Nice Nice
Dazey and the Scouts Lyrics

Fuck, marry, kill!
Asking the listener to choose between three actions

Um, an army of Furbies that won′t stop chanting the Lord's prayer
An absurd scenario to provoke a reaction

A can of rigatoni on the street
Another absurd scenario to provoke a reaction

Um, going over to a friend′s house for a sleepover for the first time, and their dad wants them to pop a cyst on his back, but they're really squeamish and faint, but he's in a lot of pain so you have to do it
An uncomfortable and awkward situation for the listener

Papa
Possibly referring to the singer's father or another personal reference

Nice nice, so you a virgin?
Asking the listener about their sexual experience

Nice nice, what color are your panties?
Asking the listener about their underwear

What would you do with me if I was there with you right now?
Asking the listener about a hypothetical sexual encounter

Nice nice, are you touching yourself?
Asking the listener if they are masturbating

I got a couple questions:
Introducing a series of provocative questions

Hey girl, it′s such a shame you got your parents home
Acknowledge the listener's living situation

But we can just netflix and chill until you′re all alone!
Offering an alternative way to spend time alone

Oh, you're out with your friends?
Asking about the listener's plans

Are you a lesbian?
Asking the listener about their sexual orientation

If I was with you would you, like, start making out with them?
Asking the listener to imagine a sexual scenario

Shave your pubes in the shape of my initials
Making a sexual request

Take your shirt off let me see your lady nipples
Making another sexual request

Oh baby, I like ′em thick
Expressing a sexual preference

I need a big fat ass for my ten foot dick
Making a vulgar sexual request

Whatever you dumb, fat, slut, I wouldn't fuck you anyway!
Insulting the listener

Nice nice
Repeating the refrain

(What would you do with me?)
Repeating a previous question

One more time
Requesting a repetition

Suck my dick, mommy
Making another vulgar sexual request

Have you ever sucked dick in a church?
Asking the listener about their sexual experiences

So you′re a singer?
Asking the listener about their profession

Wanna show me what else your mouth can do?
Making another sexual request

Woah, I wanna be deep inside you right now
Expressing a sexual desire

I wanna lick your nipples and pump you deeply
Making another vulgar sexual request

Uh, we're Dazey and the Scouts and we′re your new step-parents
Ending the song with a bizarre statement