Oh mister can you tell me,
Where I can find a man,
"the only thing that you will find miss,
Is the back side of me hand!"

"wohohoho raise them in the air!
Knock you up and slap you down,
And never seem to care!
Wohohoho another one for me,
Cause we're the filthy vermin,
That will set you people free.
Cause we're the filthy vermin,
That will set you people free.
Wohohoho raise them in the air,
Knock you up and slap you down,
And never seem to care.
Wohohoho another one for me,
Cause we're the filthy vermin,
That will set you people free,




Cause we're the filthy vermin,
That will set you people free!"

Overall Meaning

In David "Fathead" Newman's song Weird Beard, the lyrics describe the experiences of a group of men on a ship. The night was dark and the seas were rough as they headed towards the port, but they found themselves running out of booze and growing tired. The men confronted the captain, warning him to find a place to dock the ship or risk sleeping with it at the bottom of the ocean. Luckily, they made it to the land safely and proceeded to the nearby town looking for some action. The women sighed and the children cried, but the men were too busy boasting about their conquests with the "filthy vermin" and how they were going to "set the people free."


The song has a pirate-like feel to it, with its references to the Jolly Roger flag and the way the men talk about the women they meet. The lyrics are definitely not politically correct, but they paint a vivid picture of life at sea in a bygone era. The song is also driven by a catchy melody and a lively rhythm that encourages the listener to tap their feet and sing along. It is clear that Newman drew upon his musical experiences as a saxophonist and bandleader to create a memorable tune that has become an enduring favorite among jazz aficionados.


Line by Line Meaning

The night was dark
The setting was dark


The seas were rough
The waters were turbulent


The port lay straight ahead
The destination was within sight


The booze ran out
There was no more alcohol


The men grew tired and this is what they said
The men expressed their fatigue by making a suggestion


"captain if you cannot find a place to set her down"
The men wanted the captain to find a docking location


"then you will be sleeping right along with this vessel in the ground!"
The men threatened the captain's life if he couldn't find a place to dock


well the jolly roger pulled through and made it to the land,
The ship successfully arrived at the land


We disembaked, went into town with vengeance in our hand,
The crew left the ship to seek revenge in town


The children cried,
The kids were upset


The women sighed,
The women exhaled deeply


The men just turned their heads,
The men avoided eye contact


With a smiled we chated loud and this is what we said
The crew spoke loudly with a smile


"wohohoho raise them in the air,
A rallying cry was made


Knock you up and slap you down,
Physical abuse was threatened


And never seem to care.
There was a lack of concern


Wohohoho another one for me,
Another request was made


Cause we're the filthy vermin,
The crew identified themselves as scum


That will set you people free,
The crew claimed they would liberate the people


Cause we're the filthy vermin
The crew reiterated their status


that will set you people free."
The crew reaffirmed their goal


with nothing left for us to drink,
The group ran out of refreshments


The night was winding down,
The night was coming to an end


But still the girls were swaggering,
The women were confident


And still hanging around.
The women remained present


"Oh mister can you tell me,
A request was made


Where I can find a man,
A woman asked for assistance


"the only thing that you will find miss,
A response was given


Is the back side of me hand!"
A rude response was given




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