Birthday Dethday
Dethklok [Metalocalypse] Lyrics

Many years ago today something grew
It has been many years since something started growing within your mother

Inside of your mother...
That 'something' that grew within your mother was you

That thing was you
You were the result of the growth that started a long time ago within your mother

Did she scream did she cry
Your birth was a painful experience for your mother, which often involves screaming and crying

Only those that are born are the ones that
Death is a natural part of life, and only those who are born can expect to experience it

Get to die
Death is inevitable and is something that everyone experiences, regardless of whether they want to or not

One more year closer to dying
With each passing year, your time on this earth grows shorter

Rotting organs ripping grinding
As you age, your body will start to decay and break down, resulting in various unpleasant symptoms and sensations

Biological discordance
As you age, your body may start to malfunction more often, leading to a variety of health problems

Birthday equals self abhorrence
For many people, birthdays may be a source of negative feelings and self-criticism, as they serve as a reminder of their own mortality

Years keep passing aging always
As time goes on, your body will continue to age and deteriorate

Mutate into vapid slugs
As you get older, you may start to feel like you are losing your sense of identity or purpose, becoming more apathetic or uninterested in the world around you

Doctor gives a new prescription
In an attempt to stave off the effects of aging, many people turn to medication or other treatments prescribed by their doctors

Bullet in a fucking gun
Despite these efforts, however, death is always lurking around the corner, and there is nothing that can be done to stop it

Plastic surgeons fuel the lying
In addition to medication, some people turn to cosmetic surgery to try and reverse the effects of aging, but this can often be a futile and expensive endeavor

You forget why you came in here
As you get older, you may start to forget things more often or lose track of the tasks you set out to accomplish

Your mind rots with every new year
In addition to physical decay, your mental faculties may also start to deteriorate with age

R.S.V.P please
Please send a response to let us know if you plan to attend this event

For the deth of thee
This event is a celebration of your impending death

You have little time
As previously stated, death is always just around the corner, and your time on this earth is limited

And you're running out of life
Every passing moment brings you one step closer to the end of your life

Now you're old and full of hatred
As you age, you may start to feel bitter or resentful towards the world around you

Take a pill to masturbated
In an attempt to fill the void left by aging and decay, some people turn to vices like drugs or masturbation to numb their pain or distract themselves from their problems

Children point to you and scream
As you age, you may start to feel disconnected from those around you, particularly younger generations who may not understand or relate to your experiences

Because they will become that thing
The children of today are the adults of tomorrow, and will in time come to experience the same feelings of decay and decline that you currently face

One more year of further suffering
With each passing year, you may experience more pain, discomfort, or other symptoms that make life increasingly difficult

There's no point of f**king bluffing
Despite our best efforts to deny it, death is an unavoidable part of life, and there is no point in pretending otherwise

Open up your dethday present
As part of this celebration, we have prepared a gift for you to help you prepare for your impending demise

It's a box of f**king nothing
As previously stated, there is no escaping the fact that death is coming, and no material possessions or other distractions can change that

Die die
This song is a celebration of death, and encourages listeners to embrace the inevitability of their own demise

Dethday
In this song, birthdays are portrayed as a reminder of our mortality, and as such are referred to as 'dethdays'

R.S.V.P please
Please let us know if you plan to attend this celebration of death

Happy birthday
Despite the bleak message of this song, it is still intended to serve as a form of dark humor or satire, wishing the listener a 'happy birthday' even as it reminds them of their own mortality

You're gonna die
This final line serves as a reminder that, no matter how hard we try to avoid it, death is an inevitable part of life