Were You Born an Asshole
David Allan Coe Lyrics


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Well I was driving down I-95 the other night,
when somebody nearly cut me right off the road.
I decided it wasn't going to do any good to get mad,
so I wrote a song about him instead. It goes like this...

Were you bo-rn an asshole, or did you work at it your whole life?
Either way it worked out fine, 'cause you're an ass-hole tonight.
Yes you're an A-SSHOLE, and don't you try to blame it on me,
you deserve all the credit, you're an asshole tonight.

You were an assho-le yesterday, you're an ass-hole tonight,
and I've got a feeling, you'll be an asshole the rest of your life.

And I was talking to your mother, just the other night,
I told her I thought you were an asshole, she said "yes, I think you're right".

And a-ll your friends are assholes, 'cause you've known them your whole life,
and somebo-dy told me, you've got an asshole for a wife.





Were you bo-rn an asshole, or did you work at it your whole life?
Either way it worked out fine, 'cause you're an ass-hole tonight.

Overall Meaning

David Allan Coe's song "Were You Born an Asshole" is a satirical commentary about the way some people behave behind the wheel while driving. In the song, the singer is behind the wheel, but someone almost cut him off while driving down I-95. Although he decides that getting mad would not solve the problem, he expresses his anger and frustration through a song instead.


The chorus of the song, "Were you born an asshole, or did you work at it your whole life? Either way, it worked out fine, 'cause you're an asshole tonight," is a questioning statement aimed at the driver who almost caused him an accident. The driver's behavior and attitude demonstrate that he is an asshole in the present, regardless of how he came to be that way.


The second verse is targeted towards the driver's mother. The singer tells her that her son is an asshole, to which the mother sadly agrees. The third verse seems to suggest that the driver's friends are also assholes. Finally, in the fourth verse, the singer accuses the driver of having an asshole for a wife.


Overall, "Were You Born an Asshole" is a song that humorously calls out the behavior and attitudes of certain people. It sheds light on how people sometimes behave while driving, and how it affects others. Ultimately, the song is a commentary on the pervasive problem of road rage.


Line by Line Meaning

Well I was driving down I-95 the other night,
David Allan Coe was driving on a road when someone almost caused an accident.


when somebody nearly cut me right off the road.
Another driver cutting David off nearly caused an accident.


I decided it wasn't going to do any good to get mad,
David realized that getting angry wouldn't help the situation.


so I wrote a song about him instead. It goes like this...
David decided to write a song about the incident.


Were you bo-rn an asshole, or did you work at it your whole life?
David wonders if someone is a natural jerk or if they've worked to become one.


Either way it worked out fine, 'cause you're an ass-hole tonight.
Regardless of how they got there, David believes they're acting like a jerk now.


Yes you're an A-SSHOLE, and don't you try to blame it on me,
David is asserting that the person is acting horribly and not to blame him.


you deserve all the credit, you're an asshole tonight.
David thinks the person is acting like a jerk and deserves the title.


You were an assho-le yesterday, you're an ass-hole tonight,
David believes the person has a history of being a jerk and hasn't stopped.


and I've got a feeling, you'll be an asshole the rest of your life.
David thinks the person will likely continue to act as a jerk forever.


And I was talking to your mother, just the other night,
David spoke to the person's mother.


I told her I thought you were an asshole, she said 'yes, I think you're right'.
David spoke to the person's mother about their behavior and she agreed they were acting like a jerk.


And a-ll your friends are assholes, 'cause you've known them your whole life,
David thinks the person's friends are also jerks.


and somebo-dy told me, you've got an asshole for a wife.
David heard that the person's spouse is also a jerk.


Were you bo-rn an asshole, or did you work at it your whole life?
David wonders again if the person is naturally terrible or if they've become that way over time.


Either way it worked out fine, 'cause you're an ass-hole tonight.
Regardless of how they got there, David believes they're acting like a jerk now.




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Alishia Huffman

That's Jimmy Buffet singing not David Allan Coe.