Egon
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V�rlden befolkas av mig, mig och mig och mig, bara mig och min mamma
I am the center of the world and my mother's world, and no one else matters.

Vi kan ta f�r oss precis som vi vill Vem som kommer efter oss det g�r detsamma eller hur?
We can take whatever we want without caring about the consequences, because who cares about the future or others, right?

Egon Varf�r skulle jag fr�ga dig hur du m�r?
Why should I care about how you feel, Egon?

Egon Artighetsfraser kan man spara in p� S�g, vem �r egentligen intresserad av s�nt?
Being polite and kind is a waste of time, Egon. Who really cares about that anyway?

Att vara sn�ll och schysst har man ingenting f�r Det g�ller att fixa sin egen fav�r Beh'ver jag f�rklara hur man g�r?
Being nice and decent won't get you anywhere, Egon. You have to look out for yourself and do whatever it takes to get what you want. Do I really need to explain how it's done?

Egon Varf�r klarar Svensson inte sig sj�lv Egon utan beh'ver en massa bidrag till hj�lp?
Why can't people like Svensson take care of themselves without needing help from others like me, Egon?

En riktig man st�r ober�rd av v�der och vind! De som lever p� mig kan jag inte f�rst� Jag skulle sk�mmas p� en socialbyr�! Det h�r konceptet ska du lyssna p�:
A real man doesn't need anyone's help, Egon. I can't understand why people rely on me and would be ashamed to ask for help from social services. Listen to this concept, Egon:

Egon �h, vad �r det f�r j�vla f�reningar Egon som hittar milj�f�roreningar? Helt naturligt! Det handlar om m�nninskans kultur H�ll k�ften nu era bl��gda glin! Det g�ller att trygga ekonomin L�r er den r�tta filosofin!
What are these damn organizations, like those that care about the environment, Egon? It's natural for humans to prioritize their own interests over everything else. Shut up, you bleeding hearts! We need to secure the economy and learn the right philosophy!

Egon �h, k�rlek det m�ste jag ha Egon och d� �r det bara att g� ut och ta f�r det motsatta k�net skapades allena f�r mig Jag �r vacker som en dag! Jag fungerar som ett fiskedrag, sedan skickar jag iv�g dig om ett tag!
I need love, Egon, and it's just a matter of going out and getting it from the opposite sex, who were created solely for my benefit. I'm as beautiful as the day and I function like a fishing lure, then I'll send you away after a while!

V�rlden befolkas av mig, mig och mig och mig, bara mig och min mamma
I am the center of the world and my mother's world, and no one else matters.

Vi kan ta f�r oss precis som vi vill Vem som kommer efter oss det g�r detsamma eller hur?
We can take whatever we want without caring about the consequences, because who cares about the future or others, right?

Vem �r Egon? Vem �r du?
Who is Egon? Who are you?