All-O-Gistics
Descendents Lyrics


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Thou shalt not commit laundry
Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's food
Thou shalt not create ties with the scathed
Thou shalt always go for greatness
Thou shalt not commit adulthood
Thou shalt not partake of Decaf
Thou shalt not suppress flatulence
Thou shalt commit thyself to an institution
Thou shalt not have no idea
Thou shalt not commit hygiene




Thou shalt not take the van's name in vain
Thou shalt not allow anything to deter you in your quest for all

Overall Meaning

The Descendents' song All-O-Gistics is a humorous and satirical take on common societal and moral rules. The lyrics start off by saying "Thou shalt not commit laundry", which is a funny way of saying that doing laundry is considered a chore and something that people often try to avoid. The next line states "Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's food", which is a play on the idea of not being jealous of what someone else has. The third line says "Thou shalt not create ties with the scathed", which means to not associate with those who are damaged or hurt. The fourth line is "Thou shalt always go for greatness", which is about always striving for success and not settling for mediocrity.


The lyrics continue with a list of humorous and absurd rules, such as not committing adulthood, avoiding decaf, and not suppressing flatulence. The overall message of the song is to not take life too seriously and to have a sense of humor about the rules that society imposes. It encourages the listener to embrace individuality and not conform to societal norms.


Line by Line Meaning

Thou shalt not commit laundry
Do not waste your time on trivial tasks like washing clothes


Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's food
Respect other people's belongings and do not desire what others have


Thou shalt not create ties with the scathed
Do not associate yourself with damaged or negative individuals


Thou shalt always go for greatness
Strive for excellence in everything you do


Thou shalt not commit adulthood
Do not become too serious and lose your sense of playfulness and fun


Thou shalt not partake of Decaf
Do not settle for mediocrity or a watered-down version of anything


Thou shalt not suppress flatulence
Do not hold back or hide your natural bodily functions or expressions


Thou shalt commit thyself to an institution
Find a purpose or passion that you can fully invest in and dedicate yourself to


Thou shalt not have no idea
Always keep an open and curious mindset, do not limit yourself to narrow thinking


Thou shalt not commit hygiene
Take care of your physical and mental health, do not neglect your well-being


Thou shalt not take the van's name in vain
Respect the things you own and do not speak or act disrespectfully towards them


Thou shalt not allow anything to deter you in your quest for all
Do not let obstacles or setbacks prevent you from achieving your goals and pursuing what you want in life




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